Are they real? No… they’re BURA

posted on 27 Oct 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Howell Li.
Bra from Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dream of floating breasts.

  2. SF | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The feeling of a fit which forgets to have attached” would better suit a perfect burqa.

  3. Ani | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kooka-Bra sits in the old gum tree
    So darned tight I couldn’t breee-eathe!
    FLY, Kooka-Bra!
    FLY, Kook-Bra!
    Get away from ME.

  4. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes getting to Second Base easier!

  5. beechoak | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I breast, therefore I am…

  6. Jay | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s too late
    She’s gone too far
    She’s lost the sun
    She’s come undun

  7. beechoak | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I keep thinking I’m forgetting something…”

  8. beechoak | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect bura for the complete bureast…

  9. Big Fat Cat | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The hand doesn’t look like it belongs to the woman.

  10. rowger | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like an umburella for your burests, except you forget it’s there.

  11. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t think Japanese women would need a bra.

  12. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is a Bura better than a Titsling?

  13. Blaze | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As mother would say, “You’re so forgetful you’d forget your breasts if they weren’t attached!”

  14. Blaze | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I definitely prefer complete breasts. That woman with no nipples made foreplay extremely difficult.

  15. Grifter | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, I think I’ve lost the breast I’ve detatched…

  16. coffeebot | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am my breasts’
    and my breasts are mine

  17. tekleader | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It forgets to have attached the right part of the photo!

  18. tekleader | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and before someone else gets to it…

    It puts the lotion on its skin or it it gets the hose again.

  19. Xila | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You look different today.”
    “Oops, I forgot to attach my bura.”

  20. Ralph. Hamilton | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah! Last time I had a fit, one of my tits became detatched too.

  21. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must’ve been a real boob who translated this.

  22. Pete | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be what bura-crats wear.

    On another note, some German Engrish for the Bura:
    Stoppen sie Floppen.

  23. Miao | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bura – Connocting boobie

  24. jjhitt | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Petting Zoo experienced a instant boost in popularity after the addition of the new Bura ride.

  25. kringo | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’ll teach her to get a cheap boob job!

  26. Jetsuzu | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fits all sizes, from Itty Bitty Titties to DAAAAMN!!

  27. burangguttan | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Burast milk is still the best for babies

  28. Jay | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bra + Hurrah = Bura

  29. Chris | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Remember to put your perfect tits away when you’re finished playing, otherwise you might lose them.”

  30. Marc | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bura, isn’t that femal Burro?

  31. Stalin | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, breasts completes YOU.

  32. LarryLizard | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its its its AWESOME.

  33. Lanz16 | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After that product:
    Introducing Wonderful Race Pantury. :D

  34. Then what? ya want my social security number too? | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! Now let me think. Where WAS the last place I saw them?

  35. kloo | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no rib meat included

  36. RJ | 11:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always forget to attach them…

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