Which way to the normal doctor?

posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

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  1. Weegee | 3:28 am |

    So many choices, so little time…

  2. J-Luke | 3:33 am |

    I’m not sure I want to know what is flowing with the gynecologist…

  3. J-Luke | 3:34 am |

    I guess LZT and the person of the gynecology are working together…

  4. GoodGuy | 3:46 am |

    Why is the sea so fond of invasive surgery?
    Doesn’t it know it can cause Surgery disease?

  5. GoodGuy | 3:48 am |

    If only hospitals in the U.S. were this much fun…

  6. Typo Tat | 4:02 am |

    Do we really need to know there’s “A liquid room” just below Urology?

  7. rowger | 4:22 am |

    The tiny treatment room must be pretty crowded.

  8. rowger | 4:23 am |

    The liquid room. Please do not open the door.

  9. Salome | 4:32 am |

    Keep on using those LZT leads and there’ll be lots of liquid rooms just flowing into each other and eventually into the knife-supporting sea.

  10. Terry | 4:36 am |

    I volunteer to staff the room where the vagina mirrors are checked. I have previous experience with upskirt videos.

  11. beechoak | 4:41 am |

    Looks like they’re running out of ideas for theme parks…

  12. ooklimoogwu | 4:42 am |

    Ooh, it’s an Engrish buffet!

    —I’m glad, I don’t think the Baron has a teaching certificate to teach the section.

    —I have a feeling the “vagina mirror check room” is really a two way mirror for the “gynecology observation room.”

    —I’ve always wondered where surgeries go when they have diseases

    —All those departments for ONE doctor and ONE nurse? China’s healthcare is in trouble….

  13. beechoak | 4:43 am |

    “Stand back! I’m just about to lose the liquid! Don’t they have a room for that?”

  14. beechoak | 4:44 am |

    I’m having an out-of-body short-wave experience…

  15. beechoak | 4:45 am |

    If the barren does not teach, why does it get its own section?

  16. beechoak | 4:48 am |

    “LSD” leads to melt the Salvador Dali room…

  17. beechoak | 4:49 am |

    Microwave room available to heat up your assorted guts

  18. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |

    You will find the almighty in the super room of B

  19. Alborz | 5:03 am |

    In before DieselDragon makes another crappy comment for the umpteenth time that no one finds humorous in the least :/

  20. kringo | 5:07 am |

    And I thought the USA needs health care reform.

  21. kringo | 5:09 am |

    Keep your flow the operating room to yourself, buddy!

  22. Globe Trotter | 5:11 am |

    Two microwave rooms and only one vagina mirror check room. Interesting treatment priorities.

    And why is the Lose the liquid room before the liquid room. The “flow” seems to be reversed.

  23. Globe Trotter | 5:12 am |

    Why does only B get a super room? I always thought that X was a much better letter!

  24. Blaze | 5:24 am |

    Mammary Glands Section: for when you need your Super B’s checked out.

  25. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:26 am |

    Excuse me for a moment. I feel my hypochondria flaring up again.

  26. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:31 am |

    ‘Why my blood pressure never same?’
    “Fluctuations.”
    ‘And fluck you Austrarians too’

  27. Grifter | 5:53 am |

    I feel sorry for the Mapquest Vagin

  28. Chuck | 5:54 am |

    The va-gee-gee mirror check room sells those fancy shoes for making house calls. (Illegal in most countries.)

  29. someone | 6:07 am |

    Third floor: lose the liquid room
    Second floor: liquid room

  30. Brandon | 6:40 am |

    Thank God there are two microwave rooms. At least I can heat up my Spaghetti Os and enjoy them while I try to figure out where I’m supposed to be.

  31. Xila31 | 6:46 am |

    “I heard you could get your prescriptions here, but I guess it was just a roomr.”

  32. Xila31 | 6:47 am |

    or…

    This hospital has two microwaves, so you know it’s going to be expensive.

  33. Jetsuzu | 7:00 am |

    On second thought, I’ll just go to an acupuncturist…

  34. Blaze | 7:28 am |

    Hugh Hefner Hospital: 146 Rooms for taking care of your nether regions, but only one doctor on call.

    Dr. Tubesteak

  35. Ralph. Hamilton | 7:37 am |

    Two microwave rooms, so your tits can glow in the dark.

  36. CC | 8:53 am |

    Oh, good, I’ve been wondering where I can check my vagina mirror.

  37. pat white | 8:59 am |

    will the person of the gynecology please stop flowing in the operating room

  38. Christine | 9:36 am |

    They even have a room for whatever congeals on the knife….nice!

  39. Christine | 9:39 am |

    And the vagina mirror check room….just a room with a mirrored floor so us ladies can check out our va-jay-jays….

  40. Pete | 11:15 am |

    Dr. Mengele, paging Dr. Mengele….

  41. jjhitt | 11:25 am |

    In Communist China, Mammary Glands stare at you.

  42. tekleader | 12:03 pm |

    Female patient: “What’s the big mirror for, doctor?”
    Gynecologist: “Oh, nothing… now let’s get started.” (winks at the mirror)

  43. Super Room of B | 12:05 pm |

    After my short-wave treatment outside the body, I was told to wait in the tiny treatment room.

  44. LickAstrey | 12:09 pm |

    I wonder what’s in the Super room of B? Another Microwave Room?

  45. dsal | 12:35 pm |

    Wasn’t “the person of the gynecology flows the operating room” a Nirvana B-side?

  46. kringo | 1:34 pm |

    Somebody from the brain surgery room must’ve made this sign.

  47. Pete | 1:41 pm |

    Confucius says: Don’t get sick in China. If you do, go to the mirror check room and kiss your va-jay-jay “zai jian” (g’bye).

  48. Pete | 1:43 pm |

    The funny thing is, the characters for Super Room of B really do translate into “B Super Room” or “B Extreme Room”!

    I have no earthly what it really means!

  49. Ani | 2:30 pm |

    This room has been brought to you by the letter B.

  50. Ani | 2:32 pm |

    What, no sign for the “Gynecology Harrassment Room”?

  51. Pete | 2:38 pm |

    About “the barren does not teach section”: Looking at the characters I’m guessing this is probably the Infertility Treatment clinic. The characters I think have something to do with “doesn’t bear nor raise” as in children.

    As for the LZT melting the room…I need to find my Chinese dictionary. Looking at the characters makes me wonder if this is the abortion clinic? I’ll have to check in a few hours.

  52. Dane | 3:01 pm |

    Where should I go if I have the stupid disease?

  53. x | 3:08 pm |

    So now all /b/rothers can meet up in Chinese hospitals!

  54. Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam | 4:50 pm |

    What they mean by “Super B” is type-b ultrasonic

  55. Flamingomoon | 4:55 pm |

    I see the microwave room is right next to planned parenthood. Yep. That ought to do it.

  56. Nicholas | 6:26 pm |

    I’m sorry, I was under the mistaken belief I could find the “Super-Dooper room of A” at this hospital. Apparently you only have a “Super Room of B”? Surely you understand the fundamental difference involved and that as a result I will have to take my surgery disease elsewhere…

  57. Lora | 6:59 pm |

    I’ll bet the “Planned Parenthood” room isn’t very full… 😉

  58. Ani | 7:29 pm |

    I wonder if the tiny treatment room is especially for munchkins and other midgets?

  59. Pete | 7:37 pm |

    LZT is :PEE-PULLLLL!!!!!

  60. Bob* | 8:00 pm |

    At least is free

  61. Lollerskate | 11:13 pm |

    Short-wave room inside the body in the gynecology section.

  62. David | 11:33 pm |

    The person of the creating this sign can be found microwaving and melting in the planned parenting room.

  63. Jerome | 11:39 pm |

    Well i see were the barron doesnt teach…. but im looking for where he does

  64. OCH | 11:44 pm |

    No X-ray room?

  65. Josh | 1:10 am |

    I really want to see this “Super Room Of B” =]

  66. Pete | 2:37 am |

    “Bob* | 8:00 pm | said: “At least is free.”

    Bob, free does NOT mean “better”. I’ve BEEN in a hospital in China. You get what you pay for there Believe me, you DON’T want to get sick and have to go to a hopsital in China!

  67. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    LZT = Large Zenith Telescope. It uses a mirror just like the vagina check room.

  68. Yugan | 8:27 am |

    It’s all part of their program to keep the population down.

  69. Atli Hafsteinsson | 8:39 am |

    The sea has always been a big supporter of the knife treatment…

  70. nyna | 9:51 am |

    Finally, a place where I can check my vagina mirror! I’ve been having to lig this thing all over the place. =P

  71. Max | 1:05 pm |

    I wonder, why is gynecology the only section of this hospital that need “observation room”… I guess there are lots of “kinki kids” around…

    Also – just for the record – no hullabaloo in the hospital. Those who don’t comply will be sent to the microwave treatment…

  72. Bob* | 6:20 pm |

    @Pete – It was meant to be funny..thanks for killing it.

  73. Pete | 7:36 pm |

    @Bob – you’re welcome since I obviously had no idea it was intended as humor or meant to be serious. OK, so, my bad.

  74. d17nk | 11:01 pm |

    Super room of B is for people with super large breasts.

  75. Kuro | 9:38 am |

    Super room of /b/?! Help!

  76. kitsune | 12:07 pm |

    Person of Gynecological flows? Now that’s an impressive job title, even though it’s probably just the name for the poor janitor who has to clean up after someone’s water breaks.

  77. kitsune | 12:39 pm |

    The mammary glands section seems to be quite popular.

  78. kitsune | 12:39 pm |

    Don’t call the urology sections, they will just make you hold.

  79. ccppfan | 8:59 pm |

    weeeeelll……

    *cough*

    Some Chinese (not me) don’t really know English.

  80. piss | 9:56 pm |

    Cashier’s office?OFFICE?

  81. Sexual Harassment Company | 12:04 am |

    I had to have a checkup in the vagina mirror room once.

  82. Cubsfann | 9:04 am |

    Two step plan to reforming health care:
    1. Gynecology observation room
    2. $10 admission for Gynecology observation room

  83. unicode | 1:58 am |

    For anyone interested, Super room of B, aka B-Ultra room, means “Type-B Ultrasonic” room

  84. Flying_Banana | 3:42 am |

    “‘LZT’ leads to melt the room”
    How can a few letters melt a room?
    Rofl

  85. MattShortForBob | 6:52 am |

    Objects in vagina mirror are smaller than they appear.

  86. Spinyfish | 11:17 am |

    The urology room and the melt room are the same!

  87. Spencer | 10:14 pm |

    Imagine if the sea level lowered. What would support the knife treatment room?
    Think of the poor knives. Stop global warming.

  88. Matteria | 4:41 am |

    Super room of B!

  89. AngelofChaos | 6:33 pm |

    I had no idea Willy Wanka owned a hospital in China!

  90. twiddleFig | 10:27 pm |

    i wish there was a vagina mirror check room at my doctor’s :(

  91. White Magic | 9:09 am |

    I’m just glad its not “the super room of /B/”. otherwise that hospital is screwed. And if it is, in before “wuts dat?”

  92. Kitsune | 9:22 pm |

    Does this place have a bathroom?

  93. Captian Katsura | 3:00 am |

    Its in the Microwave Room. I’m sure of it.

  94. dagny taggert | 7:35 am |

    Forget the liquid room… I need to find the solid room fast!

  95. dirty bacon | 9:43 am |

    Ooh, I think I’ve got it!

    It was the barren who does not teach…
    with the sea-supported knife…
    in the vagina mirror check room!

    Suck it Col. Mustard.

  96. fixit | 8:03 am |

    – – – we will raise the efficiency factor of this clinic by putting a partition between the doctor’s office and the nurse’s station.

  97. fixit | 8:06 am |

    Accidents on the road suddenly spiked when Ford and GM mistakenly installed vagina mirrors in their 2010 trucks!

  98. Lauren | 11:36 pm |

    a liquid room….interesting…….not so sure about that vagina mirror check room tho…..

  99. Detective Kitty | 5:47 pm |

    the vagina mirror check room…make sure to check that vagina mirror…

  100. rebelsmileygirl | 12:08 am |

    I got it ! What is in the Super room of B is all the men on break on the other side of the Vagina mirror check room! Watch out ladies you’re on candid camera!

  101. Eilis | 3:29 pm |

    They have a microwave room? What are they gonna do, microwave people? Yes, I’m sure that’ll cure them… in a dead kind of a way…

  102. The B Man | 12:59 am |

    Gynecology Observation – Better than the Movies!

  103. wowman | 6:37 am |

    i wonder what is the vagina mirror check room.

  104. ;ohnsonsan | 11:03 pm |

    The super room of 8 was the original experimentation room for the Fantastic 4

  105. omgitsbritney | 8:59 am |

    The knife treatment room is proudly supported by…the sea!

  106. Super Room of B | 1:10 pm |

    Super Room of B = B-mode Ultrasound Room

  107. iM CRAZY!! | 9:14 pm |

    NUMBER 1 HEALH CARE in CHINA iN Engrish that means DONT GO!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  108. Riley | 6:44 pm |

    Help!

  109. 玫玫 | 11:13 am |

    Maybe they microwave dead bodies . . . ?

  110. mickeygreeneyes | 8:19 pm |

    The ultimate menu for the pervert who has everything!

  111. don | 8:22 am |

    either they microwave the dead bodies for food or they just go to the LZT melt room for cremation…

  112. - | 8:32 am |

    what doo they mean by “liquid room”?

  113. coffeebot | 1:59 pm |

    It puts the vagina mirror in the basket or it gets the knife treatment.

  114. DrLex | 6:07 am |

    If I’m looking for the toilet, should I go to the “Tiny treatment room of OK” or the “Lose the liquid room”?

  115. Pineapple61 | 9:25 pm |

    LZT = li zi tai = titanium ions
    Leads to melt the room = fusion
    Get the idea?

  116. Bren | 5:05 pm |

    Lol, the way to the normal “doctor’s office” is found at the bottom 😀

  117. memots | 1:54 am |

    WTF is “The sea supports the knife” room??

  118. SpicyChick | 1:50 pm |

    Go to lose the liquid room if you want to lose some water weight

  119. steve wong | 8:29 am |

    I bag the mammary glands section

  120. Najmi | 11:49 pm |

    i hope the microwave room is not too hot

  121. Ericka | 9:24 pm |

    The microwave room looks fun

  122. Kiwi | 2:07 am |

    I don’t think I’d enjoy the vagina mirror check room..

  123. Strill | 4:35 am |

    I bet they have grandstands in the gynecology observation room.

  124. Harald | 6:44 am |

    If you get sick in Taiwan you are screwed. 😀

  125. Dermot | 10:15 am |

    Excuse me, I’m looking for the c*nt who made this sign.

  126. amoeba | 8:51 pm |

    just like in willy wonka
    if you lick the wall it tastes like asian

  127. Lwoo | 9:35 pm |

    Dead man watching or watching till death

  128. MBH | 1:35 pm |

    I’ll be happy to work at the “vagina check mirror room”!

  129. liam1224 | 2:12 pm |

    “LZT leads to melt the room” will soon become a Liquid room

  130. Ally Kat | 8:14 pm |

    Caution: vaginas in the mirror are closer than they appear.

  131. takatomon | 1:35 pm |

    gynecology observation room? let me get my camcorder! cha ching!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    i’m not a doctor, but i play one in gynocologist waiting rooms
    ——————————————————————————————–
    our modern hospital boasts TWO microwave rooms for all of your instant ramen noodle needs
    ——————————————————————————————–
    “two stinkin’ microwave rooms and here they stick me in this tiny…”
    ——————————————————————————————–
    gynocology flows the operating room? EWWWWWWWWW!
    ——————————————————————————————–
    urology > prescription > lose the liquid room “aw crap! which bottle is which? i can’t read this, it’s in chinese!”
    looks like we got another stabbing victim to dump in the ocean
    ——————————————————————————————–

  132. Squidblender | 8:31 pm |

    Dr. Meng, what a good idea of yours to upgrade the Room of B to a Super Room of B! Oh, and you’re needed in Gynecology Observation.

  133. Kat | 4:28 pm |

    “I’m okay, really. I don’t want to bother a busy doctor. I’ll just go to the vagina mirror room and patch things up myself.”

  134. the-one-and-only | 6:30 am |

    ….shame on you – and you thought
    Willy Wonka only made chocolate….

  135. Tristan | 3:39 am |

    No,” LSD” leads to the room melting

  136. Gerson | 1:52 am |

    The vagina check room?

    I have no idea what this all means, but I know what I like.

  137. Kristine | 8:34 am |

    I wish we had Super Rooms in my hospital…

  138. Sho | 11:36 am |

    Excuse me nurse … Which way to the short-wave room INSIDE the body?

  139. snackycakez | 7:48 pm |

    Wait a minute… the cashier get’s their own office?

  140. Ric | 7:35 am |

    An entire section just for Planned Parenthood? This must be China!

  141. harpy | 10:48 am |

    “I’ll meet you in the Super Room of B, as soon as I check my vagina mirror… Ummm… Do I tip the check person?”

  142. Riri | 11:18 am |

    Huh………aLiquid room and a Lose the Liquid room…………What about a Lose the liquid Melting room!

  143. John | 2:08 pm |

    gynec observation room – call me when cheerleaders have their next physical!

  144. Nancy Steiger | 2:48 pm |

    Notice that they have written “cashier’s office” correctly!

  145. Gimelik | 1:56 am |

    Microwave Room

  146. Biff the Understudy | 4:17 pm |

    Short wave treatment room: where you can listen to the soothing sound of Morse code on the 40 meter band.

  147. Harry | 5:55 am |

    I suspect the barren in the “super room of B” with the vagina mirror.

  148. Samuel Orman-Chan | 5:19 am |

    Which way is the x-ray room then?

  149. Myself | 2:55 pm |

    Good thing the short-wave room is outside the body at this hospital. I hate having to have the short-wave room inside the body. It’s terribly invasive and I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s even for.

  150. Myself | 2:57 pm |

    The Republican Congress attempted to get rid of the Planned Parenthood Section – unfortunately, they couldn’t read Chinese, so they ended up defunding the gynecology observation room instead.

  151. Myself | 2:59 pm |

    They probably named the “Lose the liquid room” that because it’s where you end up after getting thoroughly confused by this sign on your way to the liquid room. (Which may just be a swimming pool – or may not)

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