Girt problems?

posted on 21 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Thieves are people too; they deserve a little TLC…

Photo courtesy of Casey Greely.
In room hotel note from Guangzhou, China.

72 captions

  1. don | 8:41 am |

    ok thief here’s my camera and wallet. oh take my laptop too. you might want to eat some breakfast first before you go..

  2. Jayboy | 3:44 am |

    I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

  3. mickeygreeneyes | 8:13 pm |

    I assure you, if I bring a stranger girt into my room, I won’t try to stuff him , her, or it into that little box on the wall with the combination lock, but thanks for the sign anyway! Have a nice day!

  4. Clair | 6:48 pm |

    Take care thief!

  5. Doff | 7:07 am |

    After reading that, I think I’ll stick to just enjoying myself. No stranger girts or anything else at all for me.

  6. ray | 1:15 am |

    Fourth, whatever you do , don’t tell your wife.

  7. girt | 11:56 am |

    no girt no enjoyment

  8. G. James | 9:27 am |

    No girts? What about purlins?

    May all your Zs be cold-formed.

  9. loserbeep | 3:40 am |

    We hope you can enjoy yourself after reading about these horrific ‘girt’ objects.

  10. Mel :D | 5:01 am |

    Thief, you need exercise. Now let me take you for a walk 😀 *pat pat*

  11. Michael Jones | 12:11 pm |

    FINE, I’ll bring the just slightly strange girl back instead 😀

  12. Gerson | 3:58 am |

    How else will I have sex?

    With girls I know? BLAH!

  13. ArallaHiney | 2:01 pm |

    Girt is minion of Orochi! Use Celestian Brush if attacked! Listen to Green Flea advice even if Badger Hairy!

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  15. Jeremy | 1:29 pm |

    Do not get the girt wet.
    Do not feed the girt after midnight.

  16. Daniel | 9:57 pm |

    If you’re having girt problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

  17. Biplane | 10:07 am |

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a girt.

    You were eaten by a girt.

    RESTART? (Y/N)

  18. Cindi | 1:53 am |

    But what if i didn’t talk about business or exchange money with the strange grits then the thief took care of all my luggage? No danger, no experiencing China.

  19. AramK | 9:16 pm |

    Do you have two tens for a five?

  20. KribyMairo12354 | 5:47 am |

    Make sure to look after the thief.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:13 pm |

    I suspect a girt is not a stranger around hotels at all …

  22. Myself | 7:10 pm |

    So I’ll keep the girt out but take good care of the thieves.

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