Why are you hitting yourself?

posted on 24 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Robin Keesey.
Found in Cambodia.

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  1. Algernon | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Well I’m glad there only bees and not sledgehammers.

  2. Ageless | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another reason why the bees are dying out then.

  3. Yugan | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh bees, where art thy sting?

  4. John Tranbo | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Queen’s mind games won’t stop me!

  5. coffeebot | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m allergic to bee hits!

  6. beechoak | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Really?!? I hadn’t noticed…!

  7. dangevin | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “So, you pollenate around here much?”
    “Buzz off!”

  8. Grifter | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a…. QUIT DOING THAT!!!

  9. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess that is better than stinging.

  10. Shadrach | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I took this sign to my therapist, but he still doesn’t believe me. Also, the guy on the bus peed my pants on the way there, and the janitor from my old junior highschool spent all my money on mail order dry goods.

  11. Jetsuzu | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the last time I wear flower print on a hiking trip…

  12. Kitsune | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard that if bee fly into you they are trying to warn you away from their hives. I wonder if that’s what this is supposed to mean?

    I’ll come up with something attempting to be funny later.,

  13. KinkyTom | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in Soviet Russia BE HITS YOU!!!!

  14. Lora | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh good, I thought I was hitting myself all this time…

  15. Ani | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to self: Remember to never, ever again wear colorful skirt with bright yellow, red, blue and purple flower designs while hiking in Cambodia. Unwanted attention from Cambodian bees and men likely to result.

  16. Lora | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the bees finally realised they die after stinging, so they’ve decided to just hit people instead.

  17. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How could you learn that you die after stinging? For you are dead and cannot tell anyone else, also because you are dead, you cannot learn not to do it again.

  18. coffeebot | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When it dog barks,
    When the bee hits,
    When the I feels bad,
    I simple remember a favorite things
    And then it is to feeeeeel
    Not a bad!

  19. Jay | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign these bees up for Angkor management classes pronto.

  20. Anna Rexia | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well played, Jay. Well played.

  21. Hillaire | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d hit it like a bee hits a hiker!

  22. galuuush | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i hit back bees! sting! sting!

  23. Brian | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate emo bees!

  24. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bee careful!

  25. ooklimoogwu | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if you didn’t pitch all fastballs down the middle, you might strike out some of the bees.

  26. PomPomtastic | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deadly Cambodian bees……

  27. Chris | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody call a SWAT team!

  28. Stalin | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, bees hit YOU.

  29. Grace | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The last thing I want is to get bee-slapped.

  30. LarryLizard | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew bees were bullies.

  31. TheNoun | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, Mommy, those bees are hitting himself.

  32. cynda | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that to japanese and back – The bee pay attention to you yourself who hit.

  33. Damien | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously the deadly 500m drop to the next ledge is nothing compared with the prospect of being hit by those bees.

  34. Grassy Commentator | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually it’s pretty clear to me. The bees swarm around you, you get scared, step about carelesly, fall down the cliff, hit yourself.

    That cliff seems high. Do I?

  35. bobdog | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    giant bees enough to carry a stone ?

  36. Bea | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    forget Angry Birds!! We’ve got Angry Bees!!

  37. RJ | 11:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Myself hits the bees back.

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