With his receding hairline, looks like a pom-pom…

posted on 12 Dec 2009 in Clothing

But not as disturbing as him getting my mom that nose-ring…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Lieb.
Sweater found in Japan.

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  1. rowger | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step mother gets tomahawk smacks father in head.

  2. Algernon | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What horizontal or vertical

  3. Jay | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least Grandpa stopped #$%^in’ the spaceshuttle.

  4. Pete | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it didn’t say “Stepfather gets REVERSE mohawk.”
    ‘Coz, like, that’d replace the word “Silly” in Webster’s.

  5. J-Luke | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Midlife crisis hits with full force…

  6. dangevin | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but if he sets one foot back on the tribal reservation, they’ll be waiting.

  7. tj | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I pitty the fool!

  8. beechoak | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    not exactly the preferred method of bonding with the stepkids…

  9. beechoak | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy’s having second thoughts about her new husband.

  10. beechoak | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drawbacks to being a “cougar.”

  11. coffeebot | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and it made Mommy feel sooo young again!

  12. beechoak | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and Stepfather wonders why he still hasn’t met the in-laws!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stepmother gets Botox

  14. Grifter | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sweatshirt was a close shave too I’ll bet.

  15. Vapore | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But we’re not gonna tell you where

  16. Jetsuzu | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and the kids never show their faces in school again.

  17. Xila31 | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In this case “mohawk” is code for “crappy sweater.”

  18. Lollerskate | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …But his ancestors are Shawnee. Outrageous!

  19. Jetsuzu | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s hope this doesn’t get turned into a sitcom.

  20. Thingmaker | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what happens when you pass out on the couch.

  21. Sexual Harassment Company | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sigh… Stepfather needs to learn that he will never be cool, even with a mohawk.

  22. Chuck | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the ugly step-sister was quite relieved to see the stares go somewhere else.

  23. Jetsuzu | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus, any future attempts at getting the kids to take him seriously are subsequently defeated.

  24. TJ | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stepfather gets mohawk.
    Stepfather is in band.
    Stepfather never pays bills.
    Stepfather disappears for weeks on end.
    Mother soon breaks up with stepfather.

  25. kitsune | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He must have gotten hit by those Mohawk grenades from World of Warcraft.

  26. Thuggy D | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stepfather pity the fool

  27. Roxy_Is_Ferox | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grandmother gets a boobjob!

  28. Nicholas | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hanging with my maternal father every other weekend is boring…but my step father is totally cool!

  29. garudamon11 | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you got a mohawk ? i got a shawnee

  30. Anon | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take Indie Band Names for $600

  31. Kevin | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stepkids find electric razor.

  32. Your name here. | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah? Well.while stepdad is off at the barbershop, Mom is doin the Cherokee Strip and gets all kinds of various ethnic attention.

  33. BuzzKirrington | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always wondered who comes up with the slogans for these Engrish t-shits, now I know that its the same guys who write the headlines for ‘The Onion’!

  34. Olivia | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s all dancing to Rock’n Roll. Watch his step.

  35. Chuck | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … film at eleven.

  36. Anu | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I Pity the T-shirt!

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