Instructions for the tourist…

posted on 29 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

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  1. Pete | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 101  Subtract rating 1  

    I wanted to go to the naughty palace. But I had some stupid disease and they woudln’t let me in.

    So I gave my son some artillery and said “Boy, be as naughty as you want!”

  2. DieselDragon | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 6  

    Residents of Kuala Lumpar – On the other hand – May do all practical jokes, throw with the balls, and play with the disease as they see fit. :)

  3. jjhitt | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 72  Subtract rating 1  

    Is that your head protruding from the spherical surface or are you just glad to see me?

  4. Ralph. Hamilton | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    It very disrespectful to wear shoes in naughty palace. Female staffer not use civilization language.

  5. jjhitt | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 51  Subtract rating 1  

    Forbid sharp things, use artillery instead.

  6. Brandon | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 0  

    “If the tourist has… stupid disease…”?! I’ve never seen a naughty palace call people out like that! If you can’t go in the naughty palace if you have stupid disease they are really going to lose a lot of customers considering how many stupid people there are in this world.

  7. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    “#2: Forbid to carry sharp things… such as knife.” Well, I’m glad they cleared THAT up!

  8. beechoak | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No quarreling. Just “pants” them and give them an Indian burn instead.

  9. dangevin | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Our Malaysian scientists have been hard at work on that flying saucer, and now look you’ve got chocolate fingerprints all over it.

  10. beechoak | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, you! The tourist with the balls! You throw like a girl!”

  11. dangevin | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    Forbidden from the naughty palace? Oh, the irony.

  12. Chicken Underweaaar | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    “Not permit to touch with the flying saucer and the airplane”

    Sounds like birth control advice to me

  13. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “#5: Obey the naughty palace’s safe navigation… or you’ll get spanked. And spanked and spanked and spanked! you mad, impetuous boy!”

  14. beechoak | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    #6: Go breach!

  15. beechoak | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Okay, children! The words are stool, urine and spit!… not sh*t, p*ss, and loogies!”

  16. beechoak | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Today were going to talk about architecture and civil engineering…”

  17. beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    #9: If you have… aw, screw it,… if you have ANY disease, you are forbidden to play.”

  18. beechoak | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I told you stupidity was contagious! It’s practically a pandemic!

  19. beechoak | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, do me a favor… look in the gun barrel and tell me if the artillary is stuck.

  20. beechoak | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    And what kinds of “guns” and “artillary” would the naughty palace have?

  21. beechoak | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    No knives allowed. You can bring all the guns you want as long as you give your target a head start.

  22. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It not be sporting to shoot people at close distance. Run them to a moderate distance let be.

  23. beechoak | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “… and tell me, Billy,… do you “see” the flying saucer now?…is it talking to you?”

  24. beechoak | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    #12: So I take it raw oysters and champagne are out of the question?

  25. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    No man’s head can stay in the “tube” until the baby matures and passes through the tube.

  26. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Devil not allowed oral-sex in naughty palace. Spirituous liquors not allowed on premises.

  27. rowger | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At Paragon Shopping Center, even accidents are forbidden!

  28. BeadyEl | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    “Unngh!! Oook ugg narr grahh!!”

    “Hey!! You there! USE CIVILIZATION LANGUAGE!”

  29. gbear | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Naughty Palace? All these rules kind of kill the whole “NAUGHTY” concept.

  30. Blaze | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, don’t stay in the tube. What if your mother is having twins! Your sibling needs to get out, too, you know.

  31. Grifter | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The naughty palace doesn’t sound like a very fun place.

  32. Pete | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it should be called the “Anti-naughty Palace”?

  33. CallieWL | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So are the flying saucer and the airplane grounded?

  34. coffeebot | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We got another one with Stupid Disease in Naughty Palace!

  35. Jetsuzu | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t think I want my kids playing in any place that begins with the word “Naughty”…

  36. Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    And watch where you put the naughty bits

  37. Brian | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Naughty Palace … hmm, isn’t that on the strip, next to The Mirage?

  38. Potorrero | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The forgot one rule:
    “Please instruct children to leave their guns at the entrance”.

  39. beechoak | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!

  40. beechoak | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Navigate THIS!

  41. Xila | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I imagine people with stupid disease are not allowed due to the use of firearms and artillery in the naughty palace.

  42. Bob* | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope that stupidity is not contagious!

  43. Classic Steve | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The signmaker must have ignorant disease.

  44. Dude | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    #11: Well, I guess E.T. will have to find another place to phone home.

  45. Johhny Markus | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of Naughty palace won’t let you pee on people or throw things around with your balls??
    Oh well, at least they have flying saucers.

  46. jjhitt | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a great place to take the Dangerous Stranger Girt.

  47. Pete | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Two tickets from Guangzhou to Kuala Lumpur, please.
    Yes, me and my friend Girt, here.

  48. KinkyTom | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    LETS ARTILLERY!!!

  49. Kitsune | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Posted at Neverland.

  50. Max | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To behave civilized in naughty place or expelled not to return shoes! Spank, berate, wicked disease shame no naughty bad bad.

  51. Kitsune | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I know quite a few people who have the “Stupid disease”

  52. Chuck | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going back to the Naughtiness Plaza. Too many rules here !

  53. anna | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes No quarelling or touching flying saucer but 5 year olds are permitted to shoot each other as long as it is not at close range

  54. Stryde | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    D: O NOES. I cannot play, for I have the stupid disease!

  55. Pete | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, Palace naughties YOU.

  56. Weegee | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sun Tzu says: If the Shopping Centre gives vague instructions and shopper’s fail to follow them, it is the fault of the Shopping Centre.

  57. tk | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    no civilized urinating

  58. igiboydeguzman | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At rule 11: Fine, I’ll just touch this helicopter.

  59. cmakeng | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Naughty Palace used to be in Times Square, but they’ve moved. Remember to bring lots of quarters and your own tissues.

  60. Murilo Silva | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s really a naughty, naughty place… they give artillery for the children to play!!

  61. A non-ymous | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a period after “urine” in #8? I’m thinking they’re actually telling us to spit in everything.

  62. vik1982 | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a playground Michael Jackson would approve of.

  63. Jim | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Stupid disease! It’s hindering me from throwing with the balls!

  64. CCrider77 | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you know anything? Always remove the children’s shoes before going to the naughty palace!

  65. Joe | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Naughty Palace, eh? Where do I sign up?

  66. garudamon11 | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    damn , so i brought this cannon and muskets for no reason ….

  67. givecreditwhereitsdue | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Paragon Shopping Centre is in Singapore, not Kuala Lumpur.

  68. Lora | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So there really is a disease that makes people stupid, I sure hope it not is kontayjuss…oh no waddid me just say? …Tweet tweet I is a birdy! NO!!! …Duhh tell me about da rabbits again, George. AAARRRGH!!!

  69. C. A. | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there medication for “stupid disease”?

  70. Yugan | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dubya not welcome: Article 9, clause 4.

  71. C. A. | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let us play in the stupid disease………………

  72. Mark | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule 13: Ignore rules 1 through 12. This is the naughty palace after all!

  73. Eriynne | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a clarification: Paragon Shopping Centre is in Bangkok, not Malaysia.

  74. Emily | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, why can’t *all* playgrounds ban people with stupid disease?

  75. bIrqul | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That does it. We MUST form a charitable organization to find a cure for Stupid Disease! It’s costing us our ability to make rational decisions! Remember, with time and effort, we, too, can conquer another scourge of civilizatioin! }};-]

  76. Tina | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like to go, but I have artillery so I cant come in.

  77. Camping of the Spherical Knifes | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If people with stupid disease aren’t allowed how did the sign translators get in to make the sign?

  78. kim | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Before you guys laugh, Please make sure that there’s NO Paragon Mall in Malaysia!

  79. tan panama | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    its not in malaysia or thailand or singapore, its in Cambodia. see http://tinyurl.com/yg2osyc

  80. Steven | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh don’t you just hate it when a great Idea from the dutch red light district gets lost in translation!

  81. Kiael | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No shoes, food, sharp things or throwin with the balls? The naughty place has never been so boring.

  82. MikeN | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My head didn’t protrude from the spherical surface… I think I have the Stupid…

  83. NOT IMPORTANT | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the ball pool is in the Naughty Palace?

  84. Recoil | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear there’s a lot of pedophiles in the naughty palace…

  85. kenkostino | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Paragon Shopping Mall is located in Bangkok, Not Kuala Lumpur.

  86. blacksunshine | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my gosh! That was probably one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!

  87. pasakara | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very funny.
    BTW, There is Siam Paragon in Bangkok, but it’s definitely not called ‘Paragon Shopping Centre’. I’m sure it’s not the one in BKK. And I have never heard of the naughty palace in Siam Paragon, too bad.

  88. lol_anonymous | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Paragon Shopping Mall is not in Malaysia D: im a Malaysian and i don’t remember seeing it in the country. BTW this is so damn funny

  89. drumming_panda | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    “playing in ball pool”
    “head should protrude from spherical surface”
    “Forbid stool and urine”
    “spit in everywhere”
    “Naughty” palace

    And they only allow 3 to 13 year olds in? Is this some Malaysian “Never Never Land” or something?

  90. Bousse | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    tourists should have left after reading this. then again, it is a NAUGHTY palace so what the hell lets get it on

  91. yesh | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The naughty palace: Take off your shoes and get it on!

  92. Wilson | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Paragon shopping mall is in Singapore. Malaysia do not have any malls named Paragon. HAHAHAHHAZ!!!

  93. charis | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Hahaha… funny as it is, Malaysians wouldn’t even bother putting safety signs up at playgrounds, much less invent something so detailed and weird.

  94. lolDori | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Naughty palace? Ohhhhhh.. you mean Disney!

  95. Cassie | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m quite sure the paragon mall mentioned here is NOT Singapore.
    As far as I know, english is one of the main languages spoken there and I have never seen such a thing in Paragon Mall either, rofl. ‘Naughty palace’ is a funny name to name a place though :D

    ps. I’m a Singaporean (?!)

  96. Jasper | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not in SIngapore!!!!!!!!!!

  97. Kelsier | 12:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I went to touch her flying saucer with my airplane, but someone’s artillery peered with our eyes and caused stool and urine on everywhere. Then we got kicked out for infectioning stupid psychosis disease.

  98. Pete | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Regardless of location, the naughty palace apparently strives to be the Paragon of virtue!

  99. Pete | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …with the possible exception of the artillery, of course!

  100. Blah | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Good thing I don’t have stupid disease, then…

  101. Vueiy | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! I can tell you have the stupid disease, now leave that UFO alone!

  102. Vueiy | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    “Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.”
    Says it all.

  103. Philoyama | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … not from Thailand, too
    They known as Siam Paragon only.

    I quiet sure it’s from Cambodia.

  104. Singaporean Ah Beng | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign isn’t found in Singapore. I assure you my fellow esteemed engrishmen, there is no Naughty Palace in Paragon Shopping Centre. Neither is it found in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. [Drumroll] Naughty Palace is found in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. My proof is here: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/travelblogs/207/2047/Phnom+Penh+with+children+%E2%80%93+Part+5?destId=355852

  105. jaque | 9:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Paragon Mall is in Bangkok, not Malaysia or Singapore. What’s with the haters here, huh? Chill out people, things here are supposed to be funny, but you guys are making a mess with your hate comments.

  106. Sarah | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    be it in Singapore, Bangkok or Cambodia, [ Paragon Shopping Centre] NEVER EXIST in Kuala Lumpur. edit plz…

  107. Kath | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    #3: “Only one (1) practical joke per child allowed”

  108. Kath | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    #8: “So remember, little Johnny, no pooing or peeing in there. Spit if you feel like it, though”

  109. Kath | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ #9: How discriminating! Where are poor little diseases going to play, then?

  110. Kath | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    #9:
    - Parent: “I hope he doesn’t catch any stupid disease playing in there”
    - Naughty Palace staff member: “Don’t worry ma’am, no stupid diseases are allowed here… only smart ones. We get them IQ’ed and all…”

  111. Kath | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    # 11: *sigh* “Oh well. I guess I’ll have to use my hands, then.”

  112. Kath | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    # 4: Females might throw. Males must have balls removed before they throw.

  113. Janaina | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stupid disease… I’ve finally found out what’s wrong with some friends of mine… ( =

  114. rebelsmileygirl | 11:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, so the sign maker is banned from the naughty palace too, on account of having the stupid disease?! O.o

  115. chii | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    but i never play without my knife!

  116. Alchemik | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Forbid shooting at close distance”… Right… Howitzer crew, shoot that high building! It’s at least two clicks from here. We don’t want to have playgound guards on us…

  117. Junix Ronquillo | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A civirization ranguage is one herr of a stupid disease… WTF? It’s stupid disease is vilar! Oh no i’m contracting a stupid diease..

  118. someone | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah, here’s two more rules:
    13. Forbid the throw-up in naughty palace. Tourist that do this will be violated.
    14. Naughty palace stuff destroy is forbid.

  119. teddy | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i bet this poor sign-maker was taken for a ride to the wrong naughty palace as a kid…

  120. Damien | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why, how do your children behave at home?

  121. iM CRAZY!! | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    i went to the Naughty Palace, i was robed then shoot…three times…
    i found a dead baby in the sand box and a hobo…..
    the best part was when i found Old Gregg in the bathroom!!!

    im not EVER going back to the Naughty Palace…

  122. Leo | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe me or not this mall is in Singapore. I know this because i recently came from there and actually took a picture of this very sign, which now reads in blue…

  123. Lilly Todd | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “stupid disease”
    engrish WIN

  124. Ptharien's Flame | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess i can’t throw with the balls, maybe in the naughty palace?

  125. Kevin Kerr | 11:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What if someone has a smart disease such as cancer….

  126. mickeygreeneyes | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I feeling sad, only have naughty apartment. To me plese send rules also so I play with disease tooo. Thanks you

  127. Tessa Cole | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t tell an American to leave their knives, and stupid diseases at home…that ain’t Christian.

  128. Hades | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign is not found in Paragon Singapore. Singaporean signs are generally (though not always) spelt out in good english. The Brits did rule us for 150 years.

  129. May | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hahaha, there is no paragon mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia…So this is definitely the one in Bangkok! I wonder if they put that through google translator.
    “Advocate use of civilization language”- they better live up to it!

  130. coffeebot | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It uses the civilzation language or it gets the beverage in the naughty palace.

  131. DrLex | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The artillery is not for playing. It is for shooting down the UFOs and airplanes that do not obey the naughty palace’s safe navigation, and do attempt to touch down.

  132. kloo | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    locals can throw balls all they want.

  133. Kurt Hudson | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Golden rules, not showers!

  134. wurr | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mamma, I want to go to the naughty palace! So i can ride the flying saucers and throw balls around!

  135. Zyzi | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    If you google Paragon Shopping Centre & Kuala Lumpur you get a map from http://www.streetdirectory.com that shows a mall called Paragon Point Shopping Centre southeast of KL, located at Jalan Bunga Tanjung.

  136. John | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Put that UFO away right now!

  137. 3dotsforme | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My kids obeyed #6 very well, they didn’t slid out of my naughty palace’s tube, I had c-sections!

  138. meat | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    3-13!? They told me you have to be 21 to get into the Naughty Palace!

  139. Kiwi | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew stupid was a disease.

  140. Doff | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Artillery, planes and a flying saucer in the pool. I want to go to that pool.

  141. Kaley | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Stool and urine is forbid to naughty places for to keep sanitation.

  142. Brian | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    My brother, Lance Thomas, found this very same sign in Phnom Penh Cambodia. Also, there is a Paragon mall in Bangkok. I think they distribute copies of the sign to various malls all over SE Asia.

    -B.

  143. takatomon | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    13. author is to forbid from swimming as to for stupid disease
    ——————————————————————————————–
    14. stupid disease is permit for use of guns only
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    for when shoot to visitors by artillery, most polite it is to lead them after commence of running
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    courtesy neverland japan
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    contagious as such roll and rock pnemonia create boogie woogie flu not permit for naughty place
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    artilery for only use emergency care when seeing gojira at distance to target
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    “the tourist can’t throw with the balls”?
    translation: he throws like a girl

  144. noname | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This kind of “failed” English never happens with Paragon in Thailand since it is the best shopping mall in Thailand

  145. Anna | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the tourists and guns. Take me to the flying saucer, man.

  146. Nate | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with the throwin and the balls AWW tourists say the darndest things.

  147. the-one-and-only | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    obviously should take note of #8 themselves…
    civilised language would be appreciated!
    oh, and no knives allowed (#2) , but you can play with guns and artillery – just not at close range (#10) ??!!WTF??

  148. the-one-and-only | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ..what, so only the TOURISTS get SPECIAL RULES…….

  149. Gerson | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra rule: Tell anyone about the flying saucer and you die.

  150. fifi | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, look, a naughty palace! Wanna refrain from quarreling and doing practical jokes?” “that sounds like fun, but I can’t. I have type 2 stupid disease.”

  151. bongfellow | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The Paragon Shopping Center is in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I remember seeing this sign in the children’s play area on the top floor a couple of years ago. Paragon has been recently remodeled, so I’m not sure if the play area still exists. Engrish is abundant in Cambodia.

  152. Strazdas | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What, i cant enter with my stupid disease?

  153. noneofyourbusiness | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what is it that it is that is this ‘civilisation language’ that you speak of?

  154. ArallaHiney | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You can spit everywhere, but don’t let me catch you peeing or pooping young patriotic tourist!

  155. Lollerskate | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought Area 51 didn’t accept any tourists…

  156. vic | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i have stupid disease! i am king of naughty palace!

  157. Abdul | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also work as a childbirth instructions!

  158. Gimelik | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir! I’m stupid… Can I enter?

  159. GUNNER | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whats the naughty palace??

  160. Andrew Chia | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a naughty palace!

  161. Soso | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not even a smart disease to play in it!

  162. Xyzt | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. There is a Bright disease.

  163. doom | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you cant get in if you have stupid disease?

    well they just lost 90% of their customers…

  164. Certainly not an english speaker | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is guns, artillery, planes and flying saucers. Looks like Area 51. I always knew that it was a naughty palace.

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