Yep, those are the recipe for a screwdriver, all right.

posted on 17 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Throw up
Pay up

Photo courtesy of Amanda Hunter.
Sign found in Korea.

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  1. Algernon | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How touchy feely

  2. John Tranbo | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Michael Jackson’s tried and tested method for dealing with children.

  3. Pete | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tiger’s version:

    Tee up, pick up, feel up

  4. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then get wood.

  5. SF | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator screw up.

  6. coffeebot | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Fall down

  7. J-Luke | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like a cool way of dating…

  8. Duck | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Orange juice … the drink of choice for harassers everywhere!

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fed up!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thumbs down!

  11. Ralph. Hamilton | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. Metho and Fanta is a fine drink.

  12. Blaze | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, you can’t come in the club. You need to cool up to come in here!

  13. Globe Trotter | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like a large amount of alcohol to help her lose her inhibitions. Next step… Lock Up!

  14. Grifter | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This drink is gropingly refreshing!

  15. Yogesh Damle | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve upped my glass, up yours!

  16. Classic Steve | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just remember you left fingerprints on the glass….

  17. Marc | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel up? Are we supposed to date rape our drinks here?

  18. jjhitt | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tang with Everclear… breakfast of champions.

  19. Chris | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not just for breakfast anymore

  20. jjhitt | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylant Orange… it’s made from Cool People.

  21. Bob* | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That would be a cool T-Shirt XD

  22. venomlash | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: Goodbye, Blue Monday!

    What kind of fetish makes you feel up a drinking glass?

  23. The Hulk | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    get up
    stand up

  24. Ralph. Hamilton | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Candy is dandy, but llquor is quicker.

  25. detroit mac | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel up chuck

  26. jjhitt | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A totally new meaning to the words “I feel like a drink…”

  27. Vapore | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get arrested
    Have restraining order!

  28. Nicholas | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The order should be as follows:

    1. I make myself look COOL before I hit the party

    2. Then I go out and grope / FEEL UP whomever is down with that

    3. Then PICK UP, go home and GET ON UP.

    Giggidy Giggidy…

  29. Nicholas | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All this “up” business is making me wanna GET DOWN witcha…mmm yeah! Ice cubes be kinky…

  30. Lollerskate | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Face down, as* up, that’s the way I like to *censored*”

  31. Jetsuzu | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel it go down and come back right up.

  32. Riceguy1 | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4. Clean up

  33. ooklimoogwu | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    U2’s less successful sequel to “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.”

  34. Smpmu,pid | 2:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like Nokia’s font…

  35. boooom | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4. Throw up

  36. PG | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that is OJ, shouldn’t it be Hack up? Cut up? Lawyer up?

  37. Eden | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    funny…it’s actually iced coffee (아이스커피). I think when they say ‘feel up’ they mean to ‘feel up’ as in feel hyper/awake. never-the-less, still funny.

  38. nirvgardengod | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    feel up as in feeling good,,haha you people are so literal

  39. fixit | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption stolen from yellow pages under PROSTITUTION.

  40. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4: Knock up.
    5: Marry up.

  41. Fady | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hiccup

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