You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

posted on 29 Nov 2009 in Toys

It’s all wonderful until someone shoots an eye out…

Photo courtesy of Reuben Miller.

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  1. ngyonghan | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look! A new hybrid sniper/shotgun rifle! Suits every styles, it’s really wonderful!”

  2. Jay | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fully Automatic for the People.

  3. Algernon | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for shooting out of the back of cars

  4. John Tranbo | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish my wife thought that way…

  5. J-Luke | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judging from the looks of that rifle butt this is a real ghetto blaster…

  6. jazzy | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Permit required in California.

  7. coffeebot | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the New World Order is really FUN!

  8. beechoak | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Sarah Palin! Buy now and get a free copy of “The Rogue” while supplies last!

  9. Classic Steve | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every apostrophes fully absent!

  10. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ideal for punctuation.

  11. Marc | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Black is the new olive green

  12. Jetsuzu | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes a perfect gift for those grammar nazis!

  13. TJ | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says “wonderful” like that flimsy shoulder-strap.

  14. Nicholas | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have the right to bear WOMDERFUL arms…

  15. Nicholas | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I mean WONDERFUL…

  16. TJ | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s funny; the packaging changes the product from “suckish toy-gun” to “suckish toy-lazer.”

  17. TJ | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m more interested in the upper-right corner of the picture, where there is a box with an entirley different product that seems to say “So FFun.”

  18. Yugan | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your kids started early for an exciting, rewarding career as a sniper! Isn’t that wonderful!?

  19. DrLex | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A semi-automatic shotgun with a sniper scope. Now you can aim at something from a mile away and hit absolutely nothing! Isn’t that just fully wonderful?

  20. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Telescopic sights serve a purpose. The furthur away you can shoot someone, the less chance you may regard them as another person.
    At present, the American forces in Afghanistan hold the record at 2,630 yards, using a McMillan Tic Tac 12.5.

    Isn’t technology wonderful? (I am a firearms owner – for the record)

  21. CallieWL | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, there’s a deer on the package, a bald eagle, and an Indiana Jones-type man. Are the animals supposed to be targets? Because no way would Indy shoot a bald eagle!

  22. kitsune | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that’s the eagle from the Cobert Report

  23. kitsune | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ack.. .Colbert Report… stupid typos

  24. kringo | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Union every styles shoot YOU!

  25. Chuck | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ralph: And the record is 2,657 yards (1.51 mi) using a McMillan Tac-50 by Canada’s PPCLI.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMillan_Tac-50

    The PPCLI also has a Presidential (then Distinguished) Unit Citation earned in Kprea.

  26. Chuck | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or even Korea !

  27. Rambo | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That style is only semi-wonderful.

  28. Derived Form Italian | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TJ, the So FFUN toy is the Joyful Trouser Snake by Rattel. Make to scare freinds! Enjoy happy feelings! It’s a real hit.

  29. Lora | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like just the kind of toy the guy in the red suit would put under the Christmas tree… not Santa, the OTHER guy in the red suit!

  30. Lora | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A realistic-looking toy weapon that’s sure to make the kiddies scream with joy. Here’s to a safe and peaceful holiday season…

  31. Neman | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please DO NOT use to clean out ears.

  32. StarBase10 | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every gun’s wonderful… until someone disarms your weapon or shot you using the SVD Dragunov!

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