I was just looking for Glory

posted on 14 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Hilary Lam.
Found at Chinese grocery store in Ontario, Canada.

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  1. J-Luke | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s true for sausages…

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for under Christmas tree suprises.

  3. J-Luke | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who can stomach it.

  4. J-Luke | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When you’re in for a bowl with bowel…

  5. pete | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our refrigerated meats are located deep in the innards of the store.
    But the selection variety will just bowel you over!

  6. Jazzy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the matter? Try it or are you gutless?

  7. beechoak | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell it like it is…

  8. beechoak | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t the heart to tell them I’m a bit lily-livered when it comes to eating gizzards. I just don’t have the stomach for it. Why they can’t get it through their brains that I really am gutless when it comes to this kind of tripe.

  9. beechoak | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a bunch of balony!

  10. Chuck | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Patton shops here.

  11. coffeebot | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought some to show my girlfriend…

  12. Big Fat Cat | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffeebot:

    Your girlfriend prefers the guts over yours!

  13. Xila31 | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toe and elbows can be found in aisle 3.

  14. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh OK. Is that the lower tract in that package?

  15. Lora | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shopper #1: I don’t need to eat guts! I already have enough guts inside me as it is.
    Shopper #2: Then let’s go to the store that sells brains.

  16. kitsune | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like this store, it’s got guts

  17. airplayne | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate in truth in advertising.

  18. Lollerskate | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was just looking for Gory.

  19. asian | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But, it is Guts, literally… Asians not only eat meat but the guts too. Nothing is Chinglish here. Canadians need to learn foreign food culture.

  20. DieselDragon | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now *this* sounds like my kind of supermarket… 😉
    (Believe it or not, I’m actually being serious here! 😮 )

  21. DieselDragon | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign’s accurate enough regarding the sausages…But shouldn’t there be a pile of Big Macs and Quarter Pounders in that fridge, too? :)

  22. DieselDragon | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For nutritional information, please see the appendix. :)

  23. ooklimoogwu | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose the Dairy section in this place is the “Cow Teet” and “Unfertilized Chick” section?

  24. Salome | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Glory is in the next aisle.

  25. YpoCaramel | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The translation is accurate, more literally it says “Internal Organ Products.” If you’re familiar with more down to earth Canton cooking. there’s extensive use of internal organs, pig’s stomach, intestine and lungs, are especially popular for soup.

  26. DieselDragon | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Disemboweling takes a lot of guts…But at least this place believes in recycling, too! :)

  27. captionr | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where that guy from Berserk go for his groceries.

  28. Sam | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder why there’s no zombies in this section.

  29. Grifter | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like some International Intestinals please

  30. willz | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No guts, no curry.

  31. the_interpreter | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even if the translation is literally accurate, it is not correct for its use here. In English we have words like “tripe” that would be much more at home here. The fact is that this is Chinglish simply because the “translator” did not bother to research a more appropriate phrase.

  32. SCS | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    right next to the chicken teeth

  33. Canadian | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm…. someone’s a little sensitive.

    But, Happy Entrails to you !

  34. ccppfan | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well DUH, this isn’t even Chinglish.

    Well… maybe sorta. LOL.

    We do eat internal organs. I myself like chicken livers. :3

  35. Rabbie | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scottish haggis chefs, please note.

  36. Rabbie | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya gotta have heart…. and lung, spleen, and kidney, and small intestine.

  37. Rabbie | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brains… more brains!

  38. axellia | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DON’T FORGET THE REST OF THE STORE!!!
    brains in aisle 12, toes and fingers in 13, cereal in 14…

  39. Bea | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    assorted guts and dancing santas

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Got brains?

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