Follow Mr. Dumpty’s instructions

posted on 1 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Hewer.
Sign found at store in Akihabara, Japan.
Meant to say ‘cannot accept credit card
purchases under 3,000 yen’.

24 captions

  1. GoodGuy | 2:13 am |

    If I can’t understand you, what makes you think I’ll be able to understand Humpty?

  2. Typo Tat | 4:54 am |

    Give me your card, I will rob you blind!

  3. The Fishknife Seller | 5:28 am |

    I don’t cooperate with anybody who dances like that.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 6:19 am |

    Madoff is the owner of this store.

  5. Chuck | 7:10 am |

    Another hole in the wall shop.

  6. coffeebot | 7:30 am |

    What are you doing this Fall, Humpty?

  7. Classic Steve | 8:24 am |

    Hard to understand a guy who says his words mean exactly what he chooses them to mean.

  8. Ralph. Hamilton | 9:25 am |

    Well that accounts for the 16th. What about the other days?

  9. pazita | 9:26 am |

    Follow me and do the Humpty Dumpty dance while I rob you this october 16º!!!

  10. dangevin | 9:40 am |

    3,000 yen in October? Sounds like you’re having a great fall!

  11. Hillaire | 10:08 am |

    I will do The Humpty Dance for 3000 Yen.

  12. Grifter | 10:32 am |

    CHARGE! And putchase.

  13. nirvgardengod | 2:27 pm |

    AKB48,,,worth at least 3000 yen.

  14. KinkyTom | 3:15 pm |

    I’m not using my credit card to pay for all the kings horses and all the kings men to put Humpty back together again .

  15. Ralph. Hamilton | 3:42 pm |

    Budget putches in japan.

  16. Anna Rexia | 12:17 am |

    And what if I refuse to cooperate?

  17. Spoony | 12:30 am |

    After months of careless spending, Humpty Dumpty’s credit score fell and shattered, forcing Humpty to take drastic measures and suffer the same fate himself.

  18. Chris | 12:16 pm |

    Can I pay with an out-of-state, two party bad check?

  19. Kitsune | 9:50 pm |

    I am wondering if Humpty Dumpty had a living will

  20. Bear or bust | 9:01 am |

    Look can I at least speak with Hamble or Little Ted, I can’t understand, nor wish to cooperate with, Humpty.

  21. SCS | 3:03 pm |

    Never have understood Humpty

  22. Kiael | 4:36 am |

    Humpty dance is your chance (for purchaces of 3000 yen or more)

  23. Chuck | 6:42 am |

    Free the Akihabara 8 !!

  24. Damien | 3:32 am |

    Give me 3,000 yen or I’ll make sure that you can never put him back together again.

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