75 Prophylactics
posted on 14 Oct 2009 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Jean-Yves Terreault.
Picture taken of 8 year old student in Osaka, Japan.
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All at once?
That’s funny, your shirt doesn’t LOOK waterproof…
300 Spartans; 200 Trojans.
People who are as thin as a shadow are indeed as strong as an ox. As strong as a dead ox, that is.
School-yard PUSHER!!!
200 + 75 + 3 = 278. They’ve got some really weird problems in this New Math they’re teaching 8 year olds now.
It’s still not going to replace 100 bottles of beer o the wall.
Hey Rubber boy.
4 prophylactics? What do you need 3 prophylactics for? All I have is 2 prophylactics. Here’s 1.
It is a wonder it is not written in French.
Thin as a shadow, strong as an ox…. It’s Condom Man!
Son of Superman
Okay,… so out of 200 rolled prophylactics, he’s up to 75 used, 3 at a time?…???
And who says that sex ed at an early age doesn’t promote protection…
Hey, kid! Just think how much better they’ll work when you’re old enough to need one!
McCondoms: 200 rolled; 200 billion served
75 Prophylactics led the big parade
with 200 rolled right behind
They were nearly a thousand tubes the finest KY lube
there were rubers of every shape and kind…
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 75 prophylactics in the bush is worth 200 rolled in the hand.
WHOA! I feel dirty.
Jesus. I’m glad I’m on the pill.
Forget the math… Safe sex is in the palm of your hand!
It’s a ribbed! It’s a plain! It’s S’perman !
He must have taken a few too many Viagra this morning.
I’m guessing 75 is the percentage that guarantees a pregnancy.
Not a funny caption, just an observation: No way that’s an 8-year-old. Check out the neck muscles and vein on his arm. It’s also a posed picture, complete with backdrop.
75, 200 or 3: which is it?
I’m not sure I want something as strong as an ox attached to a rather vital part of my anatomy.
75 Timex digital watches – broken, 75 unused prophylactics…75 soiled.
@Rev It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.
Rubber as strong as an ox!
Strong enough for an ox, but made for a man!
200 prophylactics? What do you need 75 prophylactics for? All I have is 75. Here’s 1.
The latest anti-plagiarism ad.
The math is fuzzy.
Let’s hope the rubbers aren’t.
True Story that’s on topic:
Austrian Engrish, Fall 1991.
I had just started business school and it was time for our first accounting exam. Classmate in the seat next to me is an exchange student from Linz, Austria. Nice guy, but his Engrish was sometimes a little off.
Anyway he was fumbling around in his backpack and seemed to be looking for something, looking frustrated.
He turns to me and asks “Excuse me, Pete. Do you happen to have an extra rubber with you?” (I figured from context what he really wanted to say was “Eraser”.)
I look right at him and said “Gee, Ulrich, y’know, I like accounting, but I don’t like it THAT much!!!
Yes this actually happened.
Shadows, oxen, and prophylactics: oh my!
Oh, I always struggled with these word problems in math…
If you have 75 prophylactics now, and you started with 200 rolled, but only three of them were rubber, then, what was the question ….
“Oh the 75th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…. oh wait…”
@engrishwebmaster: you cut off his head?! what did he ever do to you?!
Would be better if they had 69
At least they aren’t recycled
If only 200 were rolled, were the rest folded?
Pete, some countries just call erasers “rubbers”, that’s hardly engrish.
AS THIN AS A SHADOW
…that is five inches thick.
Say what youwant about the shirt… But I like her style.
Another reason to buy Nintendo brain trainer. You do the math.
Great, I’ll have the chef’s special