New 100% fiber Wheat Thins

posted on 18 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

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  1. J-Luke | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with syringe instead of chop sticks…

  2. Yugan | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    all for only 8RMB, what a bargain!

  3. coffeebot | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Projectile Fiber!

  4. Brandon | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Helping you drop your “Little Boy” since 1945!

  5. John Tranbo | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead…make my day!

  6. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Wu Dan’s Blasting Powder just isn’t enough.

  7. Christov | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your in-flight meal over Baghdad

  8. beechoak | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not your average “chips & dip”…

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    brought to you by the Al Qaeda of China

  10. beechoak | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight we have appetizers. Tomorrow we have the bombing enema…

  11. beechoak | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you have plenty of the 300-sh*t toilet paper on hand!

  12. Pete | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FOURTH-like explos on belly!

  13. Pete | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For when high colonics just won’t do the trick.

  14. Blaze | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I LOVE the smell of Charmin in the morning!

  15. Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Catch your rectum unaware and unprepared.

  16. Algernon | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you know where you can stick these.

  17. Grifter | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Bathroom Halocaust!

  18. Classic Steve | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I liked ‘em better when they were called “Bran Flakes.”

  19. Chris | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks-with friends like mine, I’ll never need an enema.

  20. Yogesh Damle | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with chilled custurd!

  21. Yogesh Damle | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleeping with the enema.

  22. pamela38 | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you want to paint your bathroom brown.

  23. Kitsune | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Private, when I said we were going to clear out the enemy… this is not what I meant

  24. yeahhh | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about explosive diarrhea…

  25. Lollerskate | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The secret ingredient behind explos on belly.

  26. Ralph. Hamilton | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, waiter! For all the nutrition i get out of this stuff, I might as well stick it up my bum.

  27. jjhitt | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In my country we use a hose…

  28. Jetsuzu | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes great with some nitro glycerin dip!

  29. Jetsuzu | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t light any matches after using the bathroom…

  30. Mint | 11:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s very dangerous to eat.

  31. G | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crush it to get Wu Dan blasting powder.

  32. flamemario12 | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will I die after eating those bombing enema?

  33. fixit | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a bright idea: recyclable food!

  34. does it matter ? | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    not hungry anymore

  35. chieromancer | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have met the enema and he is…wheat thins?!?

  36. Aram in China | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    . . .at least it’s not expolsion belly.

  37. Pedro | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The non-clinical constipation solution… wait, what?

  38. Benny | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One car come,one car go. Two car pengpeng, one car die.

  39. Brenda | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to blow it out your ass!

  40. gonovox | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than Barium Enema. Hit the dirt!

  41. dragonfly lady | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    works way better than the ingrediant Olestra used in potato chips

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