Don’t say it – don’t spray it

posted on 23 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Corey/CantikFotos.
Found in elevator in Taipei, Taiwan.

31 captions

  1. Jay | 3:07 am |

    Please no party, no disco, no foolin’ around.

  2. stonefieldt | 3:38 am |

    But do they allow hullabaloo?

  3. John Tranbo | 3:45 am |

    SO many rules at strip clubs these days!

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |

    No Big Talker allowed!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |

    No kissing also!

  6. Algernon | 4:33 am |

    Sign Language only

  7. beechoak | 4:41 am |

    NO TONGUES!

  8. beechoak | 4:42 am |

    People of German descent must use Engrish.

  9. beechoak | 4:42 am |

    Suddenly I have “cotton mouth”…

  10. Typo Tat | 5:28 am |

    In the days of the Swine Flu scare, you’re kindly requested to keep your saliva to yourself.

  11. SF | 5:29 am |

    Stop drooling when engaging conversation.

  12. Blaze | 5:36 am |

    Please save your saliva for the Sashimi bar. Trust us, you’ll need it. It’s served on nude women!

  13. Ralph. Hamilton | 6:21 am |

    You can spray that again.

  14. Xila31 | 7:03 am |

    Pavlov’s next test.

  15. coffeebot | 7:25 am |

    C’mon, spit it out!

  16. coffeebot | 7:25 am |

    Mr. Niagra had, er, a speech impediment…

  17. coffeebot | 7:26 am |

    In their defense, they didn’t say anything when you farted…

  18. Grifter | 7:38 am |

    These rules are so full of spit!

  19. Ani | 7:49 am |

    That’ll be enough of those spit infinitives, thank you very much!

  20. Jetsuzu | 8:02 am |

    Please watch your mouth. If you aren’t careful, it may get away.

  21. Jetsuzu | 8:04 am |

    I could’ve sworn this was Club Gross…

  22. Chris | 8:10 am |

    Well, what do you expectorate with a sign like that?

  23. CallieWL | 9:00 am |

    There is no conversation without saliva—ever tried to talk with a seriously dry mouth?

  24. Samuel | 2:29 pm |

    “Say no yack-yack”

  25. kitsune | 4:47 pm |

    So instead of :”Say it, don’t spray it”
    it’s “Don’t say it, and don’t spray it”

  26. Lora | 7:04 pm |

    Daffy Duck and Sylvester the Cat went on this elevator once. That’s why they put up that sign.

  27. Etheral | 4:43 pm |

    Another case of Salvia misspelled…

  28. pikachu | 7:46 pm |

    please, just nothing that will lead to the sex.

  29. Roxy_Is_Ferox | 3:00 am |

    yeah… no saliva…. just….. ‘GOLDEN SHOWERS!!’

  30. Satellite Heart | 11:15 pm |

    Quit licking our sign!

  31. axellia | 8:18 pm |

    this means you, spitface.

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