Coming for you!

posted on 25 Dec 2009 in Stationery

Pack your bags kids…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Brandly.
Christmas card from Japan.
(Originally posted Christmas Day, 2005)

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  1. HeyThereItsEric | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You BETTER watch out!

  2. Lollerskate | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …Better not cry!

  3. Rayquaza | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re going to find out who’s naughty or nice…

  4. pech | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy! Please don’t make me sit on Santa’s lap! I’ll be good! I promise!

  5. 4EvALif3 | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …Santa claus is coming, for you.

  6. Cheelybean | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Damnit now the kids are going to be awake ALL night!

  7. Jori | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  8. Jori | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If a fat man comes to your house tonight, and puts you in a bag. Don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  9. Jori | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle Santa wants you.

  10. Lora | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And he brings you candy hearts, just in time for Valentine’s Day!

  11. Algernon | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beard or heart

  12. Lollerskate | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Parents: There’s a shortage of elfish workforce due to harsh winters. Have a nice holiday.

  13. Pete | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohhhh, GREAT. Santa turns into Rambo.
    JUST what I wanted for X-mas.

  14. Pete | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anybody else notice that this Santa bears a striking resemblance to the Travelocity Roaming Gnome?

    Christmas things that make you go “Hmmmmm…..”

  15. onoaididanto! | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One interpretation of this would catapult it right to the Adult Engrish section….

  16. Algernon | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This weeks entertainment at the Hotel BJ

  17. dangevin | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He watches you when you’re sleeping…wait, that’s not right.

  18. motordog | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Your holly-jolly nightmare is just beginning…

  19. Chuck | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.”

    Then I closed the door and pulled the pillow over my head.

  20. Terry | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, Chrissie! Santa Claus came for you, but you weren’t here. He left you a present. It’s in this tissue.

  21. Xila31 | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “If you have to pee, you’d better go now. We’re not stopping this slay for nothing!”

  22. Satellite Heart | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa wants your delicious brains….

  23. KinkyTom | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia San-

    *gets kidnapped by Santa Claus*

  24. Ralph. Hamilton | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In North Korea, if you do not follow the teachings of our glorious leader, Santa will really come looking for you.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa comes?? He is so fat and out of condition, that I am surprised that the can even get it up.

  26. Pete | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a crowded shopping mall.
    When he thought the kiddies and no one else was looking, he took AT&T’s advice, and reached out and touched someone.

    She jumped, shrieked, turned around and screamed at him “Santa PAWS!”.

    (Drumroll please. OK, OK…what were y’all expecting when I’m comatose from X-mas dinner??!!)

  27. coffeebot | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And he only comes once. A year.

  28. Scott | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello gorgeous! Come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that comes up!

  29. Chris | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or ar you just happy to see me?

  30. Chris | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You must have encouraged him somehow…

  31. Etheral | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    With his neverending bag of gifts..

  32. Marc | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask not for whom Santa comes, he comes for YOU!!!!

  33. Jason | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like the tripods, If you’re waiting for the most valuable gift you want, santa comes for you out of nowhere and snag your wishlist without your gift.

  34. lol | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “In his house at the North Pole, dead Cthanta lies dreaming.”

  35. O Danny Boi | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! Santa! Stop it! You’re making a mess all over my couch!

  36. fixit | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why the elves look disturbed.

  37. da rachel | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew he was a stocker

    ” santa clause is comin’ to town ” !

  38. James, MD | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Next year, it’ll be Santa Claus cums on you!

  39. IamMeIamI | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa! ♪
    He come to town! ♪
    Come to save ♪
    The princess Zelda ♪
    Gannon took her away ♪
    And now the children won’t play ♪
    But they will, when Santa save the day ♪
    Hallelujah! ♪

  40. Name by which you call it, it occurs where you wish. | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of rupture, this bag will be empty. RESENT spinners! The end of the world is night before Christmas.

  41. Ken | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Then, he rolls over and smokes a cigarette…

  42. Lilly Todd | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    guess even Samara takes the holidays off…

  43. gonovox | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa Claus comes for town

  44. Brian | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds like the title of a scary Law & Order SVU episode.

  45. Brian | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Uhm, no that’s okay Santa… you really don’t need to stop at my place this year. I’m, uh, I’m good… don’t need any presents this year.

  46. Brian | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He sees you when you’re sleeping
    He knows when you’re awake…

    No, seriously, he does… and he doesn’t care either way.

  47. Paan | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa Claus is coming to GET you!!!

  48. Edmund McCarthy | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping.

  49. Edmund McCarthy | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s making a fist..clenching it tight. He’s going to do something naughty tonight.

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