Law-Men Times

posted on 2 Sep 2009 in Buildings, Signs

All your habeas corpus belong to us…

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Ramen shop found in Kawaguchi, Japan.

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  1. Globe Trotter | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love you, man. Not it a gay way… more like a prison kind of way.

  2. kringo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crime deterrent – you’re doing it wrong.

  3. Ralph Hamilton | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Juridicial weather report: Fine today cooler tomorrow.

  4. Feather-Pluff | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe Lawn-Men came from Ramen. This is too much!

  5. Blaze | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s when the BAD Law-men come to town that things get rough.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leap like a fish,
    Jump like a Porpoise,
    All clap hands,
    And Habeus Corpus.

  7. beechoak | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always love looking at a man in uniform…

  8. beechoak | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Officer? Aren’t you going to frisk me?

  9. beechoak | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiting for the 2010 “Long-Arm-of-the-Law” calendar to come out…

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah say, ah say. Is you de law?.

  11. Grifter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets me enjoys a courtroom drama

  12. coffeebot | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Law-men: the only thing that stands between total chaos and soup-reme justice.

  13. coffeebot | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm-mm good times
    Mmm-mm good times
    That’s what Law-men soups are
    Mmm-mm good times

  14. coffeebot | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FRIEND: Remember when we ate those law-men?
    ME: Yeah, we were enjoying good times.

  15. Algernon | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I be Judge Judy would have something to say about that.

  16. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather be a Law-Man than a Raw-Man.

  17. kringo | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese wear their hearts on their sleeves – as well as their fetishes.

  18. Pete | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “beechoak | 4:33 am |
    Hey, Officer? Aren’t you going to frisk me?”

    No, I’m going to flog you with warm wet noodles!

  19. Pete | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Matt?
    Matt Dillon?
    Is that you? Whatcha doin’ in a Noodle Shop?

  20. Ani | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japan: Where law-men have fun and the soup is GOOD.

  21. Xila | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Timmy, you can’t play with us anymore because you keep making your characters Lawful Evil. We only play with Lawful good characters at this table.”

  22. CallieWL | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I get it. 5-Oh, like Hawaii 5-0 law men. So when you go in, someone says, “Book ’em, Danno!”

    Or maybe its 5-oh, oh oh oh!

  23. Ani | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “jjhitt | 5:28 am |
    I’d rather be a Law-Man than a Raw-Man.”

    Or even Lar-Men.

  24. kringo | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @CallieWL: more like Hawaii uh-oh

  25. tekleader | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Secret Law-man hangout entrance.
    Crime-man keep out!

  26. Dav | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, that’s just awful. Since this is a ramen shop (written “raamen”), I’m sure this started out as an omni-present L/R confusion and somehow picked up an extra ‘w’ on the way. Most likely a failed spelling correction. ( – _ -;;)

  27. Pete | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cannot count how MANY times, when I lived in Japan, the word “Ramen” was spelled “Larmen” in Engrish.

  28. Sarah | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    omg!!! OMG!!! its attarimee ramen! there’s one right in front of my apartment in saitama! =D the tantanmen is very good btw lol

  29. Pete | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sarah:

    Do you mean “A ta ri mae” Ramen?
    (Meaning “Ramen, naturally” in Japanese.)

    If so, can you post the address and phone?
    Next time I visit Japan to visit extended family, I’d like to drop in there and get me some noodles. Perhaps even the Tantanmen you recommend. Do they happen to serve Nagasaki Chanpon or Nagasaki Sara-Udon?

  30. Pete | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Found it:

    http://r.tabelog.com/saitama/A1102/A110201/11004164/dtlphotolst/408949/?ityp=4

    It’s in Kawaguchi in Saitama.
    Address:
    埼玉県川口市西川口1-18-19 十字堂ビル1F
    1-18-19 Juujidoo Building 1st Floor
    Nishikawa-guchi, Kawaguchi-shi, Saitama, Japan
    (Removed phone number – Webmaster)

  31. Kiael | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where we all can, in fact, just get along!

  32. suiboM | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s a lawman and he’s okay!

  33. suiboM | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleeps all night and … all day!

  34. Chris | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get some Order with that?

  35. Explorer09 | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Law-men Noodles?
    ラーメン for lawmen only?

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