Hey, these have a kick!

posted on 5 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of James Barbieri.
Found in Makati, Philippines.

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Algernon | 2:05 am | Vote: 25 2

I hoped the cleaned them before the put them on a stick.
Pete | 2:47 am | Vote: 9 5

Finally: Yakitori for chickensh*ts!
dangevin | 3:15 am | Vote: 18 6

Sweet cheeks.
dangevin | 3:16 am | Vote: 13 8

Assclucked
dangevin | 3:16 am | Vote: 13 18

Also serving: Grilled Donkey Cock.
Big Fat Cat | 3:21 am | Vote: 5 9

Please also try our other lines of Grilled Duck Ass, Mashed Cod Intestines and Stewed Cow Stomach. Highly recommended by the Philippines Ministry of Health for your daily protein intake.
rowger | 3:37 am | Vote: 31 4

Don’t make me grill your ass!
rowger | 3:38 am | Vote: 20 5

Decapitated derriere.
Ralph Hamilton | 3:39 am | Vote: 17 2

Colonel whom??
beechoak | 3:43 am | Vote: 49 3

If there’s a better piece of ass, the rooster’s getting it!
Grifter | 3:57 am | Vote: 17 3

As long as the skewers aren’t inserted before the ass is cooked, we’re good.
kringo | 4:00 am | Vote: 11 6

Where were you connocting poopie on the night of the 11th at 9 o’cluck?
Globe Trotter | 4:21 am | Vote: 16 1

Much healthier than your typical deep fried chicken ass!
Chicken Underwear | 4:29 am | Vote: 2 4

Put some Chicken Underwear on that Chicken Ass
coffeebot | 4:52 am | Vote: 43 5

No thanks, I’m into chicken tits.
Chris | 4:55 am | Vote: 0 1

I was served a lunch like this in Korea some years ago, and unfortunately (for me) it wasn’t a mis-translation…
Blaze | 6:52 am | Vote: 16 2

Reyes Barbecue -

Skewering ass since 1984!
KinkyTom | 6:59 am | Vote: 27 3

This dish smells Fowl
Lucy | 7:01 am | Vote: 36 3

“Guess what?”

“Chicken Butt”
Chris | 7:03 am | Vote: 35 2

That’s one hot piece of ass.
Classic Steve | 7:27 am | Vote: 17 1

I’ve heard of rump roast, but…
neomarvelbunny | 7:43 am | Vote: 7 4

Ever watch Andrew Zimmern? This isn’t necessarily a mistake.
kringo | 7:44 am | Vote: 6 3

The cuisine at Reyes Barbecue does not look very hen-pecked.
Xila31 | 8:03 am | Vote: 13 1

55 asses per package; a party in every bag!
Pete | 8:31 am | Vote: 11 4

Takes the phrase “ripping him a new one” to a whole nother level.
Pete | 8:31 am | Vote: 4 7

Hamsters sold separately.
jnmcnally | 9:54 am | Vote: 6 2

Now there’s a white meat for fans of butt steaks!
Dude | 10:52 am | Vote: 5 4

This ass ain’t grass!
kringo | 11:01 am | Vote: 6 5

This is what The Rock lays the smack down on when he’s wrestling in the Philippines.
Kitsune | 11:43 am | Vote: 19 1

This product will soon be the butt of many jokes
bigcaddy | 12:14 pm | Vote: 14 1

now you guys are just being CHEEKY! LOL
kringo | 12:37 pm | Vote: 16 1

I like grilled chicken butts, and I cannot lie…
kringo | 12:44 pm | Vote: 6 2

Turkey bowling became passe, so now chicken ass grilling is all the rage.
Pete | 3:07 pm | Vote: 15 2

A guy spends years trying to get a piece of a** on his stick, and what does he get? THIS???
whoopl | 3:40 pm | Vote: 4 1

Be careful with the aftertaste.
Lora | 5:21 pm | Vote: 16 2

So good you’ll WANT to kiss it!
Ralph Hamilton | 6:00 pm | Vote: 18 1

I know! Colon el Sanders.
Kitsune | 8:08 pm | Vote: 17 2

Ass lickin good.
DanT | 10:35 pm | Vote: 4 2

Tastes like ass
Jeric | 11:08 pm | Vote: 2 1

yup. its called locally here in our place here in the bacolod, philippines as “isul”… meaning ass of a chicken… we even have chicken feet called “adidas” (named after the famous shoes.)
Yogesh Damle | 12:30 am | Vote: 1 5

The price of the ass pieces depends on the number of brown spots on it!
Hippy | 3:29 am | Vote: 0 2

Whole new meaning to will eat anything
Mista Bob Dobalina | 4:24 am | Vote: 1 2

Interesting place name too. Do you know what “Makat” means in Turkish? It’s an old term used for “ass” and it’s ne letter short of “Makati”
Mista Bob Dobalina | 4:25 am | Vote: 1 3

CORRECTION: it’s one letter short
Etheral | 12:28 pm | Vote: 11 1

chicken breast, chicken thigh, chicken ass… we all know whats next
Amusinged | 6:40 pm | Vote: 0 2

The back section donkey of the chicken the large taste, is really meant because of the thing which is burnt, you have known
nani | 1:07 am | Vote: 2 4

‘hey mom,guess what i bought for you from philippines?yup,your favorite grilled chicken ass..’
nancy | 3:33 am | Vote: 0 2

This tastes like ass.
nancy | 3:34 am | Vote: 2 1

Pretty cheap piece of ass.
Ani | 6:03 pm | Vote: 3 2

What’s next - - chicky pricky???
Chuck | 5:29 pm | Vote: 2 2

It’s only the bit that goes over the fence last that is first on our menu !
Lollerskate | 3:01 am | Vote: 3 1

Guess where the pepper goes…
Kin | 6:28 am | Vote: 2 1

stop making cracks about it, OK
Jori | 3:56 pm | Vote: 0 3

seriously, what did they mean to say?
Mo | 3:04 pm | Vote: 0 1

LOL soo funny! I guess the proper term for this delicacy is chicken tail (w/o feathers) and probably the fattiest (lol) part of the chicken, that is why its soo tasty. But come to think about it is just a few cm from the poopie hole. yuck. “nothing butt-er” ^_^
Needalaugh | 5:00 pm | Vote: 0 2

Square chicken hot dogs?
Needalaugh | 5:13 pm | Vote: 0 1

Seriously, I think the meat is from the legs or ass-end. Seriously.
yoyo | 10:03 am | Vote: 0 1

At any barbie these would soon be wiped out.
Chris | 7:07 pm | Vote: 0 1

So that’s what they did with the rude and unreasonable chickens! http://www.engrish.com/2009/05/they-gotta-do-something-about-their-chickens/
CCrider77 | 2:46 pm | Vote: 0 1

Keep these with you at all times and you really CAN ride for free.
kristen | 6:48 pm | Vote: 0 1

Quit insulting the chicken’s ass or the chicken is gonna tear you a new one with the wooden skewer!
Randy | 4:54 pm | Vote: 0 1

What no Norbit jokes? lol………..FIne ill go, I wonder if it taste like turkey ass
MikeHunt | 5:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

damn it…..I’m holding out for the rooster bawls
Kiael | 10:27 am | Vote: 0 0

Because canned is betting old.