Also, enjoy Near-Beer as well.

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   Alex Sortor | 3:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   great, where is the non-smoking section?

2. 

   Daniel Seres | 3:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Cigarette? Yes, please, I just quit non-smoking.

3. 

   KinkyTom | 3:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So I can still do Crack?

4. 

   Algernon | 3:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Come to where the flavor is!

5. 

   CoolTapes | 3:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Nice to know there won’t be any peer pressure.

6. 

   Marc | 3:53 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Non Smoking allowed? Does that mean in other places, you have to smoke?

7. 

   Ralph. Hamilton | 4:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Yes. Outside marked zones smorking is compulsory.

8. 

   Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Non-prostitute also welcome!

9. 

   Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Family men not allowed!

10. 

    beechoak | 4:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, thank goodness! I’m so not craving a cigarette!

11. 

    beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You mean I can stop any time I feel like it?

12. 

    beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sign found outside a smokers club.

13. 

    Grifter | 6:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well as long as you don’t HAVE to….

14. 

    Pete | 6:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Boss, this customer must be lost…says he was looking for the medical marijuana bakery.

15. 

    coffeebot | 6:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They’re positively not against partial abstinence.

16. 

    Xila31 | 7:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Finally! A room with a little fresh air.

17. 

    Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oops-sorry, I was looking for the “non-smorking” section.

18. 

    Chuck | 8:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can’t Drink. Can’t Smoke. What can ya do ?

19. 

    Lollerskate | 2:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I smork very quiet then.

20. 

    Brandon | 4:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This sign must be in a casino.

21. 

    DieselDragon | 7:35 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    …But as it’s my house, and I’m a smoker, I’m afraid you’ll have to non-smoke in the garden.

22. 

    DieselDragon | 7:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m getting mixed messages…

23. 

    Kaonashi | 7:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thank God they didn’t prohibit both!

24. 

    Duck | 10:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Guess you have to be a smoker who isn’t smoking to get in …

25. 

    Starguy | 1:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So, You are allowed to not smoke?

26. 

    Lollerskate | 3:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Not undenying to drink tobacco is however prohibited.

27. 

    O Danny Boi | 2:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No Injins though!

28. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Eventually, they discovered that the temporary feel of elated liberation didn’t compensate for the peer pressure, and went back to “No Smorking”.

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