Wang was being bad…

posted on 12 Oct 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of ‘mursu909′.
Menu from China.

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  1. Purple Tactics | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one hell of a way to test the water from the shower…

  2. Algernon | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    He was no good anymore so we serve him up and garnish him with coriander.

  3. Ralph Hamilton | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am glad to see the Auto da Fe is going strong in China.

  4. Ralph Hamilton | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Or; How best to serve your fellow man.

  5. dangevin | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A little heavy on the dry rub.

  6. SF | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang, I asked for RARE …

  7. Don | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang only burns when I pee

  8. Pete | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Accursed Wang, burn in the charcoal!

  9. dangevin | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cayenne pecker.

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sunds like a lot of hot cock to me.

  11. beechoak | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya know, they have a cream for that!

  12. beechoak | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    KY to the rescue!

  13. Blaze | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Capital Punishment for non-violent sexual offenders.

  14. Grifter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    STD is the new MSG

  15. gbear | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see a doctor about that.

  16. tekleader | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lorena Bobbitt’s a pyromaniac now.

  17. BeadyEl | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …so please, wash your hands after eating this, especially BEFORE using the urinal.

  18. rowger | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang had to burn
    … now you have to eat.

  19. Jetsuzu | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang messed with the wrong kind of people…

  20. beechoak | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what she said… in the burning bed.

  21. Pete | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And ya don’t want to go the Wang way.

  22. jjhitt | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it come with fava beans?

  23. Big Fat Cat | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    China is a country that still implements capital punishment and the government has a way of disposing the remains to maintain the program.

  24. Pete | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha. So THIS is where Chinese dissidents go when they disappear.
    And that noodle soup I had in Beijing DID taste kinda funky….
    (urp.)

  25. Pete | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “jjhitt | 7:27 am |
    Does it come with fava beans?”

    That would be the Lebanese, Syrian or Egyptian version.

  26. Ben | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so THAT’s what we burn besides witches.

  27. bigcaddy | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    when wang pray with fire…

  28. Kitsune | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you know how many Wangs had to die for your meal.

  29. Dude | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, Wang was playing around with gasoline near a campfire, so what did you think was gonna happen?

  30. beechoak | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t have peed on the electric fence…

  31. Typo Tat | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s discounted special: whatever Chef-in-training Wang managed to burn.

  32. Pete | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    AKA:
    “What happens in China when one engages in Wang-headed thinking.”

  33. HetaNotocha | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh no! not Wang Yao!

  34. kringo | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody have fun tonight!
    Everybody just Chung tonight!

  35. coffeebot | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this what Paris Hilton meant by Fire Crotch?

  36. Water imp | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lorena Bobbitt is now in the restaurant business?!? WTF?!?!?

  37. garudamon11 | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and since we have a food shortage we are gonna serve him

  38. Lollerskate | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …For all his carnal sins!

  39. willz | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not going to pay 28 Yuan for a pot full of foreskin.

  40. Yugan | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang babooshed in the shower, so he had to burn.

  41. Izzie | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But he didn’t die in vain – we made him into this delicious meal. Enjoy!

  42. alena | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, i knew he was wang all along….

  43. Jonathan | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tums doesn’t treat THIS!

  44. Chris | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He got too crazy at the sunny town erection party.

  45. CCrider77 | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Alas poor Wang, I knew him well done…

  46. miss lollerskatez | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang had to pay for what he had done….
    Wang had to burn….
    Wang had to pay…….

  47. LarryLizard | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What did Wang do?!?!?

  48. Kiael | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And you thought indian burns were bad!

  49. Boobialla | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wang, my son, this is inevitable when you barbecue with your zipper undone.

  50. Jwaz | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Feminists have made many culinary contributions.

  51. Damien | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if chicken asses would make a tasty side dish for this one?

  52. Ptharien's Flame | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    it got microwaved and melted

  53. don | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    poor wang.

  54. aranas | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    poor guy just got his wang burned, chopped and served…

  55. legendofzeldas | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He just wouldn’t stop sticking it in there

  56. Brooks | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know what happened after the BME Olympics.

  57. ray | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    was wang that bad a cheff?

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