For the high-end ho

posted on 4 Dec 2009 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Vasu Kengeri.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon | 2:16 am | Vote: 0 0

Also in bitch color
beechoak | 4:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Business attire for the “business” lunch…
stonefieldt | 4:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Just across from the Whore’s Hair Salon, and Hooker Handbags!
Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am | Vote: 0 0

The logo tells you that it’s Ho.
Ralph. Hamilton | 4:24 am | Vote: 0 0

Thigh boots with high heels, and short shorts, look strange on Chinese working girls.
Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am | Vote: 0 0

They just added a new line call Ho’s For Men
Ralph. Hamilton | 4:39 am | Vote: 0 0

Where she gives uncle Ho’s credit card a workout.
rowger | 5:04 am | Vote: 0 0

Used to be Ho & Mo’s, but the customers they got were kind of weird.
Blaze | 5:22 am | Vote: 0 0

It’s not so great. $100 an hour whether you finish shopping or not.
Globe Trotter | 5:24 am | Vote: 0 0

A cut above the bargain store… Ho’s-R-Us!
Brian | 5:35 am | Vote: 0 0

Ho knows fashion!
BeadyEl | 5:37 am | Vote: 0 0

When you walk in they greet you: “Hi ho! Hi ho!”
Chicken Underweaaar | 6:04 am | Vote: 1 0

It is really in the Staten Island Mall
Grifter | 6:15 am | Vote: 0 0

Our prices are a sure Tramp Trap!
kringo | 6:32 am | Vote: 0 0

…because the Gap doesn’t sell CFM boots.
kringo | 6:39 am | Vote: 0 0

Our clothing is pretty loose.
Pete | 6:58 am | Vote: 0 0

Q: Euphemism for 3 women shopping together in that store?
A: “Santa Claus”.

(OK, I admit that blew. Slack please, ain’t drunk my mornin’ coffee yet.)
Pete | 6:59 am | Vote: 0 0

Opening our NEWEST branch store in Trampa, Florida.
coffeebot | 8:06 am | Vote: 0 0

Sir, I think you’re looking for the Pimp’s Boutique
Pete | 8:16 am | Vote: 0 0

Paging Tiger Woods, Paging Tiger Woods…
Chris | 8:22 am | Vote: 0 0

Well…ho, ho, ho!
Classic Steve | 8:37 am | Vote: 0 0

No, I don’t think the late Don Ho had anything to do with this.
Pete | 8:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Yeah, no “Tiny Bubbles” to be found here!
kringo | 8:54 am | Vote: 0 0

Timmy’s coffee and donuts were doing so well, that fashionable women’s clothing was the next logical step.
whirlabou | 9:29 am | Vote: 0 0

Ho’s on third?
willz | 9:49 am | Vote: 0 0

Proudly funded by the Erection Development Organization.
Sexual Harassment Company | 12:05 pm | Vote: 0 0

As for this store it is not prostitute your usual false type of substance and for the sake of it is not.
kitsune | 12:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

I think I know girls who shop there.
Derived Form Italian | 12:37 pm | Vote: 0 0

They’re currently having a sale. All underwear half-off.
jjhitt | 2:09 pm | Vote: 0 0

Booty Shorts by Prada, Gucci and Christian Dior.
beechoak | 3:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

Pimp your wardrobe!
Chuck | 4:23 pm | Vote: 0 0

Puts the “Ho” in “Haute Couture” !
ooklimoogwu | 3:38 am | Vote: 0 0

I wonder if they sell panty Ho’s….
TJ | 4:41 pm | Vote: 1 0

[insert Family Guy reference here]
TJ | 4:42 pm | Vote: 0 0

Open only late at night. When no one’s around.
TJ | 4:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

Every time a security gaurd walks by, all the employees suddenly give the customers directions to the food court.
Vapore | 9:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Oh boy, finally a shop doing agricultural fashion!
Jackson | 10:38 pm | Vote: 0 0

Ho sale!
kitsune | 11:56 am | Vote: 0 0

Ad for their Christmas sale “There no place like Ho’s for the Holidays”
soodb15 | 11:24 am | Vote: 0 0

Year Round Sale! All 90% off.
Ellie | 2:20 am | Vote: 0 0

At least they’re honest.
fixit | 7:12 am | Vote: 0 0

…and remember, at HO’s we don’t sell underwear.
mum | 7:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

“Ho can I help you?”