We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

posted on 10 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Topped with a rich bodily fluid, surrounded by fresh scabs…

Photo courtesy of Dave Warner.
Menu from Italian restaurant in Gunsan, South Korea.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on a diet. Could you substitute shorts for the trousers?

  2. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Trousers topped with a dumpling. So its not a pizza then.

  3. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope Mr Berlusconi is going to fill the derived form to lodge a complaint with the WTO – They AVOW dumping practices! With the ham they are using, they can outprice Italians. For the trousers, thanks, I’ll try Milan instead.

  4. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Under the boardshorts. Lala lala la.

  5. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God. It is a toadstool.

  6. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is a Calzone a member of the mafia?

  7. beechoak | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yunnan Ham Tri-color Pants Fungus

  8. Jay | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This land has lots of trousers
    This land has lots of mousers
    and pussycats to eat them
    when the sun goes down.

  9. beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “Si, per favore, I’d like an Armani calzone with Prada sauce, and some Gucci on the side…, grazie!”

  10. beechoak | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eeeeeewwwww! These trousers have a dumping in them!

  11. beechoak | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Check out the hams in THOSE pants!

  12. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that an Italian ham in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?

  13. Globe Trotter | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To make a calzone:
    One Italian drops trou, seperates ham and dumps… we’ve been doing it wrong for far too long.

  14. Blaze | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It only seems odd till you see their recipie for “Hawiian Gym Shirt and Pineapple Delight.”

  15. Ageless | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make ready to run to the toilet upon eating this.

  16. Yiwen | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prize of ₩19,000 to anyone who can swallow the whole thing!

  17. Xila31 | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Served with fava beans and a nice chianti?”
    “No, that’s the liver sandwich.”

  18. jjhitt | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Like a dumping… because of monkeys.

  19. kringo | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You just keep that calzone in your trousers, buddy!

  20. willz | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmmm…..I can just smell the dumping in the trousers already.

  21. tekleader | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know Kramer liked his jacket warmed in the pizza oven, but I never thought of putting trousers in there!

  22. Grifter | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm pants and dumping I don’t like the images that brings to mind.

  23. Yiwen | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (sniff, sniff….)

    Is that kimchi I smell???

  24. SCS | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But does it taste like a dumping? That is the question. Maybe Funghi really does

  25. lolitis | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and like a dumpling?? so if its only like a dumpling then what is it really?

  26. jjhitt | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave the gun. Take the calzone… on second thought… just leave.

  27. Nick O'Bese | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As an italian, I should point out that their mistake is indeed quite funny: you see, “calzoni” (where “i” is pronounced “ee”) is an old-fashion word for trousers…though I do not know whether the name calzone is related to trousers et similia or not. Though having meat on the inside could be counted as a proof :D

  28. Chuck | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll make him a meal he can’t refuse. Otherwise, there’ll be a dumping in his bed.

  29. Stupid Disease | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll eat at the chicken waist rungus place instead.

  30. Hana | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mario called…
    He wants his trousers back.

  31. Nadan | 6:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The weird thing is, the translation is right (with two spelling mistakes and grammatical errors). I would translate it like this: Pants from Italy are the meaning of pizza like dumplings with ham.

  32. Cobi | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I went to this restaurant, their denim dumplings are awesome

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