Did I mention exterior?

posted on 30 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

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LG cleaning wipe.

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  1. Algernon | 2:17 am |

    Only good for stains and fingerprints.

  2. Pete | 2:29 am |

    How does one “slightly wipe”?
    Either you do or you don’t!
    It’s like being a “little bit pregnant”.

  3. Pete | 2:30 am |

    Speaking of which, can it be used for TP, too?

  4. unknowed | 2:32 am |

    Classic exteriority complex.

  5. Typo Tat | 3:43 am |

    Careful! Never ever wipe the interior.

  6. beechoak | 3:49 am |

    Do you have something to clean the interior surface of the interior?

  7. beechoak | 3:50 am |

    For external use only…

  8. Globe Trotter | 4:09 am |

    Slightly wiping the exterior is what caused the stain in the first place!

  9. Blaze | 4:24 am |

    But only if you can read this entire sentence out loud without fainting.

    The Chinese have a firm belief that too many periods in one place will bring about a demon.

  10. dangevin | 4:43 am |

    Only use on the exterior, or we’ll kick you in the posterior.

  11. dangevin | 4:47 am |

    Make your inferior exterior, superior!

  12. Grifter | 5:30 am |

    Engrish is now available in:

    Jarpanese
    Flench
    Spangrish
    and
    Chirnese

  13. beechoak | 5:58 am |

    This one is a cleansing cloth,… and THIS cloth is for something else, so don’t use it.

  14. Chuck | 6:14 am |

    Only at Lowes. I mean, Rohs.

  15. coffeebot | 6:30 am |

    Now with the power to clean THREE EXTERIORS

  16. Brian | 6:47 am |

    Not recommended for interior use.

  17. NeutrinoX | 7:10 am |

    Interesting, the only poorly-written instructions are in Engrish, the Spanish and French ones are okay.

  18. Chris | 7:15 am |

    Exterior-so, that’d be the inside, right?

  19. Jay | 8:20 am |

    No! Slightly not. Wipe, or wipe not. There is no slightly.

  20. DieselDragon | 9:15 am |

    What I’d like to know is why the cloth is certified as being RoHS compliant (I.E: Made with lead-free solder)… 😮

  21. DieselDragon | 9:17 am |

    Translation: Not suitable for use as emergency toilet paper. 🙂

  22. Jetsuzu | 9:20 am |

    Slightly wipe the interior posterior of the exterior surface of the exterior.

  23. Classic Steve | 9:20 am |

    They must think that Americans are slow. The other languages don’t have it so redundant.

  24. DieselDragon | 9:28 am |

    On the other side of the cloth, the following instruction is printed in Esperanto:
    . . . Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston. Lausajne estas rano ena bideo.

    Anyone who’s ever watched Red Dwarf will no doubt spot the connection. 🙂

  25. Dean V | 11:34 am |

    TRIP OUT ON THIS: The third bullet which is in Spanish actually reads very well when translated to English:

    “If the outer surface has fingerprint smudges or marks, rub gently using only cleaning cloths designed for that purpose.”

  26. Ralph. Hamilton | 1:49 pm |

    How about the anterior surfaces?

  27. Ralph. Hamilton | 1:51 pm |

    Wipe or wipe not. Do not slightly wipe. (Obi Wan)

  28. Stalin | 5:55 pm |

    In Soviet Russia, exterior cleans YOU.

  29. Bob* | 6:29 pm |

    lol! actually the spanish version is well written XD

  30. CallieWL | 8:30 pm |

    How do the makers of the cloth know there is a stain on the exterior of whatever this cloth is made for cleaning? Is the quality control THAT bad for this thing (whatever it is)?

  31. Chuck | 8:36 pm |

    I am a man. Do I not bleed ?
    I have an exterior, Does it not stain ?

  32. Kitsune | 12:17 pm |

    In the dictionary under “Redundant” it says “See Redundant”

  33. Tim | 7:38 pm |

    “If you wish to understand, please read the French or Spanish.”

    (I’ve had watches with instructions in English before where I just switched to the French to figure it out)

  34. one brain cell | 3:31 pm |

    I’m annoyed because the Engrish.com logo is covering the Chinese part, so that I cannot read it.

  35. Miato | 11:37 am |

    What makes me laugh even more is that the spanish is surprisingly good…

  36. Kiael | 4:38 am |

    WARNING: For external use only!

  37. RobitusinZ | 3:18 pm |

    Note: The Spanish portion is actually written perfectly.

  38. GP | 7:30 pm |

    The French version is perfectly fine.

  39. HD | 7:35 pm |

    The Spanish there is perfect.

  40. JinJangJoe | 5:43 am |

    This is definitely not from Kuala Lumpur or Singapore. Thailand probably.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 pm |

    For three exteriors, then.

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