Fresh rungus here!

posted on 3 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Edward Bean.
Menu found in Yunnan China.

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  1. Jay | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet their chef is a real fungi.

  2. jjhitt | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a hair in my fire.

  3. Guess Again | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be sure to try the old people’s head special!

  4. Pete | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So delicious it’s shickening.

  5. Ageless | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These are dedicated people. We all know how difficult it is to grow fungus on a broom, or how to get the tricolor fungus just right on a chicken-waist.

  6. Grifter | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Old rung heads just ain’t what they used to be…

  7. Algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow fires with out brooms and and old peoples head. I wonder what the serve for dessert.

  8. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You set fire to my boletus and I will sue.

  9. beechoak | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter,… what’s the difference between the shicken and the chicken and the fungus and the rungus?

  10. beechoak | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tricolor chicken… white meat, dark meat, and…??? Please don’t tell me it’s green…!

  11. beechoak | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For 68 Yuan you get one lousy piece of Tibetan mushroom!

  12. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look. I don’t know how to tell you guys this, but I don’t like mushrooms.

  13. beechoak | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For 48 Yuan you get fire… nothing else… oh, and a broom-fungus… but that’s it! Nothing else!

  14. beechoak | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, can I get something other than fries with my Tibetan mushrooms?

  15. dangevin | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the rungus rresh?

  16. beechoak | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Soong Lee! Time to milk the pig! Somebody just ordered the “Yunnan Ham Milk Jiang Fungus!”

  17. beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, we need some flowers to help out these Tibetan mushrooms. They need assistance…

  18. beechoak | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The rungus of old people’s head?!??? Please don’t tell me it’s denture cheese…!”

  19. beechoak | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spam & Fungus, Fungus & Spam, Spam-Fungus & Mushrooms, Mushrooms-Spam & Fungus…

  20. beechoak | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk me a river…

  21. beechoak | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What exactly is the “sliced meat?”

  22. beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chad’s first visit to a “mushroom bar” was less than inspiring…

  23. Big Fat Cat | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tibetan mushroom, endorsed by the Dalai Lama

  24. Jon | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a food menu or a price list from a doctor’s office?

  25. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You like flies with that?

  26. Blaze | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t have any captions. This menu is just gold. Pure gold.

  27. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bye the way. That brown stuff that comes out of the chicken, isn’t fungus.

  28. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Correction. By*

  29. Brian | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fungus is among us!!

  30. jjhitt | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My fungus is all moldy.

  31. jjhitt | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone notice that tri-color fungus is cheaper than double color?

  32. jjhitt | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried Green Head Fungus — Jolly Green Giant checks into rehab.

  33. rowger | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I beg you, mighty Tibetan Mushroom, assist The Flower in its enterprise.

  34. Sam | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have any Mexican food?

  35. DECMATH | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The rungus … The rungus !!

  36. Pete | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m old and no matter how hard I look I just don’t see any Rungus on MY head ANYWHERE…

  37. Ani | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An intentionally unfunny but informative note to crowd:

    Yunnan cuisine is really different from other Chinese cooking styles.
    They pride themselves on cooking a real wide variety of wild mushrooms and other fungi, and even use dairy products in their dishes such as goat cheese, something that’s very uncommon in the rest of China.

    Yunnan’s also right next to Tibet, which accounts for the “Tibetan mushroom”. As for the “Yunnan Ham Milk Fungus”…the Chinese characters say “Yun(nan) (“something…can’t make out 2nd character) Dairy Red Mushroom”. I’ve seen that “dairy” character mean either “milk” or “cheese”. So either this means “ham & cheese with red mushrooms, Yunnan style” or “Red Mushrooms with Pig’s milk/cheese”. Either way, I’m not sure I’d want to order it until I saw it first!

  38. Xila31 | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If grandpa doesn’t straighten up, we’re selling his head to the fungus cafe down the street.

  39. jjhitt | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I Am The God Of HELLFIRE and I Bring You… FUNGUS!!

  40. Pete | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanna bumper sticker that says “Friends of Tibetan Mushrooms”

  41. Chris | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you get wafers with that?

  42. DieselDragon | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tricolor chicken-waist-fungus: 38 Yuan
    (Chicken also available for an extra charge)

  43. DieselDragon | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the first time I’ve seen a resturant list prices for the condiments, but hide the cost of the food itself. Is it me, or might this resturant be charging their customers just a *little* more than they ought to?… :)

  44. CallieWL | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve yet to see a chicken with a waist, let alone something you could name a fungus after.

  45. Lora | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ummm… I think I’ll try the fungus.

  46. Lora | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not mushroom for anything else on the menu…

  47. Lollerskate | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom!

  48. Stryde | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fungus,egg,ham, and fungus.
    Fungus, fungus, fungus and fungus.
    Fungus, fungus, human hair, and fungus.
    Fungus FIRE and fungus.

    Do you have anything without fungus in it? I don’t llike fungus.

    Don’t like FUNGUS?!

  49. DieselDragon | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ^ – …But our princess is in another castle! :D

  50. Lollerskate | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Indeed. You’ll have to conform with the Mushroomheads!

  51. Robert | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shucks, they’re out of toenail fungus!

  52. Kitsune | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the fact that they switch between Fungus, and mushroom…

  53. Nina | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Broom fungus – It’s the Quidditch player’s athlete’s foot!

  54. Chris | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried the first item on the menu and felt that I got burned.

  55. Chris | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, second item.

  56. Stupid Disease | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a rungus among us…

  57. Spes | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never did acquire a taste for the rungus of old people’s head. Couldn’t get past the smell.

  58. A mungus | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The expiration dates were all covered in mold. Still, should be fine.

  59. ylliboy | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fungus of old people’s head.. wow dandruff is on the menu, yummy!

  60. DaVince | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the naked fire, please.

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