I only take my scorn in the morning…

posted on 7 Nov 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Jessica Koker.
Menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

37 captions

  1. an E-moose | 4:34 am |

    I’ll take an order of spite with a side of scorn please.

  2. Pete | 4:50 am |

    Funny…in my travels I’ve run across FAR more morning scorns in Beijing than I did in Kyoto or even Tokyo.

  3. Izzie | 4:57 am |

    You know it’s not going to be a good day when it starts with Scorn!

  4. Chuck | 5:35 am |

    Wasn’t that our waitress wearing that – umm – questionable sweater yesterday ?
    For her, scorn is an improvement !

  5. Typo Tat | 5:43 am |

    Never come in before the employees had their morning coffee, you might get a special serving of the morning scorn…

  6. jjhitt | 5:47 am |

    And for dinner we can have scornbread.

  7. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    Makes you wonder what you get if you ask for a biscuit ?

  8. J-Luke | 7:18 am |

    Scorning is usually done while having a nice cup of tea…

  9. Pete | 7:25 am |

    Good Scorning, Sleepyhead!
    Time to wake up and smell the coffee!

  10. beechoak | 7:39 am |

    I am NOT a morning person!

  11. Pete | 8:53 am |

    In that case they’ll be happy to dish up afternoon tea with scorn also.

  12. Thingmaker | 8:55 am |

    A favorite of ex-wives everywhere!

  13. Bechstein62 | 9:49 am |

    Hell hath no fury as a breakfast scorned!

  14. Jetsuzu | 10:38 am |

    I don’t need you anymore, breakfast! I have my eye on that brunch!

  15. Lora | 11:57 am |

    The tea is good, but these scorns taste a little bitter.

  16. theillien | 12:00 pm |

    “Good morning dear. Now why don’t you go out and get a job you lazy bum.”

  17. Ralph. Hamilton | 12:04 pm |

    You call that scorn. You want to try asking my wife for a cuddle in the morning.

  18. Algernon | 1:50 pm |

    What no jam and cream!!

  19. Kitsune | 2:11 pm |

    If I wanted scorn in the morning, I’d get married.

  20. Spoony | 2:27 pm |

    The lunch special for today is Knuckle Sandwiches.

  21. KinkyTom | 3:54 pm |

    ^_^ and for a midnight snack

    VENGEANCE!!!!!!!

  22. willz | 4:27 pm |

    There’s nothing in the world like a biscuit scorned.

  23. Pete | 4:52 pm |

    Kitsune-san,

    When you get married, you get scorn morning, noon, and night.
    And on both special occasions and no special occasion.

  24. Kitsune | 5:21 pm |

    KinkyTom, just remember don’t heat it up, because it’s best served cold.

  25. Grifter | 6:16 pm |

    Could someone just pass me the damn coffee?

  26. Chris | 3:56 pm |

    So who else got up on the wrong side of the bed?

  27. Gudmundur | 5:42 am |

    “Just give me my coffee and I wont make fun of the breakfast!”

  28. beechoak | 8:38 am |

    Who peed in YOUR Cheerios?

  29. Chris | 10:19 am |

    Good morning honey. I loathe you.

  30. Kiael | 4:29 am |

    Ahhhh, Breakfast with Mom.

  31. NeutrinoX | 2:59 pm |

    …an integral part of a complete punishment!

  32. Max | 6:53 pm |

    A great way to start a terrible day.

  33. Zhan | 11:39 am |

    Can I get a side of spite with that?

  34. Tom | 3:06 pm |

    Oh I’m a rumberjack, OK I am
    I sreep in night and in day I work
    On Rensday I shopping
    And eat Scorns butter rith Tea.

  35. Brian | 1:08 pm |

    The best
    part
    of waking up
    is scornful humility in your cup!

  36. RJ | 11:29 pm |

    There’s a matching set for evening fury.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:07 pm |

    As seen in ‘Children of the Scorn’

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