I blame myself…

posted on 11 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

I don’t know where we went wrong…

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Photo courtesy of Matt Groth.
Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

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  1. John Tranbo | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    First he shut the door on us, the he froze poor Johnny!

  2. Algernon | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Beware the vicious freezers running down the road.

  3. ngyonghan | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    “Help! Our freezers had just gone postal! Call the cops!”

  4. beechoak | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    – Hello, is your freezer running?

    – Nope. Just out of control.

  5. beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Hah! If you think THAT’S cold and psycho, you should meet my wife!

  6. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    It has been geting a lot of ice lately.

  7. Ralph. Hamilton | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    In future we will use Valium in it, instead of Freon.

  8. Jay | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    This is the police, we have the place surrounded, come out with your hams up!

  9. Pete | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    If we can’t rely on a freezer to just CHILL, is there any hope?

  10. Someone | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Things have gotten serious now. Five minutes ago the freezer was empty, now he has taken alot of hostages!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    so is the owner of the store.

  12. Max | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    still, better than that “out of control” toilet …

  13. Ralph. Hamilton | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    It was all due to his childhood.
    His father was a beer fridge,
    And his mother was a drugs safe.

  14. Classic Steve | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone know how to stop it cold?

  15. ooklimoogwu | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I guess I’ll have to get the non-frozen control.

  16. Xila31 | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    And this microwave has been court ordered into anger management.

  17. Globe Trotter | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    You do realize that if the Liberals would just let us discipline our freezers when they are young, we would have fewer problems when they grow up!

  18. coffeebot | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I told him to “just chill” and got a frosty reception.

  19. Kuro | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Shut him in the freezer! I don’t mind, he’s not really my- oh. Um… Chuck him into the sun!

  20. Kuro | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    They told Cirno she was stupid one time too many.
    Nine Balls Later: This Freezer is Out of Control

  21. Yogesh Damle | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Their meats are hung cold…

  22. Dude | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Dude, this freezer’s outta control! It’s, like, totally radical, man!

  23. Jetsuzu | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Fathers, lock up your daughters. The freezer’s on the loose.

  24. Grifter | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It started by giving everyone the cold shoulder, then it turned just downright nasty after that!

  25. kitsune | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone needs a time out.

  26. Weegee | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Talk about a COLD SNAPPER!
    Or…
    Talk about a COLD KILLER!

  27. Sexual Harassment Company | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We would get him helped, but he refuses to see a therapist.

  28. Flamingomoon | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Just like the economy.

  29. Bob* | 5:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it gives me chills!

  30. Chuck | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s from the Regis Philbin appliance series.

  31. Pete | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We suggested he go for counseling but we only got an icy glare in response.

  32. Dane | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Be cool, freezer

  33. Grifter | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “You’re gonna need a bigger shop”

  34. Vapore | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Some say, hes as cold as ice

  35. TJ | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I wonder how a freezer quits cold turkey.

  36. Nicholas | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Terminator, Rise Of The Freezer’

  37. mubd | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s definitely an IGA supermarket, not an Asian supermarket. I shop at one regularly and those tags for discounts and brands of ice cream are definitely not sold at any asian supermarket I know of.

  38. Emy laviosta | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Doctor, My freezer catch a cold..its freezing.. And its outta countrol..

  39. newmetallic | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    PREASE NOT GET CROSE!!!

  40. bob | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    THE FREEZER IS OUTA CONTROL!!! IT WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES AND STEAL EVERYBODY’S LEFT SHOE!!!!

  41. Tae | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    i hate freezer drama.. freezer just needs to chill out

  42. not me | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I was frozen today!!!!!

  43. fixit | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    surely needs help from AAA — Appliances Anonymous Assn.

  44. Ambrioz | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    People today are so indifferent. Such an alarming situation requires at least one !.

  45. nicoandgrady | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll probably think twice before opening this freezer, never know what might happen…

  46. Alissa | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    OMG it’s running around freezing people!! CATCH IT!!

  47. Audinac | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Revenge is a dish best served cold

  48. Niels | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …I think he’s packing heat.

  49. mr whizard | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!

    The Police: FREEEZE!!!!!!!
    The Freezer: (looking pretty confused) Is that some sort of a trick question o sumthn??!!!

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