No pissing…

posted on 8 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre.
Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo.
Japanese reads: “Urinating here is prohibited.
A security camera is recording.”

65 captions

  1. J-Luke | 4:10 am |

    It was expensive enough…

  2. Algernon | 4:24 am |

    No sh*tting here either.

  3. Algernon | 4:25 am |

    Smile your on candid camera!

  4. Pete | 5:01 am |

    But tacky public necking is OK.
    So is drunken barfing.
    (It IS Roppongi, y’know.)

  5. DieselDragon | 5:23 am |

    Penalty for non-compliance: A *very* painful electric shock, and possible injury or death… :O

  6. DieselDragon | 5:27 am |

    We aim to please!
    (You aim too, please!) :)

  7. J-Luke | 5:44 am |

    That’s the first time I saw a security camera inside the toilet bowl…

  8. Typo Tat | 5:48 am |

    No pissing on the security camera… the wall is free game, though.

  9. beechoak | 7:31 am |

    How did this ever become a problem in Japan where they needed to post a sign? Are they that bored?

  10. Chuck | 8:43 am |

    Use the floor like the rest of us !

  11. Pete | 9:50 am |

    Beechoak: Ever been to Roppongi in Tokyo?

  12. Kitty | 10:11 am |

    Well, where should I piss then?

  13. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:22 am |

    For the high voltage will trim the wick.

  14. Classic Steve | 10:44 am |

    Because the security personnel aren’t supposed to be watching porn.

  15. Ralph. Hamilton | 11:02 am |

    We have a couple of lousy security cameras, that I wouldn’t piss on either.

  16. Senobarr | 12:21 pm |

    Roppongi is the party capitol of Japan!!!

  17. Grifter | 2:43 pm |

    Feel free to piss anywhere else, however

  18. KinkyTom | 3:52 pm |

    One more reason why the naughty palace is no fun :/

  19. Chris | 4:02 pm |

    Seriously, don’t piss us off.

  20. Chris | 4:02 pm |

    Seriously, don’t urine us off…

  21. DanT | 8:23 pm |

    No pissing on the security camera…
    …or urine big trouble

  22. Alex Sortor | 8:50 pm |

    This was just waiting to be put on engrish.com!! XD

  23. kawaiipikachu | 1:41 am |

    Soon they shallput up a newsign saying.
    “No pissing on camera as we sick putting up new ones alll the time. “

  24. Blaze | 5:30 am |

    We’re not into watersports. But if you want to flash us, that’s cool.

  25. Juulie | 6:47 am |

    …but poop wherever you want.

  26. kitsune | 12:48 pm |

    You know they wouldn’t need that sign if they would just put the cameras on the ceiling.

  27. Adelaide | 6:47 pm |

    No one wants to see pee on TV.

  28. Jacs | 12:43 am |

    Well duh. I mean urine in an elevator after all.

  29. NeutrinoX | 8:52 pm |

    Piss off! (Out of our sight)

  30. Alex | 9:51 pm |

    Anywhere else is fine.

  31. lily | 5:01 pm |

    “excuse me i am going to have to charge you with… pissing on a security camera, for this offence you will get pisser confiscated”

  32. Bousse | 7:30 pm |

    No actually they still need that sign if they put the cameras on the ceiling. Cuz when i pay a visit to that washroom, the ceilings what i’ll be aimin for with my 46 inch shlong.

  33. Cobi | 6:01 pm |

    Camera does not equal urinal

  34. Starguy | 3:48 pm |

    Yes, urinal is greater than camera!

  35. Nicholas | 7:23 pm |

    No pissing on the security camera. Everywhere else is just fine!

  36. z coop | 9:05 pm |

    Feel free to do anything in this elevator EXCEPT piss on the security cam. (The security guards are here to watch the show not feel it)

  37. Dan | 8:59 pm |

    No pissing on the camera, but feel free to wet the floor.

  38. TJ | 12:13 pm |

    That means you, homeless guy!

  39. Vueiy | 5:20 pm |

    …Anywhere else is fine.

  40. Johnson | 6:21 pm |

    I only pissed in front of it but the stupid guards kicked me out anyways!

  41. Brown Hues | 4:19 am |

    Anywhere else is just fine.

  42. Alissa | 1:31 pm |

    can we poop here though?

  43. Spiritbx | 11:44 am |

    pissing anywhere else is fine though…

  44. chieromancer | 5:00 pm |

    What goes through the mind of the Japanese party animal:

    “Gotta pee, gotta pee. But where? I’ve got it! In the elevator!”

    They don’t have public toilets in Japan?

  45. wear a cape and slap people | 7:56 pm |

    bet theres no pissing on the electric fence either…

  46. mickeygreeneyes | 8:54 pm |

    What should I do it on, my Ipad?

  47. kloo | 2:18 am |

    but feel free to water the flowers…

  48. Fady | 8:37 am |

    we can see you “thingy”, only farting allowed

  49. Kurt Hudson | 12:47 am |

    Move Uranus to the outer ring to avoid the golden showers

  50. Clair | 6:40 pm |

    Sorry I kinda already did…

  51. Rawr | 3:40 am |

    Please. For the childrens sake. Piss everywhere BUT the security camera?

  52. CHF | 12:54 pm |

    They should move it out of the bathroom then.

  53. racist park | 2:11 am |

    How am I supposed to piss upwards?

  54. azeng97 | 12:21 am |

    aim at the window instead…

  55. Kat | 4:40 pm |

    We’d prefer it if you’d throw things at it instead.

  56. Gerson | 3:48 am |

    Feel free to piss on everything else.

  57. RJ | 11:29 pm |

    Oh, well I’m glad they cleared that up.

  58. OMG! | 8:16 am |

    if you piss we call police and they piss on you!

  59. Riri | 11:25 am |

    Awwwww and i really had to go to :(

  60. pijo | 8:19 pm |

    anywhere else can

  61. Sparky | 8:56 am |

    If you do, you”l have a shocking experience!

  62. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 3:58 pm |

    But I HAVE to piss!

  63. Mia | 4:51 pm |

    Feel free to do it on the floor

  64. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:28 pm |

    OK, I’ll piss it off then.

  65. KirbyMario12345 | 6:29 pm |

    And tell Spiderman he is NOT welcome in this building anymore, after last week’s events!

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