Let’s skip it this time…

posted on 11 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

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Photo courtesy of Patrick Kelly.
Found at small vendor in Shanghai.

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  1. GoodGuy | 2:37 am |

    Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

  2. GoodGuy | 2:39 am |

    Yeah, lets go straight to murder!

  3. Jazzy | 2:59 am |

    By all means, let’s skip it!

  4. Pete | 3:37 am |

    I’ve already sentenced you to 25 life sentences already, let’s just skip this one.

  5. Pete | 3:40 am |

    Speaking of skipping, from the immortal Flying Circus:

    (Perp in a body cast being sworn in before the court)

    Judge: Can you raise your right hand?
    Perp: (silently hakes his body “No”)
    J: Can you raise your left hand?
    P: (Again shakes “No”)
    J: Hmmm….I see. Can you raise your right leg?
    P: (shakes “No”)
    J: Can you raise your left leg?
    P: (shakes “No”)
    J: Well…is there anything you can raise? RIGHT…we’ll skip THAT!!!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 3:43 am |

    They have a more rigorous one for the sober people - skipping sex

  7. beechoak | 3:53 am |

    Skipping rape is good for your health.

  8. rowger | 5:02 am |

    I don’t know about that, Lolita…

  9. Grifter | 5:05 am |

    Going straight to the cigarette!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |

    Much better than skipping your morning coffee

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |

    Excuse me! Can you show me how this thing works?

  12. JoeS | 5:41 am |

    What will the tentacle monsters do? Won’t somebody think of the tentacle monsters?

  13. DieselDragon | 6:52 am |

    I’m gonna run right past this one…

  14. DieselDragon | 6:53 am |

    As far as mature subjects go, I think this is one that’s best avoided.

  15. Yogesh Damle | 7:01 am |

    Skipping without panting is a tight rapewalk!

  16. Classic Steve | 7:08 am |

    The camman schaalyord octivity.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 7:25 am |

    I’ll bet you can’t do it while skipping.

  18. bigcaddy | 9:04 am |

    its better than a jump rape

  19. coffeebot | 9:24 am |

    Me ‘n ma friend wanna know if we can do a Double Dutch…

  20. Fatal-Noogie | 12:08 pm |

    Goodnight honey. There was something I was going to do to you, but now I can’t remember what it was. . . .
    Oh well. I’m sure I’ll remember it for next time.

  21. BCM | 12:40 pm |

    I’m glad they dotted their “n” in their engrish.

  22. garudamon11 | 1:23 pm |

    seems she used the anti-lust spray !

  23. Lollerskate | 2:58 pm |

    Horny care bath salt in action!

  24. Kitsune | 3:30 pm |

    Pedo bear was very disapointed

  25. TJ | 3:52 pm |

    Hey little girl! Wanna see my “rope”?

  26. Kelly | 4:43 pm |

    No one wants to jump a rope that small

  27. Lanz16 | 6:06 pm |

    Behind the label:

    The little girls’ weapon against rapists!

  28. Choo-Choo | 11:01 pm |

    Not now, honey, I have a headache…

  29. David | 11:06 pm |

    We’ll come back to it after severe beating!

  30. eko_pilosopo | 5:38 pm |

    For the Chinese rape is a form of foreplay.

  31. Chris | 6:16 pm |

    And I thought they just liked playing with balls. They grow up so fast…

  32. Chris | 6:17 pm |

    But how else am I supposed to get rid of my erection in progress?

  33. richy | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I would prefer to get it over with…

  34. pokemonfroslass | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did someone just say loli?

  35. yoyo | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put the bounce back in your sex life.

  36. robb | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL rape is something u can skip.
    good one.

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