Follow Mr. Dumpty’s instructions

posted on 1 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Hewer.
Sign found at store in Akihabara, Japan.
Meant to say ‘cannot accept credit card
purchases under 3,000 yen’.

24 captions

  1. GoodGuy | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If I can’t understand you, what makes you think I’ll be able to understand Humpty?

  2. Typo Tat | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me your card, I will rob you blind!

  3. The Fishknife Seller | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t cooperate with anybody who dances like that.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Madoff is the owner of this store.

  5. Chuck | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another hole in the wall shop.

  6. coffeebot | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What are you doing this Fall, Humpty?

  7. Classic Steve | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hard to understand a guy who says his words mean exactly what he chooses them to mean.

  8. Ralph. Hamilton | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well that accounts for the 16th. What about the other days?

  9. pazita | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Follow me and do the Humpty Dumpty dance while I rob you this october 16º!!!

  10. dangevin | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3,000 yen in October? Sounds like you’re having a great fall!

  11. Hillaire | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will do The Humpty Dance for 3000 Yen.

  12. Grifter | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CHARGE! And putchase.

  13. nirvgardengod | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AKB48,,,worth at least 3000 yen.

  14. KinkyTom | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not using my credit card to pay for all the kings horses and all the kings men to put Humpty back together again .

  15. Ralph. Hamilton | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Budget putches in japan.

  16. Anna Rexia | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And what if I refuse to cooperate?

  17. Spoony | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After months of careless spending, Humpty Dumpty’s credit score fell and shattered, forcing Humpty to take drastic measures and suffer the same fate himself.

  18. Chris | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I pay with an out-of-state, two party bad check?

  19. Kitsune | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am wondering if Humpty Dumpty had a living will

  20. Bear or bust | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Look can I at least speak with Hamble or Little Ted, I can’t understand, nor wish to cooperate with, Humpty.

  21. SCS | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Never have understood Humpty

  22. Kiael | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Humpty dance is your chance (for purchaces of 3000 yen or more)

  23. Chuck | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free the Akihabara 8 !!

  24. Damien | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me 3,000 yen or I’ll make sure that you can never put him back together again.

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