We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

posted on 10 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Topped with a rich bodily fluid, surrounded by fresh scabs…

Photo courtesy of Dave Warner.
Menu from Italian restaurant in Gunsan, South Korea.

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jjhitt | 4:13 am | Vote: 31 0

I’m on a diet. Could you substitute shorts for the trousers?
Algernon | 4:32 am | Vote: 11 0

Trousers topped with a dumpling. So its not a pizza then.
SF | 4:35 am | Vote: 7 4

I hope Mr Berlusconi is going to fill the derived form to lodge a complaint with the WTO - They AVOW dumping practices! With the ham they are using, they can outprice Italians. For the trousers, thanks, I’ll try Milan instead.
Ralph. Hamilton | 4:36 am | Vote: 1 3

Under the boardshorts. Lala lala la.
Ralph. Hamilton | 4:37 am | Vote: 5 2

God. It is a toadstool.
Ralph. Hamilton | 4:38 am | Vote: 9 1

Is a Calzone a member of the mafia?
beechoak | 4:51 am | Vote: 11 0

Yunnan Ham Tri-color Pants Fungus
Jay | 4:51 am | Vote: 3 2

This land has lots of trousers
This land has lots of mousers
and pussycats to eat them
when the sun goes down.
beechoak | 5:00 am | Vote: 13 0

“Si, per favore, I’d like an Armani calzone with Prada sauce, and some Gucci on the side…, grazie!”
beechoak | 5:01 am | Vote: 20 1

Eeeeeewwwww! These trousers have a dumping in them!
beechoak | 5:02 am | Vote: 18 0

Check out the hams in THOSE pants!
beechoak | 5:03 am | Vote: 28 0

Is that an Italian ham in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?
Globe Trotter | 5:34 am | Vote: 13 0

To make a calzone:
One Italian drops trou, seperates ham and dumps… we’ve been doing it wrong for far too long.
Blaze | 5:44 am | Vote: 10 1

It only seems odd till you see their recipie for “Hawiian Gym Shirt and Pineapple Delight.”
Ageless | 6:23 am | Vote: 2 1

Make ready to run to the toilet upon eating this.
Xila31 | 7:13 am | Vote: 5 0

“Served with fava beans and a nice chianti?”
“No, that’s the liver sandwich.”
jjhitt | 8:13 am | Vote: 4 4

Like a dumping… because of monkeys.
kringo | 8:16 am | Vote: 18 0

You just keep that calzone in your trousers, buddy!
willz | 9:48 am | Vote: 11 0

mmmm…..I can just smell the dumping in the trousers already.
tekleader | 10:03 am | Vote: 2 2

I know Kramer liked his jacket warmed in the pizza oven, but I never thought of putting trousers in there!
Grifter | 10:52 am | Vote: 2 2

Hmm pants and dumping I don’t like the images that brings to mind.
SCS | 1:18 pm | Vote: 3 2

But does it taste like a dumping? That is the question. Maybe Funghi really does
jjhitt | 2:20 pm | Vote: 4 1

Leave the gun. Take the calzone… on second thought… just leave.
Chuck | 9:10 pm | Vote: 6 1

I’ll make him a meal he can’t refuse. Otherwise, there’ll be a dumping in his bed.
Hana | 1:18 pm | Vote: 2 0

Mario called…
He wants his trousers back.
Nadan | 6:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

The weird thing is, the translation is right (with two spelling mistakes and grammatical errors). I would translate it like this: Pants from Italy are the meaning of pizza like dumplings with ham.