Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

posted on 28 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

How long has it been since your last damn trim?

Photo courtesy of “Bunny”.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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  1. Algernon | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For the hirsute or the hirsute at heart.

  2. Pete | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, this is the GEICO caveman calling…I’d like to make an appointment with my stylist? I need a new look to snag a new gig as soon as I can. Seems the company found some cute little hairless lizard to replace me with. Oh, you CAN see me today? GREAT!

  3. Algernon | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose a Brazilian is out of the question

  4. Ralph Hamilton | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time i went for a free spa, Muhammed Ali came out and punched me several times.

  5. MingTheMerciless | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Damn hairy welcome, damn dirty need not apply”

  6. beechoak | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hangout for rich Greek billionaires in Speedos….

  7. Ralph Hamilton | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Any realtion to Dirty Hairy?

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relation. (damn)

  9. KinkyTom | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those Damn Dirty Apes have their own Damn dirty Spa

  10. Brandon | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a real jungle in here!

  11. Yugan | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    beechoak: clever comment, and I’m glad it’s only the rich Greek billionaires, not the poor Greek billionaires.

  12. tekleader | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your hands off me, you damn hairy ape!

  13. Grifter | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A relaxing retreat for your follicle follies.

  14. Chuck | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t remember. Is that the ex’s favourite esthetician or the legal firm she sicced onto me?

  15. theillien | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn dirty apes welcome.

  16. Chris | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get a friggin’ moustache trim with that?

  17. Xila31 | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear they are frequented by both Sasquatch and Yeti.

  18. Pete | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to mention a certain famous TV Bounty Hunter…

  19. Marc | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think Robin Williams goes there

  20. jjhitt | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is fruitier…
    Here is damn hairy…
    No telling what tomorrow will bring.

  21. beechoak | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YUGAN: Yeah, I noticed the redundancy after I clicked the submit button. I wish we could go back and edit when we discover a mistake in our comments.

  22. coffeebot | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, our pedicurist just got impaled again…

  23. Pete | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does this manicure set have a corkscrew and a bottle opener???

  24. toma | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gush! He’s damn sweaty too!!

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hair hair.

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuganh & Beechoak. If you asked a Greek billionaire he may well reckon he was poor, if he had no sons.

  27. Diddims | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All right, Boo-Boo, it’s time for a trim and massage at the doggie spa.

  28. Diddims | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    C’mon, Bigfoot, I know that you hate a haircut, but you’re so damn hairy! You like the massage, remember?

  29. Diddims | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chewbacca has been dragged here time and again, shrieking.

  30. Diddims | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bring earplugs when it’s time to wax; you can hear ’em screaming from two miles away.

  31. Lollerskate | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Every last inch of me is covered with HAIR!”

  32. 3DOMan | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I dated one girl that could use a trip to this place. Damn them Turkish girls are hairy down there.

  33. fixit | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the last five letters, C-I-O-U-S, fell off during a storm.

  34. don | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hey there’s chewbacca!

  35. Diddims | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @3DOMan: I can imagine that there are plenty of women making similar complaints about men.

  36. Diddims | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my men hairy, but not damn hairy!

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