Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

posted on 27 Dec 2009 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Natsuki Hasegawa.
Found in Okayama, Japan.

42 captions

  1. Pete | 3:22 am |

    Fruits park here. Nuts have to park two blocks down the street.

  2. KinkyTom | 3:58 am |

    Some of those cars do look fruity to me <.<

  3. KinkyTom | 4:00 am |

    ” Here is fruitier”

    So where do the manliest cars go?

  4. Algernon | 4:42 am |

    Mangos or pears

  5. coffeebot | 4:57 am |

    Well, that’s just peachy.

  6. jjhitt | 5:36 am |

    I quit going there after I caught the attendant licking my bumper.

  7. jjhitt | 5:37 am |

    Sugar Frosted Parking Top Level Only.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:24 am |

    Fruitiest Over There ====> Penthouse!!!!

  9. Pete | 6:32 am |

    Announcing the new Engrish game, GUESS THE ALTERNATIVE!

    Some examples to get us started:

    1. Here is Creamier
    2. Here is Meatier
    3. Here is Fishy-er….

    Any others?

  10. J-Luke | 6:44 am |

    I hope the cars don’t rot as fast as fruit does…

  11. beechoak | 7:21 am |

    Parking lot next to the gay bar…

  12. beechoak | 7:21 am |

    The security lights are disco balls…

  13. beechoak | 7:22 am |

    Your parking lot attendants: Bruce, Blaine and Leslie

  14. beechoak | 7:22 am |

    Look at all the light blue Priuses…

  15. Chuck | 7:27 am |

    The other sign says “1F”. That must be the don’t-ask don’t-tell conscription status.

  16. Jay | 8:05 am |

    Parking for flakes is around the back, but they never seem to show up.

  17. Xila31 | 9:33 am |

    Now made from real juice instead of concentrate!

  18. beechoak | 10:26 am |

    So what does the “F” stand for?

  19. beechoak | 10:26 am |

    Fruits use the “rear” entrance…

  20. Classic Steve | 1:16 pm |

    This one here’s a real peach….

  21. Pete | 3:16 pm |

    What are they doing to pack the showroom, handing out free daiquiris or something?

  22. Dude | 4:02 pm |

    Dang! I was looking for “Here is Vegetablier!”

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 9:16 pm |

    There is crappier.

  24. Kirk | 12:33 am |

    freshly picked?

  25. Grifter | 7:31 am |

    Yeah all they sell is lemons.

  26. Grifter | 7:32 am |

    Oops! I don’t read the captions before I post, that was the first one that came to mind how about this one?

    “Our sale events are Apple-paloosas!”

  27. Gappa Goshti | 10:29 am |

    Do check the melons when you approach the receptionist!

  28. Pete | 10:47 am |

    Blowing raspberries at the lemons, but not at the peaches, since they tend to be magnets for cherries. How do ya like THEM apples?

  29. Marc | 10:57 am |

    Are you sure that isn’t in San Fransisco?

  30. Pete | 7:12 pm |

    Which reminds me of that old joke “Whaddaya do if you drop your car keys in San Francisco?”

    Answer: Kick ’em across the Bay Bridge until you’re in Oakland!

  31. Lollerskate | 12:15 am |

    …But it’s fruitirer farthererer!

  32. Emu | 6:02 am |

    Me and my grandma parked there once. Now let’s never speak of it again.

  33. Izzie | 2:27 am |

    Ok, so it’s fruitier there.
    But I won’t be able to sleep tonight until I have worked out what it’s fruitier than.
    It’s going to drive me nuts.

  34. fixit | 8:48 pm |

    No wonder there’s always shortage of Vaseline —

  35. Keizza | 1:01 pm |

    Forget the damn fruit sign….2010 Suzuki Pallette Kei car! in forground…

  36. Perla | 10:37 am |

    TOYOTA HERE

  37. mickeygreeneyes | 9:31 pm |

    Fruitier than the Castro? I don’t think so, Baby Cakes!

  38. Brenda | 2:10 am |

    Better parking for our slightly more limp wristed patrons

  39. Shintarou | 1:48 pm |

    It’s where Richard Simmons would buy his car.

  40. Brett Hawks | 2:17 pm |

    Fresh stuff on the second floor

  41. interval | 8:20 am |

    Disco in the back.

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:35 pm |

    What IF?

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