Where’s the little boys’ room?

posted on 22 Oct 2009 in Signs

Pssst… don’t order lemonade…

Photo courtesy of Katja.

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  1. Jay | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 4  

    Pees boys in the pot, nine days old.

  2. Jay | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 41  Subtract rating 1  

    Where all the whiz kids hang out.

  3. Jay | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 7  

    After our complete chef lost a leg to leprosy, he joined the hopful network.

  4. Jay | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 2  

    Leak soup is our specialty.

  5. Algernon | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    A real pisser of a place to eat.

  6. dangevin | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 51  Subtract rating 1  

    Hungry? Urine the right place.

  7. dangevin | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Always a steady stream of quality dishes.

  8. popper | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One of our specialties is pea soup.

  9. Ralph. Hamilton | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    All our beer has been personally [s] pissed[/s] passed by the owner.

  10. Jay | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 6  

    If you sprinkle
    When you tinkle
    Be a sweetie
    Join our network.

  11. jjhitt | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 3  

    It’s an IP network.

  12. jjhitt | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 5  

    Weirder yet… it’s a Rock Polka bar in the Ukraine:
    http://peesboyclub.com.ua/en/photo/

    And of course, they serve beer.

  13. beechoak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    A special interest restaurant for those with incontinence…

  14. beechoak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    hopefully they’ll make it through dinner…

  15. beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 4  

    WAITER: And how is everything?
    PATRON: Depends…

  16. beechoak | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 3  

    … featuring Master Chef, I.P. Freely

  17. beechoak | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Specialty of the House: Kidney Pie

  18. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    The word is leaking out about this place…

  19. beechoak | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Yeah, well, with a name like that, KEEP HOPING!

  20. Pete | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    For a gladder bladder!

  21. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is a novel way to wash the dishes.

  22. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All food comes with a side order of Pisstachios.

  23. Grifter | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s go to the hop!

  24. EricG | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Where the golden shower comes free with the meal.

  25. beechoak | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Right next to the Pistol Lounge where their motto is “Drink all night; Pistol dawn!”

  26. coffeebot | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the Number One Restaurant!

  27. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next door to the Ure Inn in downtown Wangking.

  28. Xila | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    What goes better with chicken, red or yellow wine?

  29. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t order the brownies for dessert…

  30. KinkyTom | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    you should check out the pees girls club down the road they’re having R.Kelly perform tonight

  31. Tim | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    When I’m full of hops I tend to pee a lot, too.

  32. Kitsune | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Big Boy is apparently disgruntaled

  33. Lora | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    All we are saying…is give pees a chance!

  34. Lora | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Bart Simpson: I’m looking for Ivanna, last name: Tinkle!
    Moe: Hey! Ivanna Tinkle! Put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!

  35. DanT | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go there! The beer tastes weird!

  36. Pete | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I went there the waiter was really pissed off.

  37. Kitsune | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, what gets to me on this one is it’s obviously not a misprint or something, their actually a graphic of the kid peeing, and they are associating this with a restaurant? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

  38. Chuck | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t heard good things about this place from the peopie.

    What’s yer analysis ?

  39. Jay | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kitsune - perhaps since this place is a bar, there is an extraordinarily mangled pun in the name…British tourists kept asking for a place to “get pissed” and some Ukrainian entrepreneur armed only with an American-English to Ukrainian dictionary gave us this nugget of Engrish gold.

  40. Jetsuzu | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    No squatters allowed!

  41. Kitsune | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @jay

    Okay, Ill buy that explanation

    Pissing the night away…. Pissing the night away…

    Isn’t it great that the used parts of that song in the adds for one of the “Home Alone Movies”

  42. Pete | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kitsune & Jay

    Surprised nobody noticed that the concept comes from well-known statue in Brussels named “Manneken Pis”…i.e., “Little Man taking a Whizz”.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis

    And this place in the Ukraine doesn’t have the only restauranteurs to name their establishment after this statue. Example:
    http://www.mannequinpis.com/

  43. Pete | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And after checking out the menu of the place who’s link I posted, amazingly enough, two specialties on the menu are potato and leek soup, and various types of sausage!!!

  44. Jay | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    All of our beer is personally passed by our manager.

  45. Christine | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s flashing the pees sign while he peace….

  46. PomPomtastic | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t eat the chowder.

  47. Wendy | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Belgium sure is popular!

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