You’ll look fandrastic!

Precursor to ” Drastic, the Musical “!!

And Hurry Up the Cakes while you’re at it.

For getting out of here in a hurry.

Drastic shopping, yes…but not quite hullaballoo…

SWIFT THE SHOPLIFT

The sale discount doesn’t look that drastic!

The extreme measures people take for carry-on…

And they thought the regulations at the airport were strict…

Tragic the outfit

Beware the baggage police

Our wild fall line: Live gatorskin bags. Who says trying to find your
eyeliner can’t be an adventure?

It’s what Jame Gumb uses instead of the basket when he’s on the road.

We’ll take drastic measures to help you keep your stuff together.

This baggage destroys the carousel.

Custom-made luggage for your difficult things.

If your ‘baggage’ is really drastic it’s time to get counselling.

Desperate times call for desperate packing…

For all of your fashion accessory emergencies.

…and EXTREME NICKNACKS

Number one choice of suicide bombers.

Not recommended for the meek or faint-hearted.

Does drastic dressing need any baggage at all?

Is that supposed to be some kind of surrealistic mobster name?

When Serious Baggage just won’t do.

i cant find the size i need! this calls for drastic measures.

“Drastic the Baggage” – good name for a psychotherapy biz!

Ideal for our absolutely hideous baggage handling facilities.

This calls for drastic measures… about two heaping tablespoons!

Baggage this drastic must be emotional bagage.

Code name for airline security project

Desperate the Shopper

I’ve got a bomb in this purse!!!

Oh my God, I remember laughing my ass off at that store when I was in Tokyo. My caption:

“For all your emotional baggage needs.”

in other words… “bags for the desperate”

Don’t forget to visit our sister store ‘Extreme the Shoes’ to find a pair which match your new Drastic handbag.

Try lugging this around the world

Drastic the baggage and drasticly looking too