No rubbing on the wall please

posted on 19 Nov 2009 in Signs

Guess this means you, CarrotTop…

Photo courtesy of Serge.

Sign found at bar in Toyohashi, Japan.

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jjhitt | 4:07 am | Vote: 0 0

Sounds like a real fun club.
Except for the chewing gum and stuff…
jjhitt | 4:08 am | Vote: 3 0

Anyone can vomit to the floor. Be a hero and hit the ceiling.
Algernon | 4:10 am | Vote: 0 1

Lest the wall fall down and make you vomit on the floor near the garbage box.
Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am | Vote: 1 0

No problem with rubbing the ladies and vomit on them.
kringo | 4:51 am | Vote: 0 0

The nuns just used to make me put my gum on the tip of my nose if they caught me. At least the rules were clear.
Globe Trotter | 4:59 am | Vote: 1 0

May I rub against the wall if it is “only lightly rubbing on the exterior”? I will do my best not to stain!
beechoak | 5:02 am | Vote: 1 0

I really enjoy dumpster diving for my lunch.
beechoak | 5:03 am | Vote: 0 0

Projectile vomitting preferred.
beechoak | 5:03 am | Vote: 1 0

Don’t throw anything away unless it is the chewing gum and good eats for myself.
beechoak | 5:04 am | Vote: 1 0

!!!WALL RUBBING!!! Never against!
Blaze | 5:12 am | Vote: 0 0

Food network was going to do a profile on eats found in the garbage box, but Alton Brown wouldn’t stop rubbing himself on the wall.
DieselDragon | 5:16 am | Vote: 0 1

Hang on…I thought this was supposed to be Club Gross?
DieselDragon | 5:16 am | Vote: 0 0

…Because of Monkeys.
Ralph. Hamilton | 5:25 am | Vote: 1 0

How about civilized urinating?
Grifter | 6:07 am | Vote: 0 0

Kinda makes you look at drywall in a whole different light…
Xila31 | 7:12 am | Vote: 1 0

Can I have your gum when you’re done with it?
Jetsuzu | 8:01 am | Vote: 0 0

But it’s my chewing gum! D:
DoARickRoll! | 8:34 am | Vote: 1 0

Never gonna throw away, never gonna join (to) the stage

You just got Engrish rolled!
jjhitt | 11:16 am | Vote: 0 0

“Never join to the stage”…. I had a dog that used to do that.
kitsune | 12:55 pm | Vote: 0 0

Never, never, never give up.
-Winston Churchill
Flamingomoon | 2:33 pm | Vote: 0 0

“Do not vomit on the floor” … that explains why you should “never rub against the walls”.
Jetsuzu | 3:38 pm | Vote: 0 0

It puts the chewing gum into the garbage box or else it gets the hose again.
andrew Repa | 4:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

And dont call me Shirley
Ani | 4:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

Warning, Warning! Danger Will Robinson!
Nonsensical Alien Engrish instructions 30 meters ahead!
DanT | 4:12 pm | Vote: 0 0

How can I not vomit on the floor after reading that you want to eat used gum that you picked from the garbage?
Chuck | 10:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

It rubs itself on the walls. It does this whenever it is told.
Jay | 11:29 pm | Vote: 1 0

Abstain from sheetrock frottage! Not even if you’re plastered.
Lollerskate | 11:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

An adjacent sign reads: The floor is for rubbing against, the walls are for vomiting. Oh. It’s very clear now
Salome | 2:15 am | Vote: 0 0

Don’t rub against the wall–the stage you are joining to might get jealous.
coffeebot | 4:18 am | Vote: 0 0

In that moment, wallflowers everywhere joined the ranks of the suspicious…
Lora | 4:24 pm | Vote: 0 0

Better yet, no vomiting at ALL. Unless you’ve just eaten some Assorted Guts…
drumming_panda | 5:04 pm | Vote: 0 0

wait………..so once I throw away my gum, he digs it out for himself?
Cobi | 5:46 pm | Vote: 0 0

It’s the newest dance, wall grinding
Stu | 4:55 pm | Vote: 0 0

So I guess u can vomit on the walls, and that’s why u shouldn’t rub against it