8-hour operation; 30-second meal.

29 captions

1. 

   Jay | 3:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s OK, I got a side order of Wu Dan Blasting Powder.

2. 

   Algernon | 3:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is a meal to open the sluices at both endes

3. 

   Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Chinese has much to learn from the French farmers’ strikes.

4. 

   J-Luke | 4:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is what?

5. 

   beechoak | 4:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   … due to too much meat & potatoes and not enough roughage.

6. 

   dangevin | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Looks like it’s true: chewing gum really doesn’t ever digest.

7. 

   Ralph. Hamilton | 4:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   There will be no blockage, now he has had his guts removed.

8. 

   Globe Trotter | 5:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If that was the small farmer’s blockage, can you imagine what the big farmer’s blockage must look like???

9. 

   Ralph. Hamilton | 6:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   How would you like your lower tract cooked?

10. 

    jjhitt | 7:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m sorry, but my insurance dropped me after the last menu.

11. 

    Grifter | 7:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    ….missing a verb.

12. 

    Chuck | 7:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yes Algernon. If you can’t wash it out, at least you can wash it down with bottle of Chateau Chunder.

13. 

    DECMATH | 7:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We need to ask Bill Clinton what this means.

14. 

    Pete | 8:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If I’m reading the Chinese right, it actually says “Farmer’s Little Meat Stir-fry” or something similar.

    So “blockage” is from……??

15. 

    jjhitt | 9:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Small Farmer is one mental image.
    Farmer’s Little Meat is a totally different mental image.

16. 

    Jetsuzu | 11:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This guy could use a bombing enema.

17. 

    Kitsune | 12:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Damn, Jetsuzu beat me to the enema bombing comment

18. 

    Lollerskate | 1:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh my, that “18″ sure means that something naughty is in the making.

19. 

    Jetsuzu | 5:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Kitsune: Simply a stroke of luck. I’m positive you’ll come up with something better next post.

20. 

    Kitsune | 9:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is that better or worse than the “Large Farmer’s Blockage?”

21. 

    Yogesh Damle | 11:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The vegetable in the dish has a bacterium-

    bloc-coli

22. 

    Satellite Heart | 11:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I didn’t order this! Where’s my Farm Hand’s Kidney Stone?!

23. 

    Yugan | 9:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Pete: ‘blockage’ refers to the translator’s state of mind. Is.

24. 

    DieselDragon | 7:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …Now on special offers – Two dining for only ¥999!

25. 

    DieselDragon | 7:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …A painful consequence of not cooking the Turkey properly!

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

26. 

    engrish667 | 9:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is actually a sweet and sour pork fillet. Its quite tasty

27. 

    coffeebot | 9:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Garnished with MSG and cholesterol

28. 

    3DOMan | 5:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    One man’s intestinal blockage is another man’s meal!

29. 

    does it matter ? | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    he should have ordered the bombing enema

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