It’s an orgy of flavors!

posted on 23 Oct 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

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Menu found in China.

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  1. Algernon | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How on earth do you rape a dish!

  2. hoomy | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t let on harrase the other, keep them apart
    egg from tomato
    fork from dish

  3. Pete | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eatery’s background music:
    Donna Summers finely and softly crooning “Love to love ya, Baby…”

  4. dangevin | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s nothing soft about a dish of Rape Nuts.

  5. pamela38 | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Second winter burning? Is it meat that’s been left in the freezer for too long and is completely burned by frost? Yummy!

  6. Yogesh Damle | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At the bottom of the menu

    ‘Desert: Chest nut fudge with chocolate chocolate shovings.’

  7. jjhitt | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why are the plates stuck together?

  8. jjhitt | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” I can fry clearly now, the rape is gone.”

  9. forrest | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All dishes are fried, peeled, burned, and raped, clearly.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The tomato says to the eggs, ” You are fried!”

  11. Big Fat Cat | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Before the oats dish went naked, what was it coated with?

  12. rowger | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s that I see on the first row? Leek speculation?

  13. beechoak | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our menu reads like an erotic haiku!

  14. beechoak | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody got busy and fried his wild & naked oats!

  15. beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The dish ran away with the spoon… and then they… “you know”…

  16. Blaze | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God’s punishment is just. Ever since I raped that dish, my wild oats have been fried and I get a burning sensation twice each winter.

  17. Globe Trotter | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry… it was one of those silicone bunt pans. As you know, they are very soft and very rapable!

  18. Arnas | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like a fine and soft rape of dish please.. oh, and no sharp peppers!

  19. Grifter | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It burns… so good.

  20. Classic Steve | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, these oats aren’t fried clearly enough. And they’re wearing thongs!”

  21. Xila | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so hard to find any good Viking restaurants in this city.

  22. Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This menu is disturbing. And, strangely arousing.

  23. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rough trade breakfast

  24. Ralph. Hamilton | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just skip dessert thank you.

  25. Jetsuzu | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like an orgy in my mouth and everyone’s climaxing!

  26. Pete | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to know the Huns still exist and are running restaurants in China with Engrish menus. I guess if they decided that if they can’t plunder and pillage, they’d cook instead!

  27. Hillaire | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This menu made me recall some traumatic experiences.

  28. coffeebot | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what happened before the dish ran away with the spoon.

  29. Dude | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More billchit from the Hopfull network of excellent restaurants.

  30. wharthog | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That rape lied! It was totally consentual….

  31. wharthog | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That dish lied! It was totally consentual….

  32. Chuck | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But the dish told me she was eighteen !

  33. KinkyTom | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like they updated the menu at the Pees Boy Club

  34. Kitsune | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know that it could be soft…. would that be like Coping a major feel or something?

  35. Kitsune | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they have treatments for “Second Winter burning” now.

  36. PomPomtastic | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get rid of Winter Burning with penecillin or will I need a cream?

  37. Spike | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Peel of my banana, baby. Ooooh yeah!

  38. yennadey ammappa! | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    heavenly dishes!

  39. Stalin | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, food rapes YOU.

  40. helenabucket | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My guess is that for every Engrish disaster, there’s some hippie dude whose new Zen tattoo reads, “I’m an enormous douche who brings shame to my family.” And an Asian tattoo artist who’s laughing is ass off.

    Just guessing.

  41. John van Rooyen | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sense make no this menu of.

  42. LarryLizard | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll give you three guesses as to what the special ingredient is.

  43. wlwinLACA | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s an old menu.

  44. Detective Kitty | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine annnnnd soft…Rape a dish today!!!

  45. Damien | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kitchen Nightmares. I’d like to see you fix this one up Gordon Ramsay!

  46. Justin | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because food tastes better when you don’t say surprise.

  47. Fady | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s the menu of food intercourse… yummy

  48. ray | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick to the slap and tickle thanks.

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