Mama’s Boy Restaurant

posted on 18 Sep 2009 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Betta Peterson.
Restaurant sign found in Japan.

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  1. Ani | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Priceless.

    For Japanese guys who regress into childhood and need a hit of their mama’s omelette rice w/ketchup in order to function in daily life.

    Opening next month in Shinjuku: Mama’s Boy Curry Rice.

  2. Algernon | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our onipresent mama’s boy enjoys the taste of mom, her heart , lungs you name it

  3. beechoak | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to Pantywaste Pasteries…

  4. beechoak | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oepidus gives it two thumbs up!

  5. beechoak | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds to me like somebody needs to be weaned!

  6. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and for dessert: Cookies & warm milk and a bedtime story…

  7. beechoak | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … across the street from Yo’ Mama’s Boy – Chitlins & Grits

  8. garudamon11 | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    great …. a racist restaurant

  9. Grifter | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want a shop based on wheat, there’s a Sugar Daddy’s down the street.

  10. jjhitt | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice, Rice, Baby!

  11. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I almost died. I saw this warm, welcoming, white light at the end of a long dark tunnel. It was rice.

  12. jjhitt | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For brown rice go next door to Yo’ Momma’s Home Boy.

  13. beechoak | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The space of healing spreads out?!?? Aw, man! It’s hospital food!!!”

  14. beechoak | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be eating in the Mezzanine… I hear the atmosphere is lighter and warmer up there.

  15. creampuff | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aka: MILF Shop

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The taste is nostalgic!

  17. Xila | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who needs construction when you can just build new floors using light?

  18. Blaze | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japan, the worldwide headquarters for creepy incest stores.

  19. coffeebot | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MILE: Moms I’d Like to Eat

  20. Chris | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Before Big Boy grew up…

  21. DieselDragon | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh dear…Who let Sigmund Freud open a resturant? 😮

  22. DieselDragon | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Light inserts the second and third floor”…Damn, I wish I was that strong! :)

  23. DieselDragon | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That last sentance makes me think this should’ve really been filed under “Adult Engrish”…

  24. kringo | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the mom in both the heart and the stomach.

  25. Rev | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Norman Bates, head chef.

  26. Poisonous Gus | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, Japanese rednecks. Who woulda thunk it?

  27. Dude | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama’s Boy Ome-rice & Pasta: Proudly supported by the Ku Klux Klan & Hannibal Lecter!

  28. Kitsune | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Food for your Oedipus complex

  29. Pete | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ome don’t play dat

  30. Mike | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can almost taste the mom

  31. Lora | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They were going to call it Pathetic Guys in Their Mid-Thirties Who Still Live With Their Mom Restaurant, but it wouldn’t fit on the sign. :-)

  32. Lora | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It really is just like eating with your mom at home! The chef serves nothing but leftovers, tells you to eat all your vegetables or no dessert, and afterwards you have to help her wash the dishes! :-)

  33. Xila | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama’s Boy: A subsidiary of Apron Hugers R Us.

  34. Chuck | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got MILF ?

  35. Yugan | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What on earth did Mom slip into the translator’s pasta?

  36. Lollerskate | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wanted to taste a mom

  37. Choo-Choo | 8:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Om nom mom.

  38. Seigi | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obama’s favorite restaurant. The feminists evil are turning him into “mama’s boy”; he dances to the feminism evil’s music. Guys pushing baby-carts, stay at home and woman goes to work and drink beer, where are your pride? Man? Your fists aren’t decorations.

  39. DanMasamori | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “A warm, healing, light producing Ome rice and pasta” , Now with extra artifical mom flavor added!

  40. chickenflyedlice | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    when republicans emigrate

  41. richy | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like MILFs as much is anyone but thats just wrong.

  42. James Porobic | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew we shouldn’t have breast-fed…

  43. MSB | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom…you need a shower.

  44. Samtaylor16 | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mm….’mom’ so warm and delightful….’

  45. john | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am white
    spreads out
    light
    and is warm

    who am I?

  46. JacobL | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those darn MILFs are at it again..

  47. bridget | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Seigi,
    Where are your education?Man? Now please stop gracing us with your highly evolved and ever-so-intelligent opinions, nimrod.

  48. boinghd | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom taste best with salt god fillet

  49. Hiatus | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm… It’s like what your mom used to make, only carbs.

  50. Raymund Victor | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama’s Boy: for that home cooked food mama used to make.

  51. kloo | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mother never tasted so good…

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