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Report to the police station three times a week and no driving at all…
Only to be used in case of an emergency
In Myanmar, even the shampoo is under house arrest.
Yes I know it says it “Dusit Inya”, but really it’s for external use only.
I wonder if they have Burma Shave there.
Must have hair…
Wait, they have RESORTS in Myanmar?
If you use it, then your hair will be shiny.
If you will have used it, then your hair would have been shiny.
If you would use it, your hair could be shiny.
If you use it, your hair will be shiny.
Imitation poo. How useful.
The conditioner of last resort.
Dusit Inya Lake Resort – I wonder if this guy works there:
http://failblog.org/2009/11/19/name-fail-9/
At least it’s not both a floor polish and a desert topping. It’s just shampoo – sometimes.
My ex-wife had the lawyer set it up so I only got to shampoo every other weekend, and two weeks every 4 months if my hair support payments weren’t late.
Free as long as you use it at the resort. If you take it home, it will cost you your first-born and two goats…
Guaranteed to leave your hair clean, and shiny but… only when the terms have been met.
If he dusit inya lake, you gotta have shampoo, lotsa shampoo.
No one will be watching us, why dont we do it Inya Lake.
It doesn’t work as well as the existential body wash, but it is less talkative.
Honey? Can we go to the lake?
I found this new conditioner I’d like ya to try….
; – )
I bet a thousand kyats that Mike Litoris works in that resort.
She told me “we need to find that spot by the lake…y’know, Mai Gee’s spot.”
For treating that conditional discharge.
What are the conditions for doing it in my lake?
Also try our new lubricant: Dusit Inya Bed
It’s based on his native American name, Dusit with Wolves
If you no rinse, then repeat, can not utilize much lather.
if using found in streams, rivers, or shallow pools, will eviscerate and death.
With extra ultimatum!
It only makes your hair clean if you meet it’s demands.
err..under what conditions??
The fair-weather toiletry
does WHAT in my lake?
– Mommy, can I wash my hair now?
– First ask your shampoo!
Just add lake
if (hairGreasy) {
wash()
}