I could use some Spanish Cedar about now…

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   Algernon | 3:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Termite heaven.

2. 

   Ani | 4:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   More like “Termite highway exit ramp attraction signage”.

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   dangevin | 4:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Customers just can’t keep their hands off our wood!”

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   dangevin | 4:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I had a bad experience with the Royal Thai sales rep. I told her she had a nice ash and I’d like to take a look at the fir around her cherry, but she said I wasn’t poplar enough. So I spruced myself up and came back the next day because I pined for her, and asked if I could cedar again sometime. She just chewed her gum and said “maple, maple not.” That beech! Only a dogwood play hardwood-to-get with me.

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   beechoak | 5:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “I got your wood craving… RIGHT HERE!”

6. 

   Chuck | 6:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For your Woody life !

7. 

   Marc | 9:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Got wood?

8. 

   Ralph. Hamilton | 10:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I know women think that all men would screw a knot-hole in a tree. But wood craving? Indeed!!

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   Chicken Underweaaar | 1:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Smoking Thai causes wood cravings

10. 

    Pete | 1:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Depending on what “chisel making” really means, I’m not sure whether or not I want it anywhere near MY wood…

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    coffeebot | 5:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Craving the hardest of all, morning wood.

12. 

    Anna Rexia | 6:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    That was brilliant, dangevin!

13. 

    Katie | 7:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Along with pickles and ice cream!

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    Ralph. Hamilton | 7:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’a little borer short and stout,
    Give me wood and hear me shout,
    I’ll eat cedar maple and gum,
    But Spanish Cedar yum yum yum.

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    kringo | 9:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I for 1 usually have a craving for wood after making chisel.

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    Grifter | 5:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    There’s a sign just beyond that one that reads: “Watch out for falling chisels”

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    ooklimoogwu | 3:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s nice to see the Royal Thai Company advertising to the oft-neglected woodchuck demographic.

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    Plank | 4:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Shouldn’t this be in adult Engrish?

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    Chris | 7:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    But watch out for the dam beavers.

20. 

    Stalin | 6:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    In Soviet Russia, wood craves YOU.

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    Bassmint Stile | 12:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “wood,good!”

22. 

    Kiael | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    *pssst* It’s a gay bar!

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    LarryLizard | 8:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Royal Thai Company. Yes, we’re gay.

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