Beautiful Girls Definition

posted on 20 Jan 2010 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Daniel Halliday.
Found at Japanese clothing store.
Bottom line repeats: “The beautiful girls definition is changed”

43 captions

  1. Jay | 3:07 am |

    Well to start, instead of calling them chicks, they’ll now be known as chuxxx.

  2. Ralph Hamilton | 3:10 am |

    OK OK! What do we now call the ugly ones?

  3. Jay | 3:18 am |

    beau-ti-ful girl, -noun 1. a squirrel that is your best friend because it grabs your nuts.

  4. BigFatCat | 3:22 am |

    Beautiful girls are party crashers. Tell that to Obama.

  5. BigFatCat | 3:23 am |

    Are you talking about Susan Boyle?

  6. Algernon | 3:23 am |

    I suppose it depends on how much you’ve had to drink

  7. dangevin | 3:34 am |

    La-dy Ga-ga: see Bjork

  8. jjhitt | 4:04 am |

    Is that Chu-XXX or Chu-KKK ?
    Either way, the definition is changed, alright.

  9. jjhitt | 4:10 am |

    I’m not staring at you biggesy mammaries, I’m trying to understand your shirt.

  10. LeeJH | 4:27 am |

    I really think the focus should be on “The party killer visit”… is that some who just kills the party itself, or someone who kills AT a party?

  11. Pete | 4:32 am |

    Chuxxx wouldn’t be obvious to the average non-Japanese-speaking Gaijin (foreigner).

    The Japanese equivalent of the sound of a kiss, like “smack” or “buss” in English, is the sound “Chuu”.

    “Chuxxx” really means “kissing sound” plus “XXX” like some women write “XXX” for “kiss kiss kiss” on a letter.

  12. Pete | 4:34 am |

    jjhitt @ 4:10 am: Good one!

  13. beechoak | 4:47 am |

    So, ugly is the new blonde?

  14. beechoak | 4:49 am |

    “I hope the beautiful girls don’t show up; they’ll ruin everything!”

  15. Warren | 5:27 am |

    The bottom line actually says “woman’s” not “girls”.
    Pedantry r us, erm, is I.

  16. coffeebot | 5:39 am |

    Chuuuuxx! Now I can award the beautiful girl!

  17. Katelyn | 6:17 am |

    Don’t let the party killer into your important party.

  18. Xila31 | 6:54 am |

    They only wanted to go to an important party. But then, the killer visit. Coming this summer to a theater near you, “The Beautiful Girls Definition is Changed.”

    Rated R.

  19. Dania | 7:10 am |

    Everyone is dancing, happy, party,
    But Ramses is not dancing, he does not dance at the party.
    He visit late…he is a party killer.

  20. pamela38 | 7:59 am |

    creepy.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:07 am |

    Party killer? Is this shirt for Carrie?

  22. Chris | 8:11 am |

    Alright, who invited Freddy Krueger?

  23. Tom | 9:00 am |

    It’s not definition, it’s defintion. There’s a difference!

  24. A non-ymous | 10:10 am |

    One would hope the definition change would be an upgrade to 1080p.

  25. ez | 10:27 am |

    FYI – “chux” are the blue plastic pads used for incontinent patients in hospitals and nursing homes

  26. WildaBeast | 1:18 pm |

    I guess those Dove ads must have worked.

  27. Lollerskate | 3:40 pm |

    How is the Poker Game affected on this occasion?

  28. Chukkk | 5:10 pm |

    I am lurking nearby, just waiting to visit into your “important” party.

  29. Adelaide | 6:30 pm |

    They’re only gonna do you dirt and make you suicidal, suicidal, when they say it’s over.

  30. CallieWL | 7:53 pm |

    What’s a “defintion”? Is it Engrish code for a certain body part?

  31. Chuck | 10:00 pm |

    You talkin’ to me ? Oh. You said, “Chuxxx.”

  32. Salome | 1:57 am |

    Chuxxx–it’s New Zealand for chicks.

  33. JeV | 3:08 am |

    @CallieWL: good one! Read over it completely

  34. NonAnoN | 2:23 pm |

    Damn, I didn’t get the memo! Is Angelina Jolie still hot?
    Can I keep on fapping to her?

  35. Steve | 11:30 am |

    I saw this slogan in a fortune cookie last week.

  36. hoomy | 1:54 am |

    oh no! somebody called me bueatiful girl some days a go, I hope it is before the change.

  37. Hektor | 8:13 pm |

    Don’t you mean “defintion”?

  38. Atli Hafsteinsson | 3:42 pm |

    Blonde and tanned is SO last year…

  39. Nico | 8:06 pm |

    beware of the party killer

  40. Yeah, the definition usually does … when I get the last one.

  41. phoenixx | 1:12 am |

    dduuuddeeee that was an awsome party..

  42. kloo | 1:56 am |

    check your webster’s, yo.

  43. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 pm |

    – We are now The Knights Who Say ‘Defintion’!

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