Hey, these have a kick!

posted on 5 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of James Barbieri.
Found in Makati, Philippines.

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  1. Algernon | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hoped the cleaned them before the put them on a stick.

  2. Pete | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally: Yakitori for chickensh*ts!

  3. dangevin | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet cheeks.

  4. dangevin | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Assclucked

  5. dangevin | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also serving: Grilled Donkey Cock.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please also try our other lines of Grilled Duck Ass, Mashed Cod Intestines and Stewed Cow Stomach. Highly recommended by the Philippines Ministry of Health for your daily protein intake.

  7. rowger | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make me grill your ass!

  8. rowger | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Decapitated derriere.

  9. Ralph Hamilton | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Colonel whom??

  10. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If there’s a better piece of ass, the rooster’s getting it!

  11. Grifter | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as the skewers aren’t inserted before the ass is cooked, we’re good.

  12. kringo | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where were you connocting poopie on the night of the 11th at 9 o’cluck?

  13. Globe Trotter | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much healthier than your typical deep fried chicken ass!

  14. Chicken Underwear | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put some Chicken Underwear on that Chicken Ass

  15. coffeebot | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’m into chicken tits.

  16. Chris | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was served a lunch like this in Korea some years ago, and unfortunately (for me) it wasn’t a mis-translation…

  17. Blaze | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Reyes Barbecue -

    Skewering ass since 1984!

  18. KinkyTom | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This dish smells Fowl

  19. Lucy | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Guess what?”

    “Chicken Butt”

  20. Chris | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one hot piece of ass.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of rump roast, but…

  22. neomarvelbunny | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever watch Andrew Zimmern? This isn’t necessarily a mistake.

  23. kringo | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cuisine at Reyes Barbecue does not look very hen-pecked.

  24. Xila31 | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    55 asses per package; a party in every bag!

  25. Pete | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Takes the phrase “ripping him a new one” to a whole nother level.

  26. Pete | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hamsters sold separately.

  27. jnmcnally | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now there’s a white meat for fans of butt steaks!

  28. Dude | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This ass ain’t grass!

  29. kringo | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what The Rock lays the smack down on when he’s wrestling in the Philippines.

  30. Kitsune | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This product will soon be the butt of many jokes

  31. bigcaddy | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now you guys are just being CHEEKY! LOL

  32. kringo | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like grilled chicken butts, and I cannot lie…

  33. kringo | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkey bowling became passe, so now chicken ass grilling is all the rage.

  34. Pete | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A guy spends years trying to get a piece of a** on his stick, and what does he get? THIS???

  35. whoopl | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful with the aftertaste.

  36. Lora | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So good you’ll WANT to kiss it!

  37. Ralph Hamilton | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know! Colon el Sanders.

  38. Kitsune | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ass lickin good.

  39. DanT | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like ass

  40. Jeric | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yup. its called locally here in our place here in the bacolod, philippines as “isul”… meaning ass of a chicken… we even have chicken feet called “adidas” (named after the famous shoes.)

  41. Yogesh Damle | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The price of the ass pieces depends on the number of brown spots on it!

  42. Hippy | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whole new meaning to will eat anything

  43. Mista Bob Dobalina | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interesting place name too. Do you know what “Makat” means in Turkish? It’s an old term used for “ass” and it’s ne letter short of “Makati”

  44. Mista Bob Dobalina | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CORRECTION: it’s one letter short

  45. Etheral | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    chicken breast, chicken thigh, chicken ass… we all know whats next

  46. Amusinged | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The back section donkey of the chicken the large taste, is really meant because of the thing which is burnt, you have known

  47. nani | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘hey mom,guess what i bought for you from philippines?yup,your favorite grilled chicken ass..’

  48. nancy | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This tastes like ass.

  49. nancy | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty cheap piece of ass.

  50. Ani | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s next – - chicky pricky???

  51. Chuck | 5:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only the bit that goes over the fence last that is first on our menu !

  52. Lollerskate | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess where the pepper goes…

  53. Kin | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    stop making cracks about it, OK

  54. Jori | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    seriously, what did they mean to say?

  55. Mo | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL soo funny! I guess the proper term for this delicacy is chicken tail (w/o feathers) and probably the fattiest (lol) part of the chicken, that is why its soo tasty. But come to think about it is just a few cm from the poopie hole. yuck. “nothing butt-er” ^_^

  56. Needalaugh | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Square chicken hot dogs?

  57. Needalaugh | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, I think the meat is from the legs or ass-end. Seriously.

  58. yoyo | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At any barbie these would soon be wiped out.

  59. Chris | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what they did with the rude and unreasonable chickens! http://www.engrish.com/2009/05/they-gotta-do-something-about-their-chickens/

  60. CCrider77 | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep these with you at all times and you really CAN ride for free.

  61. kristen | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quit insulting the chicken’s ass or the chicken is gonna tear you a new one with the wooden skewer!

  62. Randy | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What no Norbit jokes? lol………..FIne ill go, I wonder if it taste like turkey ass

  63. MikeHunt | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn it…..I’m holding out for the rooster bawls

  64. greg | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not a mistranslation though, this is a real dish. Hahah.

  65. LarryLizard | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Grilled Chicken Ass.

    At least we know what’s in it, as opposed to hot dogs.

  66. Kiael | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because canned is betting old.

  67. JacobL | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you’re too good for Chicken toes and Cow Lips.

  68. drumming_panda | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cuz we couldn’t find the nuggets on this chicken

  69. lily | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmmmmm my favourite

  70. Julio | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a friend who went to Philippines two months ago, and he told me that he saw it and wanted to tried some, but he didn’t have the courage, lol xD

  71. pilipino | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t a mistake. Those are the actual rear ends of chickens. They’re really good by the way.

  72. mubd | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Assorted Grilled Chicken?

  73. McDeezy | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess what? Chicken Butt!

  74. Phil G. | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kentucky Grilled Chicken Ass…Finger Lickin’ Crud!

  75. Jhon | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THESE ARE REAL!GOSH! oh c’mon these taste great. of course they are cleaned before we eat them! WTF! Reyes Barbecue serves great food. better than cholesterol enriched burgers that;s for sure! this isn’t engrish you know, it’s just misunderstood!

  76. igiboydeguzman | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I know where the old cartoon “Cow and Chicken” got its “pork butts and potaters”.

  77. Kalas | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This meal is bad-ass.

  78. Kharlos Johnson | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey this is real by the way. In Taiwan they eat it all the time, its all over the place. In Chinese its called chicken anus. You spit out a tube after every bite.

  79. juan dela cruz | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its true.but the naming was done deliberately..people seems to forget that the philippines is an english speaking country..

  80. Manuel E.R. G. Cruz | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha!! It’s a delicacy here. It’s the juiciest part. Delicious!! Try it..better than balut eggs..

  81. Raymund Victor | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I dont know whether to kiss it, kick it, or eat it…

  82. Damon Lord | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not an Engrish ‘mistake’ as such, but an actual local tasty delicacy in the English-speaking Philippines. What we would call the chicken tail is called the chicken’s “puwit” which translates as arse (UK English)/ass (US English).

  83. Philip Tan-Gatue | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh… that’s not a mistake. It IS grilled chicken buttocks.

  84. Damien | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm. It’s finger lickin’ good! Wait a minute… what part did you say this was?

  85. PinoyAko | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Im from the PI and its not a mis-translation. It really is chicken ASS but quite honestly, I dont like it… too fatty :)

  86. don | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah, the term’s not a mistranslation, but i wish Reyes Barbecue made a better term. hahaha

  87. nightvisiongoggles | 8:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is actually where the tailfeathers stck, so instead of chicken ass, you can call it chcken tail… somewhat.

  88. bo | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Norbit was here

  89. ELaMa | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a load of chickens

  90. RJ | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got a dingleberry…

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