200 + 75 + 3 = 278. They’ve got some really weird problems in this New Math they’re teaching 8 year olds now.
jjhitt
14 years ago
It’s still not going to replace 100 bottles of beer o the wall.
Algernon
14 years ago
Hey Rubber boy.
kringo
14 years ago
4 prophylactics? What do you need 3 prophylactics for? All I have is 2 prophylactics. Here’s 1.
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago
It is a wonder it is not written in French.
Ralph Hamilton
14 years ago
Thin as a shadow, strong as an ox…. It’s Condom Man!
Big Fat Cat
14 years ago
Son of Superman
beechoak
14 years ago
Okay,… so out of 200 rolled prophylactics, he’s up to 75 used, 3 at a time?…???
beechoak
14 years ago
And who says that sex ed at an early age doesn’t promote protection…
beechoak
14 years ago
Hey, kid! Just think how much better they’ll work when you’re old enough to need one!
beechoak
14 years ago
McCondoms: 200 rolled; 200 billion served
BeadyEl
14 years ago
75 Prophylactics led the big parade
with 200 rolled right behind
They were nearly a thousand tubes the finest KY lube
there were rubers of every shape and kind…
Blaze
14 years ago
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 75 prophylactics in the bush is worth 200 rolled in the hand.
WHOA! I feel dirty.
Ostrich
14 years ago
Jesus. I’m glad I’m on the pill.
Globe Trotter
14 years ago
Forget the math… Safe sex is in the palm of your hand!
Chuck
14 years ago
It’s a ribbed! It’s a plain! It’s S’perman !
Xila
14 years ago
He must have taken a few too many Viagra this morning.
Jetsuzu
14 years ago
I’m guessing 75 is the percentage that guarantees a pregnancy.
Rev
14 years ago
Not a funny caption, just an observation: No way that’s an 8-year-old. Check out the neck muscles and vein on his arm. It’s also a posed picture, complete with backdrop.
@Rev It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.
kringo
14 years ago
Rubber as strong as an ox!
beechoak
14 years ago
Strong enough for an ox, but made for a man!
kringo
14 years ago
200 prophylactics? What do you need 75 prophylactics for? All I have is 75. Here’s 1.
Pi Jiu Ren
14 years ago
The latest anti-plagiarism ad.
Pete
14 years ago
The math is fuzzy.
Let’s hope the rubbers aren’t.
Pete
14 years ago
True Story that’s on topic: Austrian Engrish, Fall 1991. I had just started business school and it was time for our first accounting exam. Classmate in the seat next to me is an exchange student from Linz, Austria. Nice guy, but his Engrish was sometimes a little off. Anyway he was fumbling around in his backpack and seemed to be looking for something, looking frustrated. He turns to me and asks “Excuse me, Pete. Do you happen to have an extra rubber with you?” (I figured from context what he really wanted to say was “Eraser”.) I look right at… Read more »
kringo
14 years ago
Shadows, oxen, and prophylactics: oh my!
Izzie
14 years ago
Oh, I always struggled with these word problems in math…
If you have 75 prophylactics now, and you started with 200 rolled, but only three of them were rubber, then, what was the question ….
Grifter
14 years ago
“Oh the 75th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…. oh wait…”
Jetsuzu
14 years ago
@engrishwebmaster: you cut off his head?! what did he ever do to you?!
Really, it seems even the owner of this website is prone to dropping malapropisms every now and then. “It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.” Well, who WOULDN’T misuse the English language like this, if you were around this much Engrish day after day…
All at once?
That’s funny, your shirt doesn’t LOOK waterproof…
300 Spartans; 200 Trojans.
People who are as thin as a shadow are indeed as strong as an ox. As strong as a dead ox, that is.
School-yard PUSHER!!!
200 + 75 + 3 = 278. They’ve got some really weird problems in this New Math they’re teaching 8 year olds now.
It’s still not going to replace 100 bottles of beer o the wall.
Hey Rubber boy.
4 prophylactics? What do you need 3 prophylactics for? All I have is 2 prophylactics. Here’s 1.
It is a wonder it is not written in French.
Thin as a shadow, strong as an ox…. It’s Condom Man!
Son of Superman
Okay,… so out of 200 rolled prophylactics, he’s up to 75 used, 3 at a time?…???
And who says that sex ed at an early age doesn’t promote protection…
Hey, kid! Just think how much better they’ll work when you’re old enough to need one!
McCondoms: 200 rolled; 200 billion served
75 Prophylactics led the big parade
with 200 rolled right behind
They were nearly a thousand tubes the finest KY lube
there were rubers of every shape and kind…
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 75 prophylactics in the bush is worth 200 rolled in the hand.
WHOA! I feel dirty.
Jesus. I’m glad I’m on the pill.
Forget the math… Safe sex is in the palm of your hand!
It’s a ribbed! It’s a plain! It’s S’perman !
He must have taken a few too many Viagra this morning.
I’m guessing 75 is the percentage that guarantees a pregnancy.
Not a funny caption, just an observation: No way that’s an 8-year-old. Check out the neck muscles and vein on his arm. It’s also a posed picture, complete with backdrop.
75, 200 or 3: which is it?
I’m not sure I want something as strong as an ox attached to a rather vital part of my anatomy.
75 Timex digital watches – broken, 75 unused prophylactics…75 soiled.
@Rev It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.
Rubber as strong as an ox!
Strong enough for an ox, but made for a man!
200 prophylactics? What do you need 75 prophylactics for? All I have is 75. Here’s 1.
The latest anti-plagiarism ad.
The math is fuzzy.
Let’s hope the rubbers aren’t.
True Story that’s on topic: Austrian Engrish, Fall 1991. I had just started business school and it was time for our first accounting exam. Classmate in the seat next to me is an exchange student from Linz, Austria. Nice guy, but his Engrish was sometimes a little off. Anyway he was fumbling around in his backpack and seemed to be looking for something, looking frustrated. He turns to me and asks “Excuse me, Pete. Do you happen to have an extra rubber with you?” (I figured from context what he really wanted to say was “Eraser”.) I look right at… Read more »
Shadows, oxen, and prophylactics: oh my!
Oh, I always struggled with these word problems in math…
If you have 75 prophylactics now, and you started with 200 rolled, but only three of them were rubber, then, what was the question ….
“Oh the 75th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…. oh wait…”
@engrishwebmaster: you cut off his head?! what did he ever do to you?!
Would be better if they had 69
At least they aren’t recycled
If only 200 were rolled, were the rest folded?
Pete, some countries just call erasers “rubbers”, that’s hardly engrish.
AS THIN AS A SHADOW
…that is five inches thick.
Say what youwant about the shirt… But I like her style.
Another reason to buy Nintendo brain trainer. You do the math.
Great, I’ll have the chef’s special
@engrishwebmaster 10:42 “Trust me…I KNOW!!! I know him aaallllll tooooooo wellllll…or shall we say, I KNEW him all too well!!! BWAHAHA!”
Now this poor boy’s head hangs above Engrish Webmaster’s fireplace.
Really, it seems even the owner of this website is prone to dropping malapropisms every now and then. “It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.” Well, who WOULDN’T misuse the English language like this, if you were around this much Engrish day after day…