Technically Challenged…

posted on 4 Sep 2009 in Buildings, Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Gareth Grindle.
Found in Changhua, Taiwan.

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  1. Kees | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They have a shortage of social wear, but they are extremely good at anything related to technical clothing. Also, they have an excellent vocabulary when it comes to their sales pitch. Just don’t expect them to look you in the eye.

  2. coffeebot | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    RAYMOND: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.

  3. John Tranbo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Impersonal Attire…

  4. DieselDragon | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who find our customer service a little too impersonal, please try our “Asperger Social Clothing” store just down the road.

    [Footnote: I have Asperger’s Syndrome myself, and AFAIK this comment shouldn’t cause offence to anyone with the condition. :) ]

  5. DieselDragon | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the many positive outcomes of Taiwan’s new Disability Equality Act… :)

  6. Grifter | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “If you read this sign the first time through, this place isn’t for you.”

  7. Yugan | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Problem is, the doors never open.

  8. dangevin | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Technically, it takes more than just buying puzzle-motif shirt to support autism awareness.

  9. dangevin | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “My brother’s an autistic savant and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

  10. Classic Steve | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where to buy a raincoat for Rain Man.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The store went out of business very soon because its target customer never pay attention to its existence and its staff never show up at work.

  12. BeadyEl | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, TECHNICALLY it’s clothing….

  13. Dude | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Autism Technical Clothing – Where all the items are very knowledgeable about narrowly-focused interests such as 1980’s German TV shows & South African video games.

  14. Naturallawyer | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everything costs “about a hundred dollars”…

  15. Jim | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would hope for the sake of the autistic that it’s not that technical.

  16. Cecily | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sizes available in prime numbers only.

  17. Babe! | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A full spectrum fashion line: from mild to severely technical clothes.

  18. Babe! | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve been rejected for the American Express plum card.

  19. Choo-Choo | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We provide a wide spectrum of highly specific styles!

  20. jjhitt | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I spontaneously start to scream for no reason at all, I like to be fashionably dressed.

  21. Pete | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget to visit our ADHD store in Tainan and our PTSD store in Kaohsiung!!!

    Plus, we also invite you to the Grand Opening for our Multiple Personality Disorder store in Taichung next month!!!

  22. Algernon | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t understand?

  23. theillen | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We had a “Guess How Many Shirts are on the Rack” contest but it didn’t last long.

  24. Kitsune | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely gotta fly Quantis.

  25. Riceguy1 | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What are you lookin at buddy?

  26. Jetsuzu | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    does Rain Man work here?

  27. snopes | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, you can buy a robe for Wapner in here. Definately robe for Wapner.

  28. Chris | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to tourette’s biological perfumes.

  29. I | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I somewhat reminded of the word “vertically challenged”.

  30. Kirk | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    50% discount on all handi’caps’

  31. DFlyinLion | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    trouble with most departments but inventory gets done in .5 seconds

  32. Brad | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I definitely get my pants at Kmart on Wong & Haiku

  33. Explorer09 | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fun thing is, I didn’t see the Chinese name of the shop.

    自閉症技術服裝 ??

    I am afraid that (most) autistic people who see this sign would stand in front of the shop and hesitate to enter.

  34. Brian | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to be too picky, but technically that clothing has Asperger’s Syndrome… not Autism.

  35. Mike | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We also sell imaginary clothing for imaginary friends!

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