Why are you hitting yourself?

posted on 24 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Robin Keesey.
Found in Cambodia.

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Algernon | 2:09 am | Vote: 14 3

Well I’m glad there only bees and not sledgehammers.
Ageless | 2:31 am | Vote: 26 1

Another reason why the bees are dying out then.
Yugan | 4:24 am | Vote: 14 2

oh bees, where art thy sting?
John Tranbo | 4:29 am | Vote: 23 0

The Queen’s mind games won’t stop me!
coffeebot | 5:44 am | Vote: 15 1

I’m allergic to bee hits!
beechoak | 5:49 am | Vote: 10 1

Really?!? I hadn’t noticed…!
dangevin | 8:02 am | Vote: 13 2

“So, you pollenate around here much?”
“Buzz off!”
Grifter | 8:08 am | Vote: 20 1

Float like a butterfly, sting like a…. QUIT DOING THAT!!!
Ralph. Hamilton | 10:26 am | Vote: 0 0

I guess that is better than stinging.
Shadrach | 12:04 pm | Vote: 11 2

I took this sign to my therapist, but he still doesn’t believe me. Also, the guy on the bus peed my pants on the way there, and the janitor from my old junior highschool spent all my money on mail order dry goods.
Jetsuzu | 12:36 pm | Vote: 24 1

That’s the last time I wear flower print on a hiking trip…
Kitsune | 1:02 pm | Vote: 2 5

I’ve heard that if bee fly into you they are trying to warn you away from their hives. I wonder if that’s what this is supposed to mean?

I’ll come up with something attempting to be funny later.,
KinkyTom | 1:59 pm | Vote: 18 3

in Soviet Russia BE HITS YOU!!!!
Lora | 3:16 pm | Vote: 19 0

Oh good, I thought I was hitting myself all this time…
Ani | 3:17 pm | Vote: 9 0

Note to self: Remember to never, ever again wear colorful skirt with bright yellow, red, blue and purple flower designs while hiking in Cambodia. Unwanted attention from Cambodian bees and men likely to result.
Lora | 3:18 pm | Vote: 35 0

I guess the bees finally realised they die after stinging, so they’ve decided to just hit people instead.
Ralph. Hamilton | 5:14 pm | Vote: 0 1

How could you learn that you die after stinging? For you are dead and cannot tell anyone else, also because you are dead, you cannot learn not to do it again.
coffeebot | 6:39 pm | Vote: 21 2

When it dog barks,
When the bee hits,
When the I feels bad,
I simple remember a favorite things
And then it is to feeeeeel
Not a bad!
Jay | 8:27 pm | Vote: 29 0

Sign these bees up for Angkor management classes pronto.
Anna Rexia | 8:54 pm | Vote: 3 1

Well played, Jay. Well played.
Hillaire | 9:09 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’d hit it like a bee hits a hiker!
galuuush | 1:04 am | Vote: 1 0

i hit back bees! sting! sting!
Brian | 1:20 am | Vote: 14 0

I hate emo bees!
Chris | 7:13 am | Vote: 4 1

Bee careful!
ooklimoogwu | 3:37 pm | Vote: 1 0

Well, if you didn’t pitch all fastballs down the middle, you might strike out some of the bees.
PomPomtastic | 8:34 am | Vote: 1 0

Deadly Cambodian bees……
Chris | 7:35 pm | Vote: 10 0

Somebody call a SWAT team!
Stalin | 6:05 pm | Vote: 4 0

In Soviet Russia, bees hit YOU.
Grace | 3:23 pm | Vote: 1 0

The last thing I want is to get bee-slapped.