Now I remember why I hate making tea…

Hang on, I’m a little lost, is it the tea or the boiling water that swells.

Zen and the Art of being Anal Retentive over Beverages

Clear as day. Unfortunately, so is my tea.

I’ll just have coffee…

Uh, yeah I’ll just go down the street to the coca-cola machine, thanks.

It puts the teabag in the water, else it gets the inverse ratio again.

Here in Texas, that’s how we make meth-amphetamines.

Seems I always did it all wrong, the boiling water never burnt the tea set!

Oh, just make the damn tea!

Burnt tea is the major cause of global warming.

Our tea comes with leach as a complement.

By all means must!

Like fruit put enter google translation’s speech, one word one word chase word capsize, that ? get arrive’s tie fruit then this style.

based on this: 如果放入google translation的話，一字一字逐字翻，那麼得到的結果這樣。

In the future, all this will be condensed into, “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”

“Make it just so, Number One!”

In Soviet Russia, Tea drinks YOU.

(That old inverse ratio strikes again!)

Gee! All these years I thought I knew how to make Tea.

I understood it all, until I got to the “Leach” part.

I think the Theory of Relativity just got pwned by tea D:

They must served this at Roppongi Plaza hotel.

Leaches? With TEA?
“GAGH!!!”

i’m gonna need some coffee just to keep myself awake to read the whole thing…

You’re all good if you can avoid the unusual smell.

Damn, I burnt the tea set again, what am I doing wrong here?

Me: Waiter, there’s a leach in my tea!
Water: That sucks!

You simply MUST stay and have a cup of tea!

Didn’t anyone notice the tea must participate in a race? (150cc)

So I’ve been making tea wrong my whole life???

And hear I thought the British were anal about their tea.

I think these guys mistakenly wrote “Instructions for making tea” instead of “Instructions for creating a stable wormhole transport system”…

This is why I hate chemistry labs.

yeah… wait. what?????

Right, now for the slightly easier lesson. How to start the reactor!

There is an erection in progress; right amounts swelled several times in an inverse ratio to tout the water soaks, the world comments.

The tea puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

AND THEY SAY DRINKING TEA MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER ! YOU HAVE TO LIVE LONGER IF IT TAKES SO BLOODY LONG TO MAKE ONE CUP OF TEA 😀

Good thing it’s not confusing.

And I need a flux capacitor to make tea now?? I used to be able just to put it in water.

i dont want the damn tea anymore, give me a coke

Ah! I’ve always liked the warmth of the concurrently acceleration tea taste leaching.

Very thank for this post. Personally likes fluctuating because following these directions very hard and tea quality most fluctuates.

If you use more than 3g of tea, remember to use your anti-G suit to prevent loss of consciousness.

Just give us a beer thanks.

So tell me , how do you make coffee.

I’d rather talk about a black ho’, please.