These shoes are a steal…

posted on 20 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Travis Harp.
Found in China.

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Algernon | 2:08 am | Vote: 6 1

Celebrity cheats, a dime a dozen.
Big Fat Cat | 3:24 am | Vote: 7 2

I saw Paris Hilton there
Big Fat Cat | 3:25 am | Vote: 10 1

Of course, when you cheat, you have to go underground.
dangevin | 3:31 am | Vote: 7 1

The Paymore Shoe Source
dangevin | 3:32 am | Vote: 16 1

Great for jumping the subway turnstile.
beechoak | 3:36 am | Vote: 5 1

“Check out our new fall line of cement overshoes!”
Ralph. Hamilton | 3:59 am | Vote: 0 0

The Immelda Marcos collection??
beechoak | 4:02 am | Vote: 11 1

“Pssssst! Wanna buy a hot pair o’ shoes?”
Blaze | 4:14 am | Vote: 12 1

Because selling cheat shoes above ground is just BEGGING for trouble, obviously.
george | 4:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Whoever hasnt been in one of these “fake” malls in China is missing out. The quality of the fakes is HILARIOUS. $5 Nike Air forces, fake North Face backpacks, all of it hilariously fake. The fake shoes look like they were baby shoes(as in, level of detail) that were enlarged.
Grifter | 5:05 am | Vote: 5 0

No, no the mirrors on the shoes are one of the accessories.
rowger | 5:07 am | Vote: 5 0

The customers are hurdling in like sheet.
Chicken Underweaaar | 5:28 am | Vote: 1 3

I used to use my shoes to chet
jjhitt | 5:45 am | Vote: 9 1

I wonder if they have anything that would match my pecker socks?
coffeebot | 5:54 am | Vote: 5 0

Ben Johnson’s favorite!
Xila | 6:15 am | Vote: 18 1

I wonder if they also sell “sneakers” ?
Classic Steve | 6:50 am | Vote: 5 0

They meant “cheap,” but the translator was a ventriloquist dummy.
Jetsuzu | 7:09 am | Vote: 15 0

That store’s no good. All they sell you is billchit.
kringo | 7:19 am | Vote: 5 1

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Pete | 7:59 am | Vote: 10 0

Shoe throwing? Yes, sir, our selection from Iraq is right over here in Aisle 3…
Yugan | 9:27 am | Vote: 9 0

Now, why would anyone want to cheat shoes? What have shoes done to deserve that?
Yugan | 9:28 am | Vote: 9 0

Cheating shoes, underground and underfoot.
Chris | 9:34 am | Vote: 2 1

Are they cheap cheat shoes?
www.fatkidsfalling.com | 12:00 pm | Vote: 0 0

i saw mischa barton selling herself there
Sad Panda | 1:13 pm | Vote: 4 1

I never knew The Cheat had a shoe store.
Pete | 1:37 pm | Vote: 9 0

No, ma’am. You’ll find stacked heels be found at our sister store: Elevated Cheat Shoes City
bigcaddy | 2:34 pm | Vote: 8 0

these shoes multiplied the soccerball when i kicked it into the net! i scored 5 times!
Chuck | 3:34 pm | Vote: 1 1

Camel Toe sold separately.
Lora | 4:00 pm | Vote: 3 2

I bought a pair of shoes here once. Later I found one of them under the bed, tongue-kissing (get it?) with one of my pink slippers!! 0_o
Lora | 4:08 pm | Vote: 8 0

It’s humiliating enough that I lost a game of Scrabble to a pair of shoes, but they accused me of cheating, too! “Engrish is too a real word!” I told them, but then they told me to go step in some doggy doo. What a couple of heels! It’s like they don’t have soles…
Lollerskate | 4:10 pm | Vote: 4 0

It’s a cheat because it isn’t even underground!
heh man | 5:47 pm | Vote: 2 1

IDDQD shoes

Just Type It
Kitsune | 2:06 pm | Vote: 1 0

Cheat Shoes? Do they have Strongbad gloves too?
Kitsune | 2:08 pm | Vote: 1 0

Man this place smells like Celebrity Pee
Mista Bob Dobalina | 12:16 am | Vote: 0 0

I don’t know Chinese, but I bet that “cheat” stands for “fake” shoes….that is, “Rike”, “Abibas”, “Rybeek”, “Fuma” etc. etc.
Kiael | 8:35 am | Vote: 0 0

I heard their Nire Air Jorans are on sale!