I blame myself…
posted on 11 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries
I don’t know where we went wrong…
Photo courtesy of Matt Groth.
Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.
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First he shut the door on us, the he froze poor Johnny!
Beware the vicious freezers running down the road.
“Help! Our freezers had just gone postal! Call the cops!”
– Hello, is your freezer running?
– Nope. Just out of control.
Hah! If you think THAT’S cold and psycho, you should meet my wife!
It has been geting a lot of ice lately.
In future we will use Valium in it, instead of Freon.
This is the police, we have the place surrounded, come out with your hams up!
If we can’t rely on a freezer to just CHILL, is there any hope?
Things have gotten serious now. Five minutes ago the freezer was empty, now he has taken alot of hostages!
so is the owner of the store.
still, better than that “out of control” toilet …
It was all due to his childhood.
His father was a beer fridge,
And his mother was a drugs safe.
Anyone know how to stop it cold?
I guess I’ll have to get the non-frozen control.
And this microwave has been court ordered into anger management.
You do realize that if the Liberals would just let us discipline our freezers when they are young, we would have fewer problems when they grow up!
I told him to “just chill” and got a frosty reception.
Shut him in the freezer! I don’t mind, he’s not really my- oh. Um… Chuck him into the sun!
They told Cirno she was stupid one time too many.
Nine Balls Later: This Freezer is Out of Control
Their meats are hung cold…
Dude, this freezer’s outta control! It’s, like, totally radical, man!
Fathers, lock up your daughters. The freezer’s on the loose.
It started by giving everyone the cold shoulder, then it turned just downright nasty after that!
Someone needs a time out.
Talk about a COLD SNAPPER!
Or…
Talk about a COLD KILLER!
We would get him helped, but he refuses to see a therapist.
Just like the economy.
it gives me chills!
Needs more exclamation marks.
It’s from the Regis Philbin appliance series.
We suggested he go for counseling but we only got an icy glare in response.
Be cool, freezer
“You’re gonna need a bigger shop”
Some say, hes as cold as ice
I wonder how a freezer quits cold turkey.
You cannot STOP this freezer, you can only hope to contain it……..
‘Terminator, Rise Of The Freezer’
That’s definitely an IGA supermarket, not an Asian supermarket. I shop at one regularly and those tags for discounts and brands of ice cream are definitely not sold at any asian supermarket I know of.
Doctor, My freezer catch a cold..its freezing.. And its outta countrol..
PREASE NOT GET CROSE!!!
THE FREEZER IS OUTA CONTROL!!! IT WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES AND STEAL EVERYBODY’S LEFT SHOE!!!!
i hate freezer drama.. freezer just needs to chill out
I was frozen today!!!!!
surely needs help from AAA — Appliances Anonymous Assn.
People today are so indifferent. Such an alarming situation requires at least one !.
I’ll probably think twice before opening this freezer, never know what might happen…
OMG it’s running around freezing people!! CATCH IT!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold
…I think he’s packing heat.
HAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!
The Police: FREEEZE!!!!!!!
The Freezer: (looking pretty confused) Is that some sort of a trick question o sumthn??!!!
BEWARE ————-ENERGY DRINK IS INSIDE
And the dairy section is giving me the evil eye!
oh no, someone kidnapped Mr. Freezer! Or was there a boardroom coup in appliance land, and poor Mr. Freezer is no longer Chairman, and is making a last-ditch attempt to regain his position by petitioning the Frozen foods shareholders?
wow! this freezer is out of control! it’s shooting ice at us!
CALL THE COPS QUICK! THIS FREEZER HAS FROZEN 10 PEOPLE ALREADY!
I have this same picture… the funniest part is that it’s from a grocery store in Australia.
that freezer is having WORDAIDS. period. diagnosis final.
Go live from freezers!
yes… he frew a soda can on a customer and frose the cleening lady who was cleaning it, and we dont even mention what he did too the man who went too investigate…
You should never have fed your feezer all that ice cream. It’s too much sugar for one appliance.
At first, we thought it was just a phase it was going through.
He had so much work pressure lately
I’ve told you that Allspark was here somewhere…
- Bumble Bee
He always used to be such a good little freezer…
Have you called the police?
This is what happens when you do too much ice.
is your refrigerator running?
Well you better not let it catch you!!
This freezy is off da HEEZY
help! somebody stop that freezer!
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& our prices are innnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaane!
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HELP! before someone’s gets iced!
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“you generally don’t see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance”
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“ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!”
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i TOLD you you’d void the warranty! but did you listen to me? nooooo!
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that vanilla ice be tweakin’!
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look out! he’s makin’ a move towards the slushy machine!
Do not feed!
You should see the one where they keep the beer
It may attack you if you open it
Just try not making it mad as you get your beverage
ever since the AllSpark was stolen
Probably “Mad in China”. Must use “Polish Guns”