You can climb all you want…

posted on 5 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Stephen McKeon.
Taken at Ma Shan Tai Hu National Park, Wuxi China.

31 captions

  1. Algernon | 1:22 am |

    I suppose that means no fushing as well.

  2. Pete | 3:11 am |

    And absolutely NO lab storing, scolopping, or crapping.

  3. Ani | 3:12 am |

    Or shrumping either.

  4. DieselDragon | 4:10 am |

    …Otherwise you carefully slip and fall down!

  5. DieselDragon | 4:12 am |

    Doom with a view! 🙂

  6. dangevin | 5:16 am |

    It’s still okay to oysterbate, though.

  7. dangevin | 5:28 am |

    Humpty Mollusk say on a rail,
    Humpty Mollusk fell: epic fail.
    All China’s park rangers issued a warning,
    And forbade bivalve climbing the very next morning.

  8. coffeebot | 5:51 am |

    But we were looking for Rocky Mountain Oysters…

  9. beechoak | 5:56 am |

    is “clambing” past tense?

  10. beechoak | 5:56 am |

    “Aw, shucks!”

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:02 am |

    This is a conservation area, you know. So No Clambing and Huntting.

  12. Xila | 7:24 am |

    And no sputting over the edge, either!

  13. Tim | 8:42 am |

    I chased that little clam all the way from the shore to here, and now you tell me I can’t catch him?!?

  14. Cecily | 8:51 am |

    No clambin’, now, young’uns! Y’all’r gonna fall!

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 9:06 am |

    And no clayfishing either.

  16. Bechstein62 | 9:34 am |

    Now what am I supposed to do with all these lemons, drawn butter, and cocktail sauce?!?

  17. Kitsune | 3:15 pm |

    Ha ha, they misspelled it. Clam doesn’t have a b in it

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 4:00 pm |

    Here’s to a meal of clamb,
    I like it much better than lamb,
    If it’s seafood,
    It always is good,
    For, for all else I don’t give a damb.

  19. bigcaddy | 8:36 pm |

    …because you maght jemp.

  20. Water imp | 9:32 pm |

    …and no scallopbing or shrimpbing either!

  21. Yugan | 8:50 am |

    when the park rangers ask you a question, answer, don’t clamb up!!

  22. Max | 8:41 pm |

    The intention is clear: they do not want people with dyslexia to gamble there.

  23. Lori | 7:18 am |

    “However, CLIMB At Your Own Request”

  24. Lollerskate | 1:20 pm |

    Ghinese Rlouette players will be protsegued.

  25. zod | 4:17 am |

    if i see you clambing, you’ll be in deep shat!

  26. Lora | 6:17 pm |

    Don’t clamb up this rail. You might pull a mussel! *groan*

  27. Chris | 6:22 pm |

    Something about that sign seems fishy…

  28. Raymund Victor | 5:36 pm |

    No clambing?! But i do’nt even know how to clamb!!!

  29. DFlyinLion | 8:16 am |

    but i want clam bling. just got a shellfish diamond studded clock necklace…. yeeeeah boyeee!!!

  30. Brad | 12:28 am |

    I’ve heard of freshwater and seawater clambs, but inland drought clambs?

  31. Brian | 7:41 am |

    I don’t like to be told I can’t do things. I don’t know what clambing is… but I sure as hell want to find out so I can do it just to spite that stupid sign.

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