Contraceptive interceptor

posted on 31 Dec 2009 in Toiletries

If you get the reference, chances are you don’t need these anyway…

Photo courtesy of Abe Lee.
Condoms from Japan.

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  1. dangevin | 3:12 am |

    Transformers…more than beats the meat.

  2. dangevin | 3:17 am |

    Some assembly required. Caution: excessive force may result in breakage.

  3. Ralph Hamilton | 3:19 am |

    What is a “78”???

  4. Algernon | 3:35 am |

    The 78 series far better than the 69

  5. BigFatCat | 3:48 am |

    This is the Gundam series. series 78 is the prequel to the Gundam 0079 series.

  6. J-Luke | 4:02 am |

    Concepticons…transform!

  7. Spoony | 5:02 am |

    Beware of STDs… Sexually Transmitted Decepticons

  8. beechoak | 5:06 am |

    Hey, if Joe Camel appealed to teenage smokers, can you imagine what THESE things could do?

  9. beechoak | 5:07 am |

    If you don’t have survive, you could have pregnancy or STD.

  10. beechoak | 5:08 am |

    Distributed by Wefukyung Enterprises.

  11. beechoak | 5:10 am |

    Is that a blaster in your hand or are you just glad to see me?

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 5:10 am |

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s the prick of steel.

  13. beechoak | 5:10 am |

    Protective coverings for ALL your accoutrements.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 5:13 am |

    I don’t think I keed knee-joints in my condoms.

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 5:15 am |

    need* {Oh for an edit button}

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 5:17 am |

    Caution. Excessive farce may result in hysterics.

  17. Lollerskate | 5:35 am |

    His action figure wold be a best-seller… even if it couldn’t shoot anything.

  18. beechoak | 5:38 am |

    Concepticon says: Be prepared for Copulation Season!

  19. beechoak | 5:39 am |

    Neutron-powered for added stimulation.

  20. jjhitt | 5:59 am |

    You haven’t been done until you’ve been done by a giant robot, baby.

  21. jjhitt | 6:12 am |

    Cats: You are on the way to erection.
    Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Captain: What you say !!

  22. Grifter | 6:14 am |

    Deus “Ex-tra Large” Machina

  23. DanM | 7:38 am |

    You know this thing transforms into a dildo….right?

  24. jjhitt | 7:41 am |

    Forget the bedroom… this could make water balloon fight history!

  25. jjhitt | 7:41 am |

    Does it grow in the dark?

  26. tekleader | 7:59 am |

    Makes putting on a condom FUN!

  27. BeadyEl | 8:02 am |

    Oh come on, do you HAVE to survive???

  28. KinkyTom | 8:33 am |

    7 pieces?

    DO I HAVE TO BUILD MY CONDOM!?

  29. gbear | 8:58 am |

    They are using cartoons to sell condoms to kids. That character’s name is “Dickhead”

  30. Someone | 10:05 am |

    Gundam Wing’s predecessor: Condom Wing

  31. jjhitt | 10:45 am |

    KinkyTom: DO I HAVE TO BUILD MY CONDOM!?

    A: If you build it, they will come.

  32. Brian | 11:50 am |

    Judging from the robot’s codpiece, that condom’s going to be a bit loose on him…

  33. Christine | 1:16 pm |

    Ya just gotta love the angry face…..he’s about to get sex, what’s he so pissed about????

  34. Christine | 1:22 pm |

    That’s alot of rockets to get off….

  35. Pete | 1:45 pm |

    Well that’s ONE definition of a copulation explosion…

  36. Duck | 2:37 pm |

    One thing is for sure … that’s NOT a blaster in his pocket and the robot IS happy to see you!

  37. Chuck | 3:42 pm |

    Why don’t the girls take me seriously any more ?

  38. Xila31 | 3:45 pm |

    A huge advancement from the NoSex-10 chastity belt.

  39. kitsune | 4:30 pm |

    He’s there for your protection.

  40. jjhitt | 4:41 pm |

    Are those breasts poking out his diaper?

  41. Satellite Heart | 5:04 pm |

    Starscream got laid he’s been bragging about it ever since…

  42. Lollerskate | 7:17 pm |

    PROPHYLUS PRIME

  43. anon | 2:44 pm |

    Do I have what it takes to survive?
    WELL… the condom does look like a missle…
    I dunno.

  44. Em | 5:59 pm |

    Earn your existence!

  45. theillien | 1:38 pm |

    This would be the Gundam SEED Stopper brand.

  46. SEED | 5:55 pm |

    These are quite a bit ahead of their time, given that they’re only for Newtypes…

  47. ithinkiatetoomuch | 7:48 pm |

    7 pieces, one for each day of the week!

  48. coffeebot | 5:32 am |

    What are the condoms that are not type sex for?

  49. coffeebot | 5:33 am |

    If your 14 year old boy is still wearing Transformer Underoos he’ll need a pack of these.

  50. DropkickMurphy | 4:51 pm |

    Those guns wouldn’t really do anything….

  51. James | 11:12 pm |

    Beware the Decepticondoms!

  52. Burner-egg | 4:30 am |

    Hmmm.. so that’s how giant robots use condoms….

  53. Iggy | 9:33 am |

    (Wrong Gundam, but…)

    This surely takes Burning Finger to a whole new level of meaning.

  54. 3DOMan | 4:54 am |

    This ad is enough to scare anyone enough to never have sex again

    DO YOU WANT SURVIVE

  55. {CB}Marsupial Vomit | 12:51 pm |

    I only count 6 condoms and one isn’t even attached. I think the 7 pieces statement is a cake…

  56. O Danny Boi | 2:29 am |

    WTF do coneheads have to do with robots?

  57. fixit | 8:30 pm |

    SEVEN PIECES??? SEVEN FREAKIN’ PIECESSSS? WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW MORNING?

  58. phoenixx | 1:24 am |

    move over trojan man…

  59. Which you call it. arrives at the place you appear. | 1:19 pm |

    I have tried types 1 thru 70, but with only 7 pieces, I don’t don’t know how I can reach 78.

  60. MalachiJones | 11:59 am |

    Some assembly required.

  61. heyhey | 1:34 am |

    C’mon look at this robot he’s clearly overcompensating for something. Maybe he has a little trouble with the original piece of equipment he was packaged with? What would you call a robot with erectile dysfunction?

  62. Old Man | 6:41 pm |

    7 pieces? I thought they already came assembled…

  63. Brian | 8:11 am |

    This one need to be made in to a t-shirt… like, immediately!

  64. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:41 pm |

    For Sperman only

  65. Marum | 8:58 am |

    They come in kit form, so thy still require some erection.

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