No rubbing on the wall please

posted on 19 Nov 2009 in Signs

Guess this means you, CarrotTop…

Photo courtesy of Serge.
Sign found at bar in Toyohashi, Japan.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a real fun club.
    Except for the chewing gum and stuff…

  2. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone can vomit to the floor. Be a hero and hit the ceiling.

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lest the wall fall down and make you vomit on the floor near the garbage box.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem with rubbing the ladies and vomit on them.

  5. kringo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The nuns just used to make me put my gum on the tip of my nose if they caught me. At least the rules were clear.

  6. Globe Trotter | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May I rub against the wall if it is “only lightly rubbing on the exterior”? I will do my best not to stain!

  7. beechoak | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I really enjoy dumpster diving for my lunch.

  8. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Projectile vomitting preferred.

  9. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t throw anything away unless it is the chewing gum and good eats for myself.

  10. beechoak | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    !!!WALL RUBBING!!! Never against!

  11. Blaze | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Food network was going to do a profile on eats found in the garbage box, but Alton Brown wouldn’t stop rubbing himself on the wall.

  12. DieselDragon | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hang on…I thought this was supposed to be Club Gross? :o

  13. DieselDragon | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Because of Monkeys.

  14. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about civilized urinating?

  15. Grifter | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kinda makes you look at drywall in a whole different light…

  16. Xila31 | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have your gum when you’re done with it?

  17. Jetsuzu | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But it’s my chewing gum! D:

  18. DoARickRoll! | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never gonna throw away, never gonna join (to) the stage

    You just got Engrish rolled!

  19. jjhitt | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Never join to the stage”…. I had a dog that used to do that.

  20. kitsune | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never, never, never give up.
    -Winston Churchill

  21. Flamingomoon | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do not vomit on the floor” … that explains why you should “never rub against the walls”.

  22. Jetsuzu | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the chewing gum into the garbage box or else it gets the hose again.

  23. andrew Repa | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And dont call me Shirley

  24. Ani | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning, Warning! Danger Will Robinson!
    Nonsensical Alien Engrish instructions 30 meters ahead!

  25. DanT | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How can I not vomit on the floor after reading that you want to eat used gum that you picked from the garbage?

  26. Chuck | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rubs itself on the walls. It does this whenever it is told.

  27. Jay | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abstain from sheetrock frottage! Not even if you’re plastered.

  28. Lollerskate | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An adjacent sign reads: The floor is for rubbing against, the walls are for vomiting. Oh. It’s very clear now :D

  29. Salome | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t rub against the wall–the stage you are joining to might get jealous.

  30. coffeebot | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In that moment, wallflowers everywhere joined the ranks of the suspicious…

  31. Lora | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better yet, no vomiting at ALL. Unless you’ve just eaten some Assorted Guts…

  32. drumming_panda | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait………..so once I throw away my gum, he digs it out for himself?

  33. Cobi | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the newest dance, wall grinding

  34. Stu | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I guess u can vomit on the walls, and that’s why u shouldn’t rub against it

  35. mum | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “never gonna give you up” – Rick Assley

  36. Then what? ya want my social security number too? | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put the vomit in the box with the gum so myself can find it. Myself might lick the walls when desperate but the floors? That’s asking too much.

  37. Jody | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and never, never join to the circus of anything.

  38. SS | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A frustrating day in the life of rebellious nerds.

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