Overweight, balding, single men ONLY

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   ooklimoogwu | 4:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   *sigh* When will Japanese ever learn how to spell “Crabgrass” correctly?

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   Algernon | 4:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The place to be for porkers

3. 

   Big Fat Cat | 6:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Should spell “Gloss” instead

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   Chuck | 7:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Crub Gloss. No, doesn’t sound any better,

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   DieselDragon | 8:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The venue of choice for naturist Emos everywhere!

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   DieselDragon | 9:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Club rule 4: Should you feel ill from excessive drinking, please feel free to remain on the dancefloor. We’ll clean it all up at the end of the night, probabally…

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   Ralph. Hamilton | 9:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Get flee pass to Naughty Palace.

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   Classic Steve | 10:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The first rule is, you do not talk about Club Gross… because nobody else wants to hear about it.

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   Adelaide | 11:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s so gross you wanna throw up on the spot.

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    Chicken Underweaaar | 11:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    When you need a dozen dozen.

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    Sam | 12:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The watering hole and mating grounds for the ugly folks of the world.

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    Sam | 1:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No body odor, no bad teeth, no acne, no service.

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    Sam | 1:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For women: no mullet, no unflattering clothes, no unshaven armpits, no service

    For men: no mullet/ comb-over, no excessive body hair, no beer gut, no wife-beater, no ass-crack, no service.

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    Lollerskate | 1:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No Tobacco Drinking and High-Grade Puking, no service.

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    beechoak | 1:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Out motto: No muff too tough!

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    Jetsuzu | 1:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No Fabio impersonators, please. (We’re trying to maintain a certain atmosphere…)

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    coffeebot | 3:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Leave your style at the door…

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    Xila31 | 4:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Would you like a vomit shot?

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    Lora | 8:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Bartender! Another round of Assorted Guts, please!

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    Lora | 8:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Which will it be? Nose-picking or non-nose-picking section?

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    Grifter | 6:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They got some really sick music in there… really SICK music.

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    willz | 10:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Where everybody gets nasty.

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    kitsune | 1:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    They may be Gross, but at least they have assorted guts

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    SCS | 3:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    only the buttugly need apply

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    Senobarr | 3:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What happen at club gross…STAY at club gross!!!!

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    Chris | 11:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I can think of 144 reasons why you should go.

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    Mazzachre | 6:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I visited this place in Thailand once…

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    CrabOfDoom | 1:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wow. Calvin sure scored a nice spot for the new Get Rid Of Slimy girlS clubhouse.

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