Congrats, now STFU and GTFO.

posted on 6 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and then the CFO was like, LOL and I was ROLFLMAO.

Photo courtesy of Nancy Lara.

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  1. Jetsuzu | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OMFG no wai!! u won! ROFL

  2. Jay | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not your usual WTF. It’s extraordinary.

  3. Jay | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    d00d I feel so l337 to say ROLFLMAO = acronym FAIL.

  4. Ageless | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ROLFLMAO = Roll On Linoleum Floor Laughing My Ass Off ? :D

  5. John Tranbo | 2:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Appealing to kids since 1972!

  6. dangevin | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to know WTF that trophy is supposed to be shaped like.

  7. Algernon | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well DILLIGAF and WOFTAM

  8. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here we have a Japanese guy presenting former US Attorney General Alberto Gonzoles with a statue of the Virgin Mary draped with the Mexican Flag and it all takes place in Cairo Egypt… WTF isn’t Strong enough… this is a HFSWTF.

  9. jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty extraordinary eyebrows, too.

  10. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG… right here, in this little orange box.

  11. Someone | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF is this I don’t even

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am wordless by tis shocking photo

  13. beechoak | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations! You have won the WTF Golden Dildo Award!

  14. beechoak | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and the award goes to the inventor of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” buttery spray!

  15. Marc | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I often think WTF at council meetings

  16. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF should be the motto of all committee meetings.

  17. Ralph. Hamilton | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually they are all members of the Fukawi tribe. They spend all their life running around in little circles yelling: WTF = We’re The Fukawi.

  18. Grifter | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF FTW!

  19. Singaporean | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And that receiver is scolding (KNN CCB) (Singapore lingo) (Translation: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knn
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ccb
    )

  20. TJ | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG! I can’t believe I won! I am SOOOOOOOO going to tell my BFF, Jill. Starbucks, anyone?

  21. BeadyEl | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The US needs to establish a WTF council…

  22. TJ | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beady, they had one. Between 2000-2008.

  23. TJ | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ignore that last one.
    Beady, we had one. Between 2000-2008.

  24. Chuck | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ralph: Or as a question… “Where the Fukawi ?!”

  25. Etheral | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is this council that makes all the engrish in the world

  26. Gonzo | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, TJ (and thus Beady), the previous US WTF council have been superseded by an even more powerful WTF council. In either case I am left asking, “WTF happened to all my money?” …and they’re like, “ROFLMAO, STFU!”

  27. Captian Katsura | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF are you guys smiling at? And WTF are you holding? STFU, that was a rhetorical question. GTFO of my sight now!

  28. Nicholas | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF does your local council do with their time on the public payroll? SFA (sweet F All) that’s what!

  29. nicoffeine | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best part of the meeting is the OMGWTFBBQ. After that, they all get in the ROFLCOPTER and GTFO.

  30. Lollerskate | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOLLERSKATES

  31. coffeebot | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    brought to u by CEOILF

  32. nirvgardengod | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its a silver martini shaker and humungous ribbon on your lapel award for first place in eyebrow shaving,,,or what gonzo said,,,

  33. Grey | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re happy because they just closed a partnership with OMG.

    http://www.omg.org/

    No, really :)

  34. Lora | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the the morning and early afternoon meetings its called the WTH (for “Heck”) Council…

  35. DieselDragon | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    d00d…This Engrish truly r0xx0rz, IMO! :)
    (Now WTF is todays Engrish late again? ;) )

  36. Recoil | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF, as in “WTF is this council about anyway?”.

  37. Factually | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF is wrong with these guys?
    (WTF could actually stand for World Taekwon Do Federation)

  38. asian | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF

    World Taekwondo Federation

    International governing body, competition, and event information.

    http://www.wtf.org/

  39. Alan | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Couldn’t somebody have dropped these guys a clue when they were naming their organization and deciding upon the acronym WTF? It IS an international organization, ferheavensakes. Didn’t ANYONE at the meeting speak up and suggest that, well, maybe some other acronym might be better?

  40. sheng | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmm….maybe they meant WTF taekwondo…

  41. TKD | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF (World Taekwondo Federation) has existed longer than the internet acronyms, but it’s still funny. I’m a student of the style ;)

  42. Cuno | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    World Tofu Fair is back again.

  43. fixit | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how come that guy is not very happy to receive the most coveted copper dildo?

  44. Poisson | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So wait….what does a CFO do then?

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