Makes the Dumb Dumber

posted on 17 Sep 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Nothing’s free. Pay, payer.

Photo courtesy of Roberto Tietzmann.
Liquor found in Brazil.

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  1. coffeebot | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, instructions right on the front!

  2. Ralph Hamilton | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I also drink moderately. I always keep a case of Moderately under the bed. (Dean Martin)

  3. Big Fat Cat | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Drunk Drunker!

  4. beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t have to tell me twice, twicer.

  5. beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink, drinker. Drunk, drunker. Sleep, sleeper.

  6. Pete | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Evidence of what happens when i have a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy!

  7. Pete | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What directions are put on the cover of Brazilian condoms?
    “Rub, Rubber” ???

  8. Grifter | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least we know who the Beer Bearer is.

  9. Blaze | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I really, really want to! I need it so bad! But I’m supposed to be tonight’s designated driver. So I guess I’ll just sob, sober.

    Engrish Puns again! HEYO!

  10. pamela38 | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drinker! Drank…drunk!

  11. Jay | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drinkest.

  12. jjhitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Served in finer restaurants like Eat.

    Also available in the liquor aisle at Store.

  13. jjhitt | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But, the bottle TOLD me to!

  14. jjhitt | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Barkeeper: What will it be?
    Customer: Drink!
    Barkeeper: Uh-huh? Such as…
    Customer: Drink Drinker!
    Barkeeper: You’ve had too much already.

  15. jjhitt | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve secretly replaced Kanye West’s cognac with Drink Drinker. Let’s see if he notices the difference…

  16. Jetsuzu | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    shut up, bottle! you’re not the boss of me!

  17. Veggiet | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See Drinker drink, drink drinker drink.
    See Drinker get drunk, poor drinker.

  18. Japifer | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It goes well with Food Fooder.

  19. tekleader | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, wine drinks you!

  20. Ani | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We now need to find an Engrish with the equivalent with the “grenade” fire extinguisher in the toidy.

    (Sh*t, Sh*tter??)

  21. Ani | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What might be fun is to reverse the order! Examples:

    Drinker – > Drink
    Blubber – > Blub
    etc.

    Any good ones folks can think of?

  22. Dude | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drinker, it’s the drinkest drink out there!

  23. theillen | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I Drink Drinker.
    Huh…
    Might explain why I puke puker.

  24. Kitsune | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Drink, Drank, Drunk.

  25. Alex Sortor | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drinker
    Buy Buyer
    Sell Seller
    Read Reader
    Write Writer
    Type Typer
    Pee Peer
    Puke Puker
    Rap Rapper
    Rape Raper
    Play Player
    Kill Killer
    Snipe Sniper
    etc…

  26. coffeebot | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Alex Sortor I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish but Beyonce has one of the best videos of the year.

  27. Terryl | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The instruction only says ‘drink’. Nothing says i have to pay for it.

  28. Steve | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the Marketing department in ‘Drink inc.’ argued into the early hours on the finer points what to name their latest beverage?

  29. NeutrinoX | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drunker decides to rebrand for a clearer message.

  30. Antopomorficus | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody paid actually atention at the bottle of “contini”, man this shop is priceless! Where is the Jaques Deniels?

  31. Adrian | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    As long as it makes her Pretty, Prettier…..

  32. Lollerskate | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lay bricks, bricklayer! Lay plums, plumber! Oh wait…

  33. Chris | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wine Winer.

  34. Kuro | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After the UK government’s push for more accurate drink labelling, even this blindingly obvious drink was renamed- to Drunk Drinker.

  35. Arnas | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lick Liquor

  36. richy | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “i was toally hammered when i made that label” – labeler

  37. vtlvr09 | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink Drinker… Makes the drunk drunker!

  38. john | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Type – ^ writer
    Rap – ^ rapist
    Bull – ^ shittest

  39. JacobL | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    drink drinker causes me to fart farter… hmm..

  40. lynobach | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink……Drinker…..Drinkiest!!!!

  41. drink drinker | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    would not mind a smok smoker with it too

  42. Raymund Victor | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yo dawg! i heard you like drinking! so i put a drink in your drink so you can get drunk while youre drunk!

  43. ancheta | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    drink, drinker, drinkerer.

  44. John M | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink, Drinker, Drinkiest. Take me drunk I’m home!

  45. Erlili | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see the people who gave this drink its title had quite an imagination.

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Drink! Feck! Girls! Arse!

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