Prevent moth mouth!

posted on 6 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Keeps teeth and sweaters white…

Photo courtesy of Feizhou Wang.
Toothpaste from China.

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  1. Yogesh Damle | 2:08 am |

    Use moth balls for fragrant closets.

  2. dangevin | 2:40 am |

    Icy mint? Kid’s stuff. Clear plaque with Jalapeno heat!

  3. dangevin | 2:41 am |

    Your first line of defense against Hannibal Lecter.

  4. dangevin | 2:42 am |

    I wonder why Mr Suit-and-tie chose not to flash his pearlies for the glamor shot…

  5. Pete | 3:11 am |

    So hot it’ll clear your mouth of any tooth problems. Or teeth.
    Kills moths, too!

    (Dentures sold separately.)

  6. Homer | 3:13 am |

    You laugh, but it really works! I don’t have any moths in my mouth!

    It’s almost as good as this rock that keeps tigers away.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 3:39 am |

    Fine print: Not suitable for people with foul mouth.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 3:40 am |

    Instructions for use: After brushing teeth with toothpaste, spit on garments and hang dry. Repeat if moth problem persists.

  9. beechoak | 3:45 am |

    Whitens and heats, prevents Mothman attacks, and strengthens your bridge.”

  10. beechoak | 3:47 am |

    Endorsed by Richard Gere, John A. Keel, and the residents of Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

  11. beechoak | 3:48 am |

    Official toothpaste of the Annual Mothman Festival, Point Pleasant, West Virginia!

  12. Blaze | 4:27 am |

    Got Moths? Don’t stand for that crap! Breathe intense, searing fire on them! Godzilla approved!

  13. Grifter | 5:07 am |

    The burn really bleaches the color out, and that really bugs me!

  14. pamela38 | 5:46 am |

    Box contains one mouth torche, and a tube of aloe vera gel.

  15. rowger | 5:48 am |

    Even if it would read “ANTI MOUTH” it still would have been wrong.

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 5:56 am |

    Be doubly safe. Use Moth Wash afterwards.

  17. beechoak | 6:14 am |

    Promotes a clean, bright smile while bicycling!

  18. Xila | 6:16 am |

    Warning: Do not apply directly to teeth or skin.

  19. beechoak | 6:57 am |

    Whitening Clearing Heat vs. Mothra!

  20. Jazzy | 7:00 am |

    Also effective against the dreaded “caterpillar mouth.”

  21. Chris | 7:05 am |

    A clean moth is a happy moth.

  22. Ani | 7:05 am |

    China’s secret weapon in case Mothra decides to fly across the Sea of Japan.

  23. Chris | 7:07 am |

    Hey-watch your moth.

  24. Jetsuzu | 7:13 am |

    The searing pain means that it’s working!

  25. Pete | 8:40 am |

    I wonder if it’ll searingly keep my car’s windshield clear, and keep moths and bugs off it?

  26. Lora | 8:54 am |

    I’ve heard of butterflies in your stomach, but moths in your mouth?

  27. tekleader | 9:09 am |

    Also available: Balm for bats in the belfry.

  28. CallieWL | 9:52 am |

    Seriously, is getting moths in your mouth a recurring problem for most people?

  29. Pete | 10:04 am |

    Also known as “the anti-lamp”.

  30. ani | 10:11 am |

    People with moths in their mouths – Did they have caterpillars there first?

  31. coffeebot | 11:58 am |

    You know what this leads to…
    butterflies in the stomach.

    Sorry, had to.

  32. ani | 12:21 pm |

    Raw moth eggs – a Chinese delicacy with unpleasant consequences!

  33. Grifter | 12:41 pm |

    (Sorry I couldn’t help but come up with another one)

    If this one doesn’t work, try out our new Moth Wash!

  34. kringo | 1:00 pm |

    Whitening clearing heat:

    At least Closed-mouth Smiley is honest about the benzine content.

  35. ani | 1:08 pm |

    Pro: Makes teeth clean and white, keeps moths away too.
    Con: Expect cancer within 20 years or melamine-induced kidney failure in 1 year

  36. Pete | 1:14 pm |

    Corporate toothpaste jingle brought to you by Smash Moth.

  37. kringo | 2:24 pm |

    “Why so blue in the tooth?”

    “I lost my mothpiece.”

  38. Pete | 2:41 pm |

    Little Red Riding Hood: “MY, grandma, what a BIG moth you have!”

  39. Pete | 2:44 pm |

    About Smiley…ain’t that a pic of Kim IL-Sung?

  40. Xila | 2:50 pm |

    9 out of 10 dentists agree…. buy the other brand.

  41. kringo | 5:15 pm |

    It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association,
    but it’s a philologist’s nightmare in the Chinese Dental Association.

  42. toots | 5:39 pm |

    Gets your teeth so bright they attract moths! No worries, though, with our refreshing paradichlorobenzine mint flavour!

  43. DanT | 6:25 pm |

    That’s right, don’t believe what dentists are telling you. Those holes in your teeth are caused by moths, not caries!

  44. Water imp | 8:14 pm |

    To Pete:

    I think it may be Mao…

  45. Ralph Hamilton | 8:19 pm |

    Contents = Methyl Salicytate; Camphor; and Tabasco.

  46. Vigo K | 10:42 pm |

    Ha, yeah I’m more disturbed by what they were TRYING to say. Anti-Mouth toothpaste!

    Ruins your whole mouth! That will teeth those germs! Its like a scorched earth policy in the war against plaque.

    “We had to burn the mouth down in order to save it”

  47. Kitsune | 10:45 am |

    Are moths in you mouth an issue in China?

  48. Chuck | 10:30 pm |

    No moths. No teeth. No gums.
    No problem !

    The bleaching goes right to the bone !

  49. AshSilver | 9:03 pm |

    For those old people who smell like mothballs all the time…

  50. nirvgardengod | 8:26 pm |

    Because these days a mouth full of maggots doesn’t get you very far.

  51. Chris | 7:05 pm |

    Made with the finest tooth whitening ingredients… and a whole can of RAID bug spray.

  52. LarryLizard | 7:43 am |

    For those who sleep with their mouths open. Or eat cotton.

  53. Kiael | 10:21 am |

    You REALY should talk more!

  54. mika | 11:45 pm |

    This is no typo, Chinese love their mothballs! Also comes in hoisin, and tobacco flavor.

  55. Then what? ya want my social security number too? | 3:48 pm |

    But what about the termites in my tush?

  56. Damien | 2:21 am |

    Just in case your grandma knits you a nice pair of woolen teeth.

  57. Damien | 2:22 am |

    Another reason why you should not write advertising copy on the fly.

  58. ELaMa | 5:42 pm |

    i totally want to clean my heat

  59. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:34 pm |

    Anti Mouth: Mao Tse Tongue!

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