Only if you use with water…

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

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Photo courtesy of Ray Baker.
Found in Yangon, Myanmar.

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  1. John Tranbo | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Report to the police station three times a week and no driving at all…

  2. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only to be used in case of an emergency

  3. Jay | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Myanmar, even the shampoo is under house arrest.

  4. Jay | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes I know it says it “Dusit Inya”, but really it’s for external use only.

  5. Jay | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they have Burma Shave there.

  6. coffeebot | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must have hair…

  7. Jay | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, they have RESORTS in Myanmar?

  8. Brandon | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you use it, then your hair will be shiny.
    If you will have used it, then your hair would have been shiny.
    If you would use it, your hair could be shiny.
    If you use it, your hair will be shiny.

  9. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Imitation poo. How useful.

  10. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The conditioner of last resort.

  11. kringo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dusit Inya Lake Resort – I wonder if this guy works there:
    http://failblog.org/2009/11/19/name-fail-9/

  12. kringo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not both a floor polish and a desert topping. It’s just shampoo – sometimes.

  13. Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My ex-wife had the lawyer set it up so I only got to shampoo every other weekend, and two weeks every 4 months if my hair support payments weren’t late.

  14. beechoak | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free as long as you use it at the resort. If you take it home, it will cost you your first-born and two goats…

  15. Grifter | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to leave your hair clean, and shiny but… only when the terms have been met.

  16. Yugan | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If he dusit inya lake, you gotta have shampoo, lotsa shampoo.

  17. jjhitt | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No one will be watching us, why dont we do it Inya Lake.

  18. Xila31 | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t work as well as the existential body wash, but it is less talkative.

  19. Pete | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey? Can we go to the lake?
    I found this new conditioner I’d like ya to try….
    ; – )

  20. Lollerskate | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet a thousand kyats that Mike Litoris works in that resort.

  21. Pete | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She told me “we need to find that spot by the lake…y’know, Mai Gee’s spot.”

  22. Chuck | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For treating that conditional discharge.

  23. stonefieldt | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What are the conditions for doing it in my lake?

  24. lol | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try our new lubricant: Dusit Inya Bed

  25. kitsune | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s based on his native American name, Dusit with Wolves

  26. deepwatertree | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you no rinse, then repeat, can not utilize much lather.

  27. pikachu | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if using found in streams, rivers, or shallow pools, will eviscerate and death.

  28. Katie | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With extra ultimatum!

  29. TheNoun | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It only makes your hair clean if you meet it’s demands.

  30. Kirk | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    err..under what conditions??

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