These shoes are a steal…

posted on 20 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Travis Harp.
Found in China.

39 captions

  1. Algernon | 2:08 am |

    Celebrity cheats, a dime a dozen.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 3:24 am |

    I saw Paris Hilton there

  3. Big Fat Cat | 3:25 am |

    Of course, when you cheat, you have to go underground.

  4. dangevin | 3:31 am |

    The Paymore Shoe Source

  5. dangevin | 3:32 am |

    Great for jumping the subway turnstile.

  6. beechoak | 3:36 am |

    “Check out our new fall line of cement overshoes!”

  7. Ralph. Hamilton | 3:59 am |

    The Immelda Marcos collection??

  8. beechoak | 4:02 am |

    “Pssssst! Wanna buy a hot pair o’ shoes?”

  9. Blaze | 4:14 am |

    Because selling cheat shoes above ground is just BEGGING for trouble, obviously.

  10. george | 4:18 am |

    Whoever hasnt been in one of these “fake” malls in China is missing out. The quality of the fakes is HILARIOUS. $5 Nike Air forces, fake North Face backpacks, all of it hilariously fake. The fake shoes look like they were baby shoes(as in, level of detail) that were enlarged.

  11. Grifter | 5:05 am |

    No, no the mirrors on the shoes are one of the accessories.

  12. rowger | 5:07 am |

    The customers are hurdling in like sheet.

  13. Chicken Underweaaar | 5:28 am |

    I used to use my shoes to chet

  14. jjhitt | 5:45 am |

    I wonder if they have anything that would match my pecker socks?

  15. coffeebot | 5:54 am |

    Ben Johnson’s favorite!

  16. Xila | 6:15 am |

    I wonder if they also sell “sneakers” ?

  17. Classic Steve | 6:50 am |

    They meant “cheap,” but the translator was a ventriloquist dummy.

  18. Jetsuzu | 7:09 am |

    That store’s no good. All they sell you is billchit.

  19. kringo | 7:19 am |

    Check out our exclusive lines for Bill Clinton, David Vitter, Elliot Spitzer, and the Kennedy family. (Our Rick Santorum line is by our bath house.)

  20. Pete | 7:59 am |

    Shoe throwing? Yes, sir, our selection from Iraq is right over here in Aisle 3…

  21. Yugan | 9:27 am |

    Now, why would anyone want to cheat shoes? What have shoes done to deserve that?

  22. Yugan | 9:28 am |

    Cheating shoes, underground and underfoot.

  23. Chris | 9:34 am |

    Are they cheap cheat shoes?

  24. i saw mischa barton selling herself there

  25. Sad Panda | 1:13 pm |

    I never knew The Cheat had a shoe store.

  26. Pete | 1:37 pm |

    No, ma’am. You’ll find stacked heels be found at our sister store: Elevated Cheat Shoes City

  27. bigcaddy | 2:34 pm |

    these shoes multiplied the soccerball when i kicked it into the net! i scored 5 times!

  28. Chuck | 3:34 pm |

    Camel Toe sold separately.

  29. Lora | 4:00 pm |

    I bought a pair of shoes here once. Later I found one of them under the bed, tongue-kissing (get it?) with one of my pink slippers!! 0_o

  30. Lora | 4:08 pm |

    It’s humiliating enough that I lost a game of Scrabble to a pair of shoes, but they accused me of cheating, too! “Engrish is too a real word!” I told them, but then they told me to go step in some doggy doo. What a couple of heels! It’s like they don’t have soles…

  31. Lollerskate | 4:10 pm |

    It’s a cheat because it isn’t even underground!

  32. heh man | 5:47 pm |

    IDDQD shoes

    Just Type It

  33. Kitsune | 2:06 pm |

    Cheat Shoes? Do they have Strongbad gloves too?

  34. Kitsune | 2:08 pm |

    Man this place smells like Celebrity Pee

  35. Mista Bob Dobalina | 12:16 am |

    I don’t know Chinese, but I bet that “cheat” stands for “fake” shoes….that is, “Rike”, “Abibas”, “Rybeek”, “Fuma” etc. etc.

  36. LarryLizard | 7:56 am |

    Undergroung cheat shoes.

    For the lucrative moles of the world.

  37. Kiael | 8:35 am |

    I heard their Nire Air Jorans are on sale!

  38. lincken | 8:22 pm |

    cheap, not cheat

  39. Lanz16 | 2:07 pm |

    Be careful on reading brand names! 😀

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