Use the Visa!!

posted on 27 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of “P.R.”.
Notice found at Bangkok Suvarnabhumi International Airport.

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  1. Potorrero | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now all you have to do is figure out what are you going to use the visa for.. Did they mention the visa?..

  2. SF | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After some time you disappear from the count. Just like unemployment statistics.

  3. KinkyTom | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks wait what do I need again?

  4. Grifter | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vi-say that again?

  5. Someone | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You must read this sign when you read this sign.

  6. Xila31 | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, the only valid thing I got out of that was visa.

  7. Pete | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what signage they have for the IN-bound passengers?

  8. TheCount | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love to stay in the count! Ah ah ah!

  9. Juulie | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whew! I’m glad we got THAT all straightened out!

  10. Dj | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How to use a visa inside a visa

  11. Ralph. Hamilton | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they didn’t leave the “o” out.

  12. Ralph. Hamilton | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please memorize these instructions. We will ask you questions later.

  13. Sexual Harassment Company | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This Engrish really is cheerful. They now think of that already it learns.

  14. Algernon | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What does it matter! I leaving anyway!

  15. Brandon | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    According to the visa, I’m down for the count.

  16. Chris | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must…use…Visa…

  17. Merrick | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Serious question here, is this sign from Canada by any chance??

    If so I believe I know who conceived it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbaxSNh3KB4

  18. Chuck | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you take American Express ?

  19. David | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And upon your departed, don’t forget your Visa upon your departed.

  20. kringo | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    First there is a mountain. Then there is no mountain. Then there is.

    Except that there isn’t any time when there is no mountain.

    I hope that clears things up.

  21. Mint | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Visa only that we want.

  22. coffeebot | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo dawg, I heard you like Visas

    so we put a Visa in your Visa so you can leave while you immigrate

  23. lolDori | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh, so the visa which I receives indicates the dates written on the immigration stamp which is the visa that doesn’t indicated the amount of days I can stayed in the count that I’ll departed? Makes perfect sense!

  24. kitsune | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the dictionary under redundant it says “See redundant”

  25. Nicholas | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The visa orf the visa is the visa only if the visa is visa…I hope that is clear.

  26. WhizKid | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Miss South Carolina 2007 must now be done with South Africa and Iraq so she’s teaching Engrish to people in Thailand.

  27. tekleader | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    one…. ONE expired visa!
    two…. TWO expired visas!
    three….

  28. Athlon | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have indeed seen this sign at Suvarnabhumi Airport, Bangkok. It’s even worse than implied here, as this sign is only visible for around 10 seconds each time (as it is a scrolling billboard). When trying to read this, it keeps scrolling away. Impossible to read and understand!

  29. Recoil | 1:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t help but feel like this sign is trying to tell me something…

  30. Derived Form Italian | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Visa. It’s in every sentence you want it to be. Visa vis….

  31. BoilingPan | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mojo-jojo probably made this… -_-

  32. Jetsuzu | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, enjoy your stay.

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