Skip Life

posted on 18 Oct 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Charmaine Leong.
Label on apron found in Japan.

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  1. forrest | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    selection for your afterlife!

  2. Ani | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t leave the house. Don’t talk to anyone. Just stay in bed forever and leave the world to itself.

    Who WOULDN’T be relaxed?

  3. ooklimoogwu | 2:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Directed by Father

    Starring:
    You
    as baby who goes straight to afterlife.

  4. Algernon | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Just move onto something else.

  5. KinkyTom | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 2  

    Just go straight to death

  6. Alex Sortor | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 3  

    thats what mother does for you, she makes you skip life and before you know it, your wondering where it went and your dead…

  7. Chicken Underweaaar | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Yes, my mother would have liked for me to have skipped life

  8. Izzie | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    If you’re stuck at home in an apron all day you’d need these (not so) sub-liminal messages to help you accept your lot too.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 2  

    Got Beer? — Produced by Father

  10. jjhitt | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    …and CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

  11. beechoak | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 11  

    Pro-Choicers have their own clothing line?!???

  12. beechoak | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 3  

    Mom-isms: I brought you into this world; I can take you out!

  13. DieselDragon | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    I chose not to skip life…I chose something else! :)
    [Misquoted from the movie "Trainspotting"]

  14. DieselDragon | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 6  

    Produced by Mother, endorsed by Sigmund Freud. :)

  15. Lora | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Produced by Mother…because she said so, that’s why!! :-)

  16. Lora | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    She’s your mother, not your housekeeper. That’s why she produced this apron for YOU to wear. :-)

  17. Lora | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Mothers’ hardly know the meaning of the word “relax”. Wear her apron for a day while she goes to the spa and you’ll find out why. :-)

  18. Lora | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    After getting up at dawn to make breakfast for a bunch of whiny little kids, get them dressed and cleaned, check over their homework and send them to school in less than an hour while Farther still snores away in bed, I’d be ready to skip life too. :-)
    “At times I think spinsters are to be envied” - Wendy from Peter Pan (the book) :-)

  19. Jetsuzu | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Horrible truth: When you skip life and let mother do everything for you, someday you’ll wake up 30, overweight, and still living with your parents.

  20. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought all life was produced by mother.

  21. Katie | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    “Who produced this sweater?”
    “Your mother!! Haha!”

  22. Chuck | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    My mother wouldn’t let me skip brushing !

  23. Xila | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Mother says take all of your poison…. I mean medicine….

  24. pamela38 | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    MOTHER is a subidiary company of Valium.

  25. Grifter | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Finally, Norman Bates starts a business outside of motels!

  26. Kitsune | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    The game of life is hard to play, I’m going to lose it anyway. The losing card I’ll someday lay. So this is all I have to say…

  27. Kitsune | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    You know you’re in trouble when you call the suicide hotline and you get Dr. Kevorkian.

  28. Haifa Al-Alsheikh | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But Mom, I don’t wanna skip life.

  29. Settor10 | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Figure 2 shows how the memory manager maps virtual memory to physical memory. ,

  30. Blake | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Planned Parenthood is making shirts now?

  31. stonefieldt | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Why stop at skipping just rape, when you can skip life altogether?

  32. eric ri | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wear this while ending your life if you are expecting something better after reincarnation.

  33. Catfish | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks, Mom!

  34. CCrider77 | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like mother had too many kids.

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