No pissing…

posted on 8 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre.
Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo.
Japanese reads: “Urinating here is prohibited.
A security camera is recording.”

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  1. J-Luke | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    It was expensive enough…

  2. Algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 5  

    No sh*tting here either.

  3. Algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 4  

    Smile your on candid camera!

  4. Pete | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    But tacky public necking is OK.
    So is drunken barfing.
    (It IS Roppongi, y’know.)

  5. DieselDragon | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    Penalty for non-compliance: A *very* painful electric shock, and possible injury or death… :O

  6. DieselDragon | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 9  

    We aim to please!
    (You aim too, please!) :)

  7. J-Luke | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 3  

    That’s the first time I saw a security camera inside the toilet bowl…

  8. Typo Tat | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 2  

    No pissing on the security camera… the wall is free game, though.

  9. beechoak | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 7  

    How did this ever become a problem in Japan where they needed to post a sign? Are they that bored?

  10. Chuck | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Use the floor like the rest of us !

  11. Pete | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Beechoak: Ever been to Roppongi in Tokyo?

  12. Kitty | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Well, where should I piss then?

  13. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    For the high voltage will trim the wick.

  14. Classic Steve | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Because the security personnel aren’t supposed to be watching porn.

  15. Ralph. Hamilton | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    We have a couple of lousy security cameras, that I wouldn’t piss on either.

  16. Senobarr | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    Roppongi is the party capitol of Japan!!!

  17. Grifter | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Feel free to piss anywhere else, however

  18. KinkyTom | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    One more reason why the naughty palace is no fun :/

  19. Chris | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, don’t piss us off.

  20. Chris | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 5  

    Seriously, don’t urine us off…

  21. DanT | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 0  

    No pissing on the security camera…
    …or urine big trouble

  22. Alex Sortor | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    This was just waiting to be put on engrish.com!! XD

  23. kawaiipikachu | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Soon they shallput up a newsign saying.
    “No pissing on camera as we sick putting up new ones alll the time. “

  24. Blaze | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    We’re not into watersports. But if you want to flash us, that’s cool.

  25. Juulie | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    …but poop wherever you want.

  26. kitsune | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    You know they wouldn’t need that sign if they would just put the cameras on the ceiling.

  27. Adelaide | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    No one wants to see pee on TV.

  28. NeutrinoX | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Piss off! (Out of our sight)

  29. Alex | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Anywhere else is fine.

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