Law-Men Times

posted on 2 Sep 2009 in Buildings, Signs

All your habeas corpus belong to us…

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Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Ramen shop found in Kawaguchi, Japan.

35 captions

  1. Globe Trotter | 4:05 am |

    I love you, man. Not it a gay way… more like a prison kind of way.

  2. kringo | 4:05 am |

    Crime deterrent – you’re doing it wrong.

  3. Ralph Hamilton | 4:13 am |

    Juridicial weather report: Fine today cooler tomorrow.

  4. Feather-Pluff | 4:20 am |

    I can’t believe Lawn-Men came from Ramen. This is too much!

  5. Blaze | 4:25 am |

    It’s when the BAD Law-men come to town that things get rough.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 4:27 am |

    Leap like a fish,
    Jump like a Porpoise,
    All clap hands,
    And Habeus Corpus.

  7. beechoak | 4:32 am |

    Always love looking at a man in uniform…

  8. beechoak | 4:33 am |

    Hey, Officer? Aren’t you going to frisk me?

  9. beechoak | 4:35 am |

    Waiting for the 2010 “Long-Arm-of-the-Law” calendar to come out…

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 4:39 am |

    Ah say, ah say. Is you de law?.

  11. Grifter | 4:57 am |

    Lets me enjoys a courtroom drama

  12. coffeebot | 5:07 am |

    Law-men: the only thing that stands between total chaos and soup-reme justice.

  13. coffeebot | 5:08 am |

    Mmm-mm good times
    Mmm-mm good times
    That’s what Law-men soups are
    Mmm-mm good times

  14. coffeebot | 5:09 am |

    FRIEND: Remember when we ate those law-men?
    ME: Yeah, we were enjoying good times.

  15. Algernon | 5:24 am |

    I be Judge Judy would have something to say about that.

  16. jjhitt | 5:28 am |

    I’d rather be a Law-Man than a Raw-Man.

  17. kringo | 5:30 am |

    The Japanese wear their hearts on their sleeves – as well as their fetishes.

  18. Pete | 6:10 am |

    “beechoak | 4:33 am |
    Hey, Officer? Aren’t you going to frisk me?”

    No, I’m going to flog you with warm wet noodles!

  19. Pete | 6:12 am |

    Matt?
    Matt Dillon?
    Is that you? Whatcha doin’ in a Noodle Shop?

  20. Ani | 6:14 am |

    Japan: Where law-men have fun and the soup is GOOD.

  21. Xila | 6:17 am |

    “Timmy, you can’t play with us anymore because you keep making your characters Lawful Evil. We only play with Lawful good characters at this table.”

  22. CallieWL | 8:13 am |

    Oh, I get it. 5-Oh, like Hawaii 5-0 law men. So when you go in, someone says, “Book ’em, Danno!”

    Or maybe its 5-oh, oh oh oh!

  23. Ani | 8:17 am |

    “jjhitt | 5:28 am |
    I’d rather be a Law-Man than a Raw-Man.”

    Or even Lar-Men.

  24. kringo | 9:11 am |

    @CallieWL: more like Hawaii uh-oh

  25. tekleader | 12:46 pm |

    Secret Law-man hangout entrance.
    Crime-man keep out!

  26. Dav | 7:39 pm |

    Oh, that’s just awful. Since this is a ramen shop (written “raamen”), I’m sure this started out as an omni-present L/R confusion and somehow picked up an extra ‘w’ on the way. Most likely a failed spelling correction. ( – _ -;;)

  27. Pete | 12:52 pm |

    I cannot count how MANY times, when I lived in Japan, the word “Ramen” was spelled “Larmen” in Engrish.

  28. Sarah | 9:15 pm |

    omg!!! OMG!!! its attarimee ramen! there’s one right in front of my apartment in saitama! =D the tantanmen is very good btw lol

  29. Pete | 1:43 pm |

    Sarah:

    Do you mean “A ta ri mae” Ramen?
    (Meaning “Ramen, naturally” in Japanese.)

    If so, can you post the address and phone?
    Next time I visit Japan to visit extended family, I’d like to drop in there and get me some noodles. Perhaps even the Tantanmen you recommend. Do they happen to serve Nagasaki Chanpon or Nagasaki Sara-Udon?

  30. Pete | 1:51 pm |

    Found it:

    http://r.tabelog.com/saitama/A1102/A110201/11004164/dtlphotolst/408949/?ityp=4

    It’s in Kawaguchi in Saitama.
    Address:
    埼玉県川口市西川口1-18-19 十字堂ビル1F
    1-18-19 Juujidoo Building 1st Floor
    Nishikawa-guchi, Kawaguchi-shi, Saitama, Japan
    (Removed phone number – Webmaster)

  31. Kiael | 9:10 pm |

    Where we all can, in fact, just get along!

  32. suiboM | 11:25 am |

    He’s a lawman and he’s okay!

  33. suiboM | 11:27 am |

    Sleeps all night and … all day!

  34. Chris | 6:28 pm |

    Can I get some Order with that?

  35. Explorer09 | 11:40 pm |

    Law-men Noodles?
    ラーメン for lawmen only?

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