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posted on 26 Nov 2009 in Menus
I like my sausage like I like my women…surly and drunk.
Photo courtesy of Christopher Wolff.
Restaurant menu found in Kyoto, Japan.
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Nothing is certain but Engrish and taxs.
I wonder what this “American Coffee” tastes like..
Johnny, I don’t want you hanging out at the waffle house anymore – some of the food they serve there has a bad influence on you.
“Aww, shucks, Mom, they already revoked all my waffles anyway!”
Is revokable waffle something like election promises?
Errr. Would you like some salt on your sausage?
Just be careful where you stick that sausage.
Peanut is displayed. You can watch the peanut, but not touch it.
May I have the boiling egg with the rough influence sausage? They are a perfect match!
If that a Rough Influence sausage in your front pocket or are you just happy to see me
Caution! Peanuts are displayed.
It was a perilous journey: past the boiling egg, battling the rough influence sausage, arguing with revokable toast… but Chad nearly lost his appetite when the PEANUT was displayed.
I’d say that’s the Morning After Menu.
As for the salad – To hell with it too.
Don’t crack that egg, it’s boiling inside!
All yourr taxx are belongg to uss.
To mouthe majestic-ally a mite of mini milk,
While I eat with exhultation an excruciating egg,
With yet 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
While I salivate upon, a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.
I should have titled that:
THE BREAKADO.
THE BREAKADO.
To operate omnivorously on an ounce or two of orange,
While I meditate upon a mite of mini milk,
Awaiting the excitement of an excruciating egg,
Yawning yonder yet on 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
And salivating salaciously on a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.
Freeze! This is the police! We are revoking your toast license!
Engrish: Priceless.
5 months on and They STILL haven’t learned….
http://www.engrish.com/2009/06/rough-and-revokable/
So what is the salad like for Duck season?
Okay, they have a symbol that indicates “a peanut is displayed” so does that symbol show up every time a peanut is displayed, and since it is a display of a peanut, wouldn’t they have to have another one thus ending up with infinite recursive peanuts?
I guess the waffle doesn’t come with a warranty since it is revocable.
Waffle Change we can believe in!
“Rough influence”: I wonder if that describes the effect it has on your digestion.
American coffee is people!!!
As for the dregs thereof, all the ungodly of the earth shall drink them and suck them out.
Ma’am may I see your license and registration please? What you don’t have them? I guess I’m going to have to revoke your waffles then.
Notice no doughuts on the menu.
What cop in their right mind would revoke a doughnut?
Rough Influence Sausage – Something similar to what she said
Unless you eat your rough influence sausage to help your muscles grow mummy will be revoking the offer of a waffle for desert…
I mean “dessert”…god, I’m not doing well today. I’m making my own Engrish…
Yes, she likes her sausage rough.
could you hit me over the head with those sausages a few more times?
In the ghetto, the sausage tried to rise up,and become something great. But in the end it had to succumb to the rough influence just to survive.
Wait, so the egg is still boiling when you eat it?
The American coffee was disappointing. Didn’t taste the least bit like Americans.
…as for my wife, she wants her rough influence sausage hard and juicy.
Rough influence sausage = the British “Banger” perhaps??
Hmm… I’ll have the Blended Coffee, then after my boiling egg i’ll have the Iced Coffee, then to calm myself after you revoke my waffles i’ll have the American Coffee.
Could ya brend some American with Java? Rescind the adult milk, I want immature cleam. Now drop the boiling egg in to the jam and give me the juice. Now, a toast! Raise glasses, all bow while the peanut is displayed. No waffling! To our irrevocable right to engage in intelnionral communications!