Helping professionals get it up

posted on 30 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

You’re in good hands with EDO…

Photo courtesy of Klaas Barends.
Found in Korea.

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You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

posted on 29 Nov 2009 in Toys

It’s all wonderful until someone shoots an eye out…

Photo courtesy of Reuben Miller.

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Even Spidey’s ashamed of this one…

posted on 28 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Then…time for spanky!

Photo courtesy of Amber Coy.
Toy from China found at US swap meet.

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Use the Visa!!

posted on 27 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of “P.R.”.
Notice found at Bangkok Suvarnabhumi International Airport.

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Waffles ©2009, All Rights Reserved

posted on 26 Nov 2009 in Menus

I like my sausage like I like my women…surly and drunk.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Wolff.
Restaurant menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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The hard part was getting them sick…

posted on 25 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

They’re so cute, hugging that tiny toilet!

Photo courtesy of Paul Cedar.
Menu from restaurant in Shenzhen, China.
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Which way to the normal doctor?

posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

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Don’t say it – don’t spray it

posted on 23 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Corey/CantikFotos.
Found in elevator in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Cowboys on hand to round you up…

posted on 22 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

This range is for grazing only…

Photo courtesy of Sampson Lee.
Found in Xian, China.

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Come in. No, stay there.

posted on 21 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Connor Ferb.
Found in Japan.

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